CG OF THE NIGHT: Stapletons v. Smahas (Des Moines)(Jeff, Tyler, Amber, Josh & Ryan)
R1 (guys): If your boss organized the company retreat at a NUDIST colony, name an office supply you might use to hide your manhood:
#1: Paper/legal pad (28)(Kyle)(VB)
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X- Pen(cil)(Jeff)
Stapletons: Posterboard, ruler (T5- 8), stapler (#3- 10), phone, laptop/tablet (T5), calculator
Jeff Steal: Clipboard- X
#2: Folder/binder (25)
#4: Post-its
BA: Tape roller/holder (6)
R2: Name something you’d be SHOCKED to hear grandma got caught doing:
#1: Sex/flick’g bean (20)(Kenny)
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#3: Drugs/’shrooms (17)(Tyler)
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Stapletons: Drink’g/& driving (#4- 12), skinny-dipping (#6- 7), stealing (T2), fighting, messing around on grandpa, making it rain at strip joint (VB)
Jeff Steal #2: Stripping
#5: Smoking/cigars (10)
BAs: Hooking on corner & watching porn (3 apiece)
Double: Name a fattening food you’ve thrown away & then tried to retrieve from the trash:
#1: (Cup)cake (21)(Amber)
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Smahas: Cookies, candy/chocolate (BA- 11), I.C. (OTHER BA)(VB), pizza (T3- 12), pie, fries
Kyle Steal: Burger- X
#2: Doughnut (18)
T3: Chips
TRIPLE: Walk the ______:
#1: line (50)(Cody)
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Stapletons: plank (BA- 9; huh?), walk (#3- 15), dog (18)
FM:
#1: At what age do people look in the mirror & say “What the heck happened”?
#2: Something that eats ANYTHING.
#3: Something that contains the word “chop”.
#4: Name a body part that might wobble when you walk.
#5: Something you fall asleep while doing.
Chelsey: 40 (24), humans (19), chopped liver, belly/stomach (20) & TV (47)
Kyle: 50 (26), bugs (2), chopstick (24), leg (8) & folding clothes
Unsaid #1s: Gopher, pork chop & bottom
G2: Melendezes v. Brozs (Frederick, CO)(Jim, Kelly, Michael, Patrick & Alexandra)(VB)
(Challenger notes: Jim’s been in law enforcement for 32 yrs., has graduated from the FBI National Academy & is the Deputy Chief of Police in Denver. Kelly’s his wife & the rest are some of their kids.)
R1: What’s causing that buzzing in your pants?:
#1: Phone (85)(Olga)
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#5: Revved-up stiffy (2)(Jim)
Melendezes: Old-school pager (#3- 4), vibrator/sex toy, (pocket) watch, bugs/wasp (#2- 5) & wind-up toy
Jim Steal: Tummy/leaky fart- RIGHT AS THE OTHER BA
R2 (ladies): Name a reason you can NEVER be a stripper:
#1: Fat/body issues (47)(Kelly)
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Brozs: Religion/morals (#2- 16), horrible pole skills (T3- 15), already taken, dislikes glitter (VB), too wealthy
Olga Steal: Too old/I’m 80- BA (3)(T3: Embarrassed/shy/Leftover BA: Nasty customers)
Double: Name something a boxer hopes he DOESN’T lose while in the ring:
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#3: Shorts (13)(Leticia)
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X- Mouthpiece (Michael)
Melendezes: Consciousness (#4- 9), gloves, fight/rd./title (#2- 22), life, balance
Jim Steal #2: Teeth- AT THE TOP (31)(Answers on Bottom: Eye/sight & ear- 4 each)
TRIPLE: Name something you find in a whale:
#1: Water (72)(Patrick)
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Brozs: Coins/pennies (#2- 22), bucket (BA- 2), other fish, plastic & human (OTHER BA)
FM: If they won, Michael & Patrick would be getting TAG-FREE attire.
#1: According to single women, if a guy gives you his #, how long ’til you call?
#2: _____ wing
#3: A good rainy day activity.
#4: Something that makes a person’s temperature rise.
#5: Something on an airplane that’s used for a passenger’s safety.
Alexandra: Two wks., Bird (2), sitting inside, the Sun (13) & floating device (15)
Jim: Two days (26- tied w/ three days), Buffalo/Chicken (26), bowling, cold/illness (47) & emergency lights
Unsaid #1s: Reading & seat belts
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