“Match Game” 2/13/19
Stars:
Top: Jason A., Niecy & Michael Che
Bottom: Constance, Judah & Erika C.
G1:
Jason Patton (Boynton Beach firefighter/paramedic)
Joy Dowden (lives on cattle farm in Natchitoches, LA)
R1:
Jason (A): Lonely Lorna’s so lonely she DOESN’T ask Siri for directions, she asks Siri for a ___________.
G: Sex toy
Jason: KISS
Niecy: DATE
Michael: LOAN
Constance: FRIEND
Judah: HUG
Erika: CUDDLE
Joy: Paul McCartney revealed that one of The Beatles’ biggest songs was actually about his privates; now you’ll NEVER hear _________________ the same way again.
G: “Yellow Submarine”
Jason & Michael: “LET IT BE”
Niecy: “MAXWELL SILVER HAMMER”
Constance: “I WANNA HOLD YOUR BLANK (HAND?)”
Judah: “HEY JUDE”
Erika: “MAXWELL’S SILVER HAMMER”
R2:
Joy (B): There’s a new “dancing with the stars”-themed restaurant where judges review every dish as it comes to the table. Last night they said the Cha-Cha Chili was a real showstopper & the Paso Doble Pepper Poppers were ______________.
G: Fabulous
Jason: TERRIBLE
Niecy: A MISSTEP
Michael: POOP STOPPER
Constance & Erika: SPICY
Judah: HOT
Jason: Queen Guinevere said “I couldn’t wait to get Sir Lancelot in bed. I was so impatient I took off his suit of armor using a _____________”.
G: Sword
Top row: CAN OPENER
Bottom row: W
SM:
AM: ____________ SPIRIT
Constance: TEAM
Judah: SCHOOL
Erika: TEEN
G: TEAM ($5K: HOLY/$3K: SCHOOL/$2K: FREE)
HtH: BATH_____
Jason: TIME
Jason: TUB
G2:
Brandi Golstein (preschool teacher)
Rak Ieng (Centreville, VA)
R1:
Brandi (B): Rex was the biggest toughest kid in the whole P.E. class. But he got his 1st F last wk.- it turns out you need longer arms to _____________.
G: Play tag
Jason & Judah: DUNK
Niecy & Constance: DRIBBLE
Michael: DO PULL-UPS
Erika: PLAY BASKETBALL
Rak: Wendy said “My husband always tries to steal the spotlight. Last night he proudly announced that he’s already scheduled a(n) ____________ for himself”.
G: Baby shower
Jason: AMNIO
Niecy: ULTRASOUND
Michael & Constance: C-SECTION
Judah: BOWEL MOVEMENT
Erika: BABY SHOWER
R2:
Rak (A): Congresswoman Carol said “Working in Washington is a lot like working on a farm. In both jobs you spend all day surrounded by _____________”.
G: CRAP
Jason: PITS
Niecy: ANIMALS
Michael: JACKASSES
Constance: COCKS
Judah: HORSE****
Brandi: Rumor has it Batman & Robin are seeing a couples counselor. Robin’s biggest complaint is that Batman NEVER lets him _______________.
G: DRIVE THE BATMOBILE
Jason: DRIVE THE BATMOBILE
Niecy: DRIVE HIS BATMOBILE
Michael: DRIVE (WINK-WINK)
Constance & Judah: DRIVE
Erika: WEAR THE PANTS
SM:
AM: WET ______
Jason: PAINT
Niecy: BLANKET
Erika: DREAM
G: DREAM ($5K: WILLY/$3K: SUIT/$2K: BLANKET)
HtH: FLASH _______
Brandi: DANCE
Niecy: W
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