“Match Game” 6/7/20

Stars:
Top: Sam Richardson, Jane K. & Ben Schwartz
Bottom: Caroline, James Van Der Beek & Vivica

G1:
Adam Burnes (SAC w/ fairly long beard)
Marissa Aull (Lexington, KY)

R1:
Adam (A): There’s a sexy new book about love on the farm called 50 Bales of Hay. Appropriately when the farmer’s wife is in ecstasy she shouts out what?
G: NEIGH
Sam: PITCH FORK ME!
Jane: NAH! MOO
Ben: MOO
Caroline: BAAAAH!
James: “OH, McDONALD!”
Vivica: “HEE WEE”
Marissa: Ladies if your hair isn’t excellent try Keanu Reeves’ Weaves. They’re made of Keanu’s real hair & they’re guaranteed to stay in place even if you ride a what?
G: WAVE
Sam, Jane, Caroline, James & Vivica: WAVE
Ben: MOTORCYCLE

R2:
Marissa (B): Out of touch Olivia’s so out of touch she thinks wake & bake is when you get up early to put a fresh batch of what in the oven?
G: POT- X (A: COOKIES)
Adam: I asked James backstage why he has so names. He replied “Why do you have so many…” what?
G: CHILDREN
Sam, Jane, Ben, James & Vivica: KIDS
Caroline: CHILDREN

SM:

AM: RYAN ___________
James: SEACREST
Caroline: GOSLING
Ben: REYNOLDS
G: SEACREST- $5K ($3K: REYNOLDS/$2K: GOSLING)

HtH: APPLE ____________
Adam: PIE

G2:
Shirene Warner (Marine Corps vet as a drill instructor in Stafford, VA)
Vincent Panico (hot air balloon pilot in Whitehouse Station, NJ)

R1:
Shirene (A): You all heard the noise JD made when he tore that phone book in half & then in half again? JD also makes the exact same sound every time he what?
G: LIFTS WEIGHTS
Sam: POOPS
Jane: ORGASMS DURING SEX
Ben: CRAPS
Caroline: HAS PHONE SEX
James: MAKES WHOOPIE
Vivica: ORGASM
Vincent: On Fri. old female cartoon characters have a girls’ night out event. Pepe Le Pew’s so handsy, Fred Flintstone’s politics are positively prehistoric & who is always walking around w/ no pants?
G: HOMER SIMPSON
Sam: DONALD DUCK
Jane: BUGS BUNNY
Ben & Caroline: MICKEY MOUSE
James & Vivica: WHINNIE THE POO

R2:
Vincent (A): Pompo the pretentious clown’s so pretentious he doesn’t put seltzer water in his squirty flower, he fills it w/ what?
G: VODKA
Sam: FILTERED WATER
Jane: CHAMPAGNE
Ben: PERRIER FANCY SELTZER AM I BAD AT THIS GAME
Caroline: CHARDONNAY
James: REALLY EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL
Vivica: “COLOGNE”
Shirene: Tina’s friends couldn’t understand why she was dating a statue. Tina said “It’s easy to love a man who’s so…” what “…all the time”?
G: QUIET (A: HARD)

SM:

AM: SHOPPING _________
James: SPREE
Caroline: CART
Jane: MALL
G: SPREE- $5K ($3K: MALL/$2K: CART)

HtH: __________ LETTER
Vincent: LOVE