“Snap Decision” 8/30

COMPETING: Patty (former reg. nurse & former Air Force Lieutenant), Steven (a man orig. from NY who grew a beard in two wks.; his mom’s a correctional officer) & Kupah (13-yr. DJ)

R1:
Summer (49)(BKN): She says her favorite way to de-stress is doing what- chanting at a Buddhist meeting or drinking lots & lots of Merlot?
DRINKING- N
Nick (21)(Auckland): When NO ONE’s around, he says he often does what like an old white man- dances at the gym or smokes a cigar?
Patty & Kupah: SMOKES
Steven: DANCES
A: DANCES
April (31)(Lansing, MI): What does she say’s “one of her number one requirements” for a guy when it comes to dating- he must at least be 6′ tall or he must make at least six figures?
Lady: SIX FIGURES
Gentlemen: SIX FEET
A: SIX FT.
#4: What does Summer say makes “everything taste better”- mustard or a positive attitude?
POSITIVE ATTITUDE- N
#5: Nick says his girlfriend was surprised to discover he WASN’T what- gay or afraid of commitment?
Patty & Steven: AFRAID
Kupah: GAY
A: GAY
#6: When it comes to NUDITY, April thinks everyone should be what- keeping their “business” OFF the Internet or “butt booty naked” at all times?
BUSINESS- N

R2:
#1: Who “catfished” a friend by pretending to be someone else online- Nick or Summer?
Lady: SUMMER
Gentlemen: NICK
A: NICK
#2: Who PEED on a friend after they were stung by a jellyfish- April or Nick?
Patty & Kupah: APRIL
Stephen: NICK
A: APRIL
#3: Which woman said they once kissed a wild animal on the lips?
SUMMER- Y

R3:
Kupah: APRIL
Steven: SUMMER
$250: Have they ever made out w/ someone of the same gender?
Kupah: Y- $ ($1050)
Steven: Y- $ ($850)
$500: If they knew an election was RIGGED in favor of their candidate, would they help cover it up or expose the fraud?
Kupah: EXPOSE- N
Steven: EXPOSE- N
$750: Would they rather tattoo their face like Mike Tyson or get punched in the face by Mike Tyson?
Kupah: PUNCHED- W

BR: TWO

“Snap Decision” 8/29

COMPETING: Lawrence (dance choreographer for kids), Erika (who has a deep love for cash registers) & Taylor (aspiring plus-sized model)

R1:
Patty (63)(Honolulu): Going by the name of “The Masqueraider”, she says she’s a huge fan of what- Mardi Gras or Oakland Raiders?
Lawrence & Taylor: MARDI GRAS
Erika: RAIDERS
A: RAIDERS
Benjamin (26)(Arlington, TX- 5’3″): He claims that when he’s hitting on women he’s often mistaken for who- a high school student or Kevin Hart?
Lawrence & Erika: STUDENT
Taylor: HART
A: STUDENT
Victor (33)(Greenville, SC- has traditional Asian background): Because he spends so much time around where his mom works, he admitted that every so often he gets what- put to work washing dishes or a mani-pedi?
MANI-PEDI- Y
#4: Who once hit on Patty at a bar- Wayne Newton or a guy her daughter used to date?
Lawrence & Taylor: DAUGHTER’S DATE
Erika: WAYNE NEWTON
A: DAUGHTER’S DATE
#5: What nickname was Benjamin given when he first moved to the U.S. from London- “The Black Harry Potter” or “Guinness”?
Guy: “GUINNESS”
Ladies: “HARRY POTTER”
A: “HARRY POTTER”
#6: Ever since he was a kid, Victor says he’s always enjoyed what- banana baby food or bubble baths?
Lawrence & Taylor: BATHS
Erika: BABY FOOD
A: BABY FOOD

R2:
#1: Who had the goal of sleeping w/ 100 people by age 32, but only made it to 91- Patty or Victor?
VICTOR- Y
#2: Who said sex’s like chocolate: if you have some, you want more- Benjamin or Patty?
PATTY- Y

SD: What’s David’s highest degree- a GED or PhD?
Lawrence: GED- OUT

R3:
Erika: PATTY
Taylor: BENJAMIN
$250: Do they smoke weed more than once a wk.?
Erika: N- X (Taylor: $950)
Taylor: N- Y ($1200)
$500: Have they ever DUMPED someone because of their looks?
Erika: Y- N (Taylor: $1700)
Taylor: Y- N (Erika: $1400)
$750: Would they rather be stuck in 100° heat or 40° cold?
Erika: HEAT- L

BR: W IN :29

“Snap Decision”- S.F.

COMPETING: Enisa (Des Moines; orig. from Bosnia & Germany), Bryan (DET) & Christen (played tennis in HS)

R1:
Rachel (28)(PIT- started kickboxing when she was 12): This fitness fanatic says she likes to fill her off days doing what- meditating, praying & fasting or eating ice cream, tacos & pizza?
EATING- Y
Curtisa (25)(San Diego): She likes to check her boyfriends’ backgrounds to see if they’ve spent time where- in college or county jail?
JAIL- Y
Seth (42)(San Diego- HS art teacher who has a beard that’s nearly all-grey): He says people would NEVER know by looking at him that he’s in love w/ what- girly pop music or the discipline of the Catholic Church?
Ladies: DISCIPLINE
Gentleman: POP MUSIC
A: POP MUSIC
#4: Rachel told ’em her recent wedding reception had decorations inspired by what- her favorite movie “The Nightmare Before Christmas” or her favorite sport, professional wrestling?
Enisa & Bryan: SPORT
Christen: MOVIE
A: MOVIE
#5: What’s the one thing that makes Curtisa cringe & freak out- human hair or hearing someone say the word “moist”?
Enisa & Bryan: MOIST
Christen: HAIR
A: HAIR
#6: Seth told ’em he’s really into his collections & his favorite thing to find is what- rare L.A. Dodger memorabilia on ebay or dead things in the wilderness like roadkill?
DODGERS- N

R2:
#1: Which lady’s favorite toy growing up was an M.C. Hammer doll?
Ladies: RACHEL
Gentleman: CURTISA
A: RACHEL
#2: Who once LOST their car for an entire 48 hrs.- Rachel or Seth?
SETH- N
#3: Which one of these two folks won “Best Butt” in a school beauty pageant- Curtisa or Seth?
Ladies: CURTISA
Gentleman: SETH
A: SETH

R3:
Christen: RACHEL
Bryan: SETH
$250: What would they rather go w/o- food or their phone?
Christen: PHONE- Y
Bryan: FOOD- Y
$500: Do they have more or less than $10 on their person?
Christen: MORE- N
Bryan: MORE- N
$750: In life, do they ask for permission or beg for forgiveness?
Christen: BEG- W

BR: W

“Snap Decision” 8/28

COMPETING: Tiffany (IT proj. mgr. who meditates for fun), Nicole (huge animal lover) & Larry (toy collector)

R1:
Stuart (29)(Redmond, WA- about 6’4″ & 280 lbs.; has lost about 200 lbs. because of doing yoga): He’s currently training to become a what- professional wrestler or bouncer?
Tiffany & Larry: WRESTLER
Nicole: BOUNCER
A: WRESTLER
Shaina (30)(Fitzwilliam, NH- sold all of her stuff about a yr. ago): To help overcome a serious fear, she decided to do what- get a pet tarantula or ride a roller coaster 10 times in a row?
Tiffany: ROLLER COASTER
Nicole & Larry: TARANTULA
A: TARANTULA
Blake (27)(financial analyst): For the past three yrs., his roommates have been what- his parents or his ex-girlfriends?
PARENTS- Y
#4: After just one sexual appearance, Stuart considers himself what- a master of the sexual arts or technically still a virgin?
VIRGIN- Y
#5: Why does Shaina say she listens to Spanish radio stations- it’s a cheap way to learn Spanish or it puts her in a good mood?
Tiffany & Larry: GOOD MOOD
Nicole: LEARN SPANISH
A: GOOD MOOD
#6: Claiming it can help him “get some”, Blake does what religiously- goes to the gym or watches “The Bachelor”?
Ladies: WATCHES “THE BACHELOR”
Gentleman: GYM
A: “THE BACHELOR”

R2:
#1: Who likes to jam out on the ukulele- Stuart or Shaina?
SHAINA- Y
#2: Which guy’s a certified personal trainer?
BLAKE- N
#3: Who says their favorite movie’s “TITANIC”- Blake or Shaina?
Tiffany: SHAINA
Nicole & Larry: BLAKE
A: BLAKE- TIFFANY OUT

R3:
Larry: STUART
Nicole: BLAKE
$250: Do they think more than 40 people will show up to their funeral?
Larry: LESS- Y ($1150)
Nicole: MORE- Y ($1050)
$500: Would they rather be the first person on Mars or the first person to be cloned?
Larry: MARS- N
Nicole: CLONED- W

BR: JUST MISSED

“Snap Decision” 8/25

COMPETING: Rocky (woman who hitchhiked across Canada), Peter (real-estate) & Holly (formerly went to cosmetology school & EMT school; also tried to be a personal trainer)

R1:
Autumn (23)(nanny in Alhambra, CA): Why does she say her dates should keep her away from spicy foods- she’ll have an allergic reaction w/ serious tears or she’ll stink up the room w/ serious gas?
Rocky: TEARS
Peter & Holly: GAS
A: GAS
Tre (40)(Anaheim- enjoys making lemon JELL-O cake w/ mom): When his wife leaves him home alone, what does he admit to binging out on- classic cartoons or entire gallons of ice cream?
I.C.- N
Antoinette (34)(Culver City- her dad forced all kids to go into the military, so she went to Japan): Why does she want to be Beyonce for a day- to spend time w/ Jay-Z or to have the world’s best booty?
Ladies: BOOTY
Peter: JAY-Z
A: JAY-Z
#4: When Autumn was younger, what did she used to do that she’s ASHAMED to admit- ate cat food everyday or threw rocks at passing cars everyday?
Rocky & Peter: ROCKS
Holly: CAT FOOD
A: CAT FOOD
#5: Why did Tre say he proposed to his wife on a sandbar out in the ocean- so she couldn’t escape or so NO ONE could see ’em if she said “NO”?
Ladies: ESCAPE
Peter: SEE
A: ESCAPE
#6: What did Antoinette tell ’em she once regifted to someone because she didn’t need it anymore- a pair of sexy panties or a used breast pump?
Rocky: PANTIES
Peter & Holly: PUMP
A: PUMP

R2:
#1: Which woman says the first thing they look at in a man are his teeth?
AUTUMN- N
#2: Who said their best skill’s sex- Tre or Antoinette?
Rocky: ANTOINETTE
Peter & Holly: TRE
A: ANTOINETTE

SD: If David was on a deserted island & could only bring one thing, did he say he would bring a knife or Beyonce?
Peter: BEYONCE- SORRY

R3:
Holly: AUTUMN
Rocky: TRE
$250: Would they or would they NOT sleep w/ their boss for a promotion?
Holly: Y- X (Rocky: $550)
Rocky: Y- $ ($800)
$500: Have they ever FAILED a class?
Holly: N- X (Rocky: $1300)
Rocky: Y- $ ($1800)
$750: Have they lied or NEVER lied to their partner?
Holly: Y- L

BR (Rocky’s also Jamaican): W IN :26

“Snap Decision” 8/24

COMPETING: Barbra (married 15 yrs.- NO kids, but they do have a female dog), Stew (dance teacher for 30+ yrs.) & Ashanna (volleyball player)

R1:
Holgie (68)(Wyndham, KS- married to cowboy for 30+ yrs.): Who did she work for that required her to be in a costume & roleplay- The Disney Co. or the U.S. government?
DISNEY- N
D (29)(Walnut, CA): Who’s the one person he’s such a big fan of he actually named his son after him- “BATMAN” or Barack Obama?
OBAMA- N
Madison (18)(Rochester, NY- recent HS grad): She thinks it’s ironic she appeared in a commercial for what product she has NEVER used- adult diapers or condoms?
Women: DIAPERS
Man: CONDOMS
A: CONDOMS
#4: Holgie once had a side job using her sewing machine to make what- exotic stripper costumes or tents for the homeless?
TENTS- N
#5: While attending a family wedding, what did D tell ’em he did for the very first time in his life- got knocked out in a fistfight over cake or met a sister he DIDN’T know he had?
Barbra: FISTFIGHT
Stew & Ashanna: SISTER
A: SISTER
#6: What fear has Madison recently overcome- snakes or going barefoot?
Women: SNAKES
Stew: BAREFOOT
A: SNAKES

R2:
#1: Which woman said one of the most dangerous things they’ve done is swim w/ snakes?
Barbra: MADISON
Stew & Ashanna: HOLGIE
A: HOLGIE
#2: Who gets annoyed about being mistaken for the opposite sex every trip through the fast food drive-thru- Holgie or D?
Barbra: HOLGIE
Stew & Ashanna: D
A: D- BARBRA MATHEMATICALLY ELIM.
#3: Who says they love to cook, but just CAN’T seem to handle cooking rice- D or Madison?
Ladies: D
Stew: MADISON
A: D

R3:
Ashanna: D
Stew: MADISON
$250: What’s their ideal date- NETFLIX & chill or a fancy dinner & a show?
Ashanna: NETFLIX & CHILL- N (Stew: $850)
Stew: DINNER & SHOW- Y ($1100)
$500: What did they do more recently- party or pray?
Ashanna: PRAY- Y ($1300)
Stew: PARTY- N (Ashanna: $1800)
$750: What’s more important to ’em- looks or smarts?
Ashanna: SMARTS- W

BR (some of her family’s in Jamaica): W IN 2/3 THE TIME

“Snap Decision” 8/23

COMPETING: Clark (comic book fan), Annie (Columbus, GA) & Sanna (helps dead relatives)

R1:
Travis (40)(Eureka, CA): Why did he say he snuck into his wife’s home while they were going through a divorce- to make her breakfast in bed on Mother’s Day or to put something she’s allergic to in her pillow?
Man: CLARK
Women: PILLOW
A: PILLOW
Christina (38)(Bakersfield, CA- cheerleading team capt.): Because she loves makeup so much, what does she say she’s often MISTAKEN for- a drag queen or diva?
Man: DIVA
Women: DRAG QUEEN
A: DRAG QUEEN
Dominique (24)(Cape Town- moved to U.S. all by herself): Why does she say she was given the nickname “Baby Doll”- she can do a weird trick w/ her eyeballs or she likes to roleplay as a baby in the bedroom?
Clark & Sanna: TRICK
Annie: ROLEPLAY
A: TRICK
#4: When Travis tried to emulate his hero Mr. T, what did he try to do that turned out to be a DISASTER- stand up to the biggest bully in school or give himself a Mohawk haircut?
Clark & Sanna: MOHAWK
Annie: BULLY
A: MOHAWK
#5: What did Christina say she agreed to do for her friend for $50- help her friend get in her boyfriend’s apartment to see if he was cheating or substitute her sample for her friend’s drug test for work?
Clark & Sanna: SAMPLE
Annie: APARTMENT
A: APARTMENT
#6: What did Dominique say she tried for the first time on a family vacation- eating giraffe or kissing another woman romantically?
Clark & Sanna: WOMAN
Annie: GIRAFFE
A: GIRAFFE

R2:
#1: Who served in the military as an Army officer- Travis or Christina?
Clark & Annie: CHRISTINA
Sanna: TRAVIS
A: TRAVIS
#2: Who believes that aliens currently live among us- Dominique or Travis?
DOMINIQUE- Y
#3: Who says they enjoy watching “Teen Mom 2” because they can relate to it- Travis or Christina?
Clark & Sanna: CHRISTINA
Annie: TRAVIS
A: TRAVIS- CLARK OUT

R3:
Sanna: DOMINIQUE
Annie: CHRISTINA
$250: Have they ever kept a New Yr.’s resolution for more than a wk.?
Sanna: Y- $ ($1050)
Annie: N- X (Sanna: $1300)
$500: Have they prayed in the last 30 days?
Sanna: N- $ ($1800)
Annie: Y- $ ($1300)
$750: Do they exercise more or less than eight hrs. a wk.?
Sanna: LESS- W

BR: TWO

“Snap Decision” 8/16

COMPETED: Paige (juice bar mgr.), Mondo (who’s dyed his hair) & Bernadine (Trinidad & Tobago)

R1:
Sylvia (54)(Macomb, MI): She told ’em she has a beautiful family & they get referred to as what- The “Black Kardashians” or The “Obamas”?
Paige: KARDASHIANS
Mondo & Bernadine: OBAMAS
A: KARDASHIANS
Angela (31)(Banning, CA- married & works in church): She confessed that she can be a little creepy when she does what- puts up framed pictures of her ultrasound at work or spies on her husband w/ their home security cameras?
Ladies: SPIES
Man: ULTRASOUND
A: SPIES
Mac (22)(New Martinsville, WV- works at club): If it wasn’t for lack of space, what did he tell ’em he would love to own- a hearse or a 10-ft. python?
HEARSE- Y
#4: For the past 10 yrs., Sylvia says she has been what- engaged or celibate?
ENGAGED- Y
#5: During high school, what did Mac say he did for two wks. every Summer- go to band camp or volunteer at a retirement home as a dishwasher?
Paige & Mondo: BAND CAMP
Bernadine: VOLUNTEER
A: BAND CAMP

R2:
#1: Who says they’re always referred to as “the dumb blonde”- Sylvia or Mac?
Paige & Mondo: MAC
Bernadine: SYLVIA
A: SYLVIA
#2: Who says they DON’T need plastic surgery because they know how to contour- Mac or Angela?
MAC- Y
#3: Who says they’re afraid of puppies- Sylvia or Mac?
Ladies: MAC
Gentleman: SYLVIA
A: SYLVIA

SD:
#1: If David could have cocktails w/ any person in history, did he say he’d prefer martinis w/ Cleopatra or beers w/ Abe Lincoln?
Paige: CLEOPATRA- Y
#2: Did David say the WORST job he ever had was being a dishwasher or janitor?
Mondo: DISHWASHER- Y

R3:
Mondo: MAC
Paige: SYLVIA
$250: Would they SABOTAGE a friend to get ahead?
Mondo: Y- $ ($950)
Paige: N- $ ($950)
$500: Do they ever dodge family calls when they’re NOT at work?
Mondo: Y- $
Paige: Y- $
$750: Would they last more or less than three wks. during a zombie apocalypse?
Mondo: MORE- W

BR (he’s a comic book nerd): TWO RIGHT

“Snap Decision” 8/22

COMPETING: Sarah (dog walker), Wade (Harry Potter fan) & Tasha (plus-sized model)

R1:
Jordan (28)(Cleveland Heights, OH- used to play sports): He told ’em he gets creeped out when he sees what- a butterfly or a person wearing an eye patch?
Sarah & Wade: EYE PATCH
Tasha: BUTTERFLY
A: BUTTERFLY
Maria (44)(S.F.): Being a grandma, what did she say she prefers to be called- “Glam-ma” or “Na-Na”?
Sarah: “NA-NA”
Wade & Tasha: “GLAM-MA”
A: “GLAM-MA”
Amy (23)(San Antonio- little awkward in high school): She told ’em that every morning before school she used to get up to two or three what- hrs. of posting pics on social media or breakfast sandwiches?
SANDWICHES- Y
#4: What did Jordan say he learned how to do so he could be around more girls- play the violin or tap dance?
TAP- N
#5: What does Maria enjoy that most people look down on- eating spam or dating guys half her age?
AGE- N
#6: Amy says she used to hang out w/ boys who loved on an Army base & do what w/ ’em- play spin the bottle or play w/ NERF guns?
GUNS- Y

R2:
#1: When they asked ’em to do an impression, who impersonated their mom- Maria or Jordan?
Ladies: JORDAN
Guy: MARIA
A: MARIA
#2: Who has been a big fan of pro wrestling since they were a kid- Jordan or Amy?
AMY- N
#3: Who says their favorite body part’s their butt- Jordan or Maria?
JORDAN- N

R3:
Wade: MARIA
Tasha: JORDAN
$250: If there was a 95-yr.-old & a pregnant woman on the bus, who would they give their seat to?
Wade: PREGNANT- N (Tasha: $650)
Tasha: PREGNANT- Y ($900)
$500: If the bank accidentally deposited $ into their account, would they tell the bank or keep the $?
Wade: KEEP- N (Tasha: $1400)
Tasha: KEEP- N (Wade: $1K)
$750: Have they ever LIED to get it on w/ the opposite sex?
Wade: N- $ ($1750)
Tasha: N- W

BR: ONE OFF

“Snap Decision” 8/21

COMPETING: Curt (auctioneer who retired from the San Fernando Police Dept. as a robbery homicide guy), Bonnie (DET- orig. from South Africa) & Emily (yoga teacher)

R1:
Parker (25)(Park City, UT): He told ’em he DIDN’T start doing what until he was in college- having sex or drinking coffee?
Curt: COFFEE
Girls: SEX
A: COFFEE
Byronique (27): She told ’em she’s only been on a plane twice in her life & each time she flew she did what- used the air sickness bag on the plane or jumped out of the plane?
Curt: JUMPED
Girls: AIR SICKNESS BAG
A: JUMPED
Kim (59)(ORL- Dolphins fan who voted for Trump): If Kim could be reincarnated, she says she would come back as who- Tom Brady (despite the fact she said she HATES the Patriots) or Angelina Jolie?
TOM- Y
#4: Parker told ’em whenever he needs to “stimulate his brain”, he does what-  meditates or chews on a piece of plastic?
Curt & Emily: CHEWS
Bonnie: MEDITATES
A: CHEWS
#5: Byronique says she loves Lady GaGa so much she’d do what- turn lesbian for her or give her a kidney?
KIDNEY- N
#6: Frustrated w/ dating, Kim confessed she’d rather do what- be at home w/ her dogs drinking wine or be out w/ her dog hunting quail?
HUNTING QUAIL- N

R2:
#1: Which woman broke off a relationship because the other person wanted to have multiple partners?
KIM- N
#2: Who decorates their home like a 16-yr.-old high school student- Byronique or Parker?
Curt & Bonnie: PARKER
Emily: BYRONIQUE
A: BYRONIQUE- BONNIE MATHEMATICALLY ELIM.
#3: Which woman took revenge on a RUDE bartender by gluing the locks of the bar doors?
Curt: BYRONIQUE
Women: KIM
A: KIM

R3:
Emily: KIM
Curt: BYRONIQUE
$250: Have they gone more than a day wearing the same underwear?
Emily: Y- N (Curt: $650)
Curt: Y- N (Emily: $850)
$500: If a Girl Scout accidentally gave ’em too much change after buying cookies, would they give the $ back or keep it?
Emily: GIVE BACK- Y ($1350)
Curt: GIVE BACK- Y ($1150)
$750: If they had to wear clothes from only one decade, would it be the psychedelic ’60s or the awesome ’80s?
Emily: ’80s- N (Curt: $1900)
Curt: ’60s- L

BR: W W/ :05 LEFT