Sarah Stallman (fitness pro in Granger, IA who also yodels at state fairs): Dirk Blocker, Melissa Fumero & Ne-Yo
Samantha Grant (sales assoc. in San Jose): Joel McKinnon Miller, Kyle Bornheimer & Terry Crews
Dazed and Reviewed: Jane announced a movie’s release date & gave a clueless review of that movie.
Ne-Yo v. Terry (9/29/2012): Now that Keanu Reeves is too famous I thought this was gonna be a sequel about the other guy’s excellent adventure. Instead I got a foul-mouthed talking bear. HUH? 1 1/2 stars.
Ne-Yo: “Ted”
Melissa v. Kyle (12/8/2017): I love Apple products. This was not one of those. Just an oddly-violent ice skating movie. TWO STARS.
Kyle: “I, TONYA”
Dirk v. Joel (2/15/1985): I ordered this on my morning fight, and instead of an egg sandwich, I got 90 minutes of juvenile delinquents in detention. 1 still-hungry star.
Dirk: “The Breakfast Club”
Ne-Yo v. Terry (6/29/2012): I thought this was going to be about a magician with a microphone. Instead I got sweaty naked man butt all up in my face. 1 completely inappropriate star.
Ne-Yo: “Magic Mike”
Melissa v. Kyle (5/15/2015): When a movie promises a road full of furries, you expect at least 1 furry. No furries here! Just a desert full of freaky cars. Which it turns out, I’m also kind of into. So…4 confused and excited stars.
Melissa: “Mad Max: Fury Road”
Dirk v. Joel (6/11/1982): Totally unrealistic. I wouldn’t follow ANYONE home if they offered me Reese’s Pieces. I have a nut allergy, duh! One star.
Joel: “E.T.”
Civilians (10/17/2014): Not a biopic about the white guy from the Celtics, just the dude from “Mr. Mom” in tighty-whities. 1 star.
Samantha: “BIRDMAN”
Vic was once again filling in for Dean.
SSW:
Ne-Yo v. Samantha (“Did standup at the Walmart”): “…buttercup, don’t break my heart”- SAMANTHA
Melissa v. Joel (“Miley taught me how to twerk”): “Baby you’re a firework”- MELISSA
Dirk v. Kyle (“Like tooth decay”): “A lovely day”- KYLE
Sarah v. Terry (“I’m a librarian”): “I am titanium”- SARAH
Melissa v. Samantha (“…kissed an angry nun”): “…blister in the sun”- SAMANTHA
Ne-Yo v. Joel (“Botox, face is tight”): “Uptight, out of sight”- NE-YO
Sarah v. Kyle (“Martin Scorsese”): “So call me maybe”- KYLE
Dirk v. Terry (“Taking a nude vacation”): “Pickin’ up good vibrations”- X
PQ:
Terry: Which was the more popular name for boys born in the U.S. last yr.- Bradley or Cooper?
Bradley- X
Dirk: Which has more books- The Hunger Games or The Torah?
The Torah
Kyle: Which Top 40 single came 1st- “Macho Man” or “Dancing Queen”?
“Macho Man”
Melissa: Who’s written more NY Times bestsellers- Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett?
Warren- X
Samantha: Which of these people is using their real name- Jamie Foxx or Wolf Blitzer?
Wolf Blitzer
Sarah: Which show has more eps.- “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” or “RENO 911!”?
“RENO 911!”
Kyle: Acc. to the last U.S. Census which are there more of- Americans under five or Americans 65 or older?
65 or older- $
Ne-Yo: On “Game of Thrones” what would be taller- one Hodor or two Tyrions?
Hodor- X
Terry: Which came 1st- Post-Its or CHEEZ-ITs?
CHEEZ-ITs- $
Joel: What came 1st- Biggie Smalls or Big Mac?
Big Mac
Melissa: Who played in a high school band- The Rock or The Edge?
The Edge- $
TV ID:
Ne-Yo v. Terry (TWO- Terry): BIBLE/LAW- BLANKED (A: “Will & Grace”)
Melissa v. Kyle (TWO- Melissa): ASIAN/COMEDY- “FRESH OFF THE BOAT” (ABOUT/THE/HUANG/FAMILY)
Kirk v. Joel (THREE- Joel): WACKY/DIVORCED/PARTNER- “CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND” (NAMED/JOSH/CHAN)
Sarah v. Samantha (TWO- Sarah): LARGE/SIBLING- “BIG BROTHER” (HOSTED/BY/JULIE/CHEN)
Ne-Yo v. Terry (ONE- Ne-Yo): SHINE- “GLOW” (TIME/FOR/NETFLIX/FEMALE/GRAPPLERS)
Melissa v. Kyle (TWO- Melissa): CARTOON/PARENT- BLANKED (A: “AMERICAN DAD!”)(IS/NAMED/STAN/SMITH)
7SoF:
Sarah: CHINESE FOOD, BEATLES SONGS, SPORTS, WEBSITES, FAMOUS PEOPLE NAMED CHRIS, JAMES BOND FILMS, OTHER WORDS FOR ALCOHOL, ARTISTS, TYPES OF PARTIES, POTATO CHIP FLAVORS, SCHOOL SUPPLIES, DIETS, BRANDS OF SOAP, PETS, PARTS OF A HOME & KINDS OF SHOES
Samantha: BREAKFAST FOODS, COLLEGES, ANIMAL NOISES, BEACH THINGS, FAMOUS MICHAELS, OTHER WORDS FOR NAKED, RIVERS, BUTTONS ON A REMOTE, RAPPERS, THINGS ON A PLAYGROUND, STARBUCKS MENU ITEMS, THINGS AT A CARNIVAL, FEMALE COMEDIANS– ELIM.
CNG: Melissa (P.S. Arts) & Kyle (Alzheimer’s Assoc.)
S: MADONNA, ED O’NEILL, ANNA KENDRICK, AMY SCHUMER, RUTH BADER GINSBURG, QUESTLOVE, JAMES CAMERON, LUKE BRYAN, JEFF PROBST, KEN JEONG, DJ KHALED & CAMERON DIAZ
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