“Funny You Should Ask” 6/29

Dory (entertainment law worker orig. from HOU)
Ashlynn (medical assistant)

R1:
#1: “Magnum” is a Latin word meaning what?
Jon: Bottle
Dory: WRONG (A: Large)
#2: In the game of craps what does it mean if you have a “hard eight”?
Jackee: Double 4s
Ashlynn: RIGHT
#3: Who famously wrote the 1987 novel Misery?
Louie: Stephen King
Dory: RIGHT
#4: T or F- acc. to a study by GLAMOUR 70% of men said the butt’s their favorite part of a woman’s body.
Byron: T
Ashlynn: RIGHT (Actual percentage: 22%)
#5: In addition to roasted grains beer gets its bitterness from what?
Natasha: Hops
Dory: RIGHT
#6: Insured for $2.3M the most valuable cargo on board the TITANIC when it sank was what?
Howie: Tableware/silverware
Ashlynn: RIGHT (A: Ostrich feathers)

R2:
#1: Acc. to Webster’s the technical term for kissing is what?
Jon: Osculation
Ashlynn: RIGHT
#2: T or F- acc. to Scientific American being in love makes food taste sweeter than it is.
Jackee: F
Dory: WRONG
#3: T or F- acc. to nbcnews.com a 70-yr.-old MO woman ran seven marathons in seven days on seven different continents.
Louie: T
Ashlynn: RIGHT
#4: Acc. to the Library of Congress by counting the time between cricket chirps you can figure out what?
Byron: Temperature
Dory: RIGHT
#5: T or F- in Little Rock it’s ILLEGAL to honk your horn at a sandwich shop after 9PM.
Natasha: F
Ashlynn: RIGHT
#6: T or F- Lance Ross, captain of the 2002 U.S. Olympic ski team, sold his gold medal on ebay.
Howie: T
Dory: RIGHT

R3:
#1: T or F- acc. to the World City Name Database there’s only ONE town in the world named Virgin.
Jon: F
Ashlynn: RIGHT (it’s in UT)
#2: What iconic figure was famously known as “The Miracle Worker”?
Jackee: Anne Sullivan
Dory: RIGHT
#3: In his Grammy-winning song Meat Loaf said “I would do anything for love, but I won’t…” what?
Louie: “…do that”
Ashlynn: RIGHT
#4: The Scandinavian trend that combines jogging w/ picking up trash’s called what?
Byron: Joggitch
Dory: WRONG (A: Plogging)
#5: T or F- until it’s four months old a baby CAN’T taste salt.
Natasha: T
Ashlynn: WRONG

BR:
#1: Acc. to popsugar.com which of the following should you remove from your life in order to be happier- unhealthy relationships, regular physical exams or the brakes on your boss’ car?
Unhealthy relationships
#2: Acc. to delish.com the best donut at DUNKIN’ DONUTS is what?
Howie: Chocolate-glazed cake
Jon: Bavarian Kreme-filled
Jackee: Powdered sugar
Louie: “Why are you doing this to me?!”
Powdered sugar (A: Chocolate-glazed cake)

“Funny You Should Ask” 6/28

Corbin (restaurant worker in Costa Mesa)
Ayushi (social media strategist who grew up in South Africa)

R1:
#1: T or F- a PA woman married her favorite roller coaster which she has ridden over 4K times.
Jon: T
Corbin: RIGHT
#2: Acc. to firetactics.com what’s the highest-ranked fireman known as?
Jackee: Fire Chief
Ayushi: RIGHT
#3: What’s the process called when the body burns stored fat?
Louie: Ketosis
Corbin: WRONG
#4: Assam, Darjeeling & Oolong are ALL types of what?
Byron: Meats
Ayushi: WRONG (A: Teas)
#5: T or F- the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes are vegetables, NOT fruits.
Natasha: T
Corbin: WRONG
#6: T or F- an Idaho woman’s DNA test revealed that her biological father was actually her parents’ fertility doctor.
Howie: T
Ayushi: RIGHT

R2:
#1: T or F- acc. to Scientific Reports honeybees can actually get STDs.
Jon: F
Ayushi: RIGHT
#2: In British slang what does someone mean if they say “Give me a tinkle on the blower”?
Jackee: Give me a call 
Corbin: RIGHT
#3: T or F- there’s an exercise app that creates a game for joggers to be chased by zombies.
Louie: T
Ayushi: RIGHT
#4: T or F- acc. to livescience.com turkeys can actually blush.
Byron: T
Corbin: RIGHT
#5: T or F- the largest intact tumor ever removed from a human weighed 300lbs.
Natasha: F
Ayushi: RIGHT
#6: The famous saying goes “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is…” what?
Howie: The foreseer
Corbin: WRONG (A: “…king”)

R3:
#1: Acc. to ezinearticles.com the 1st step to flirting’s what?
Jon: Winking
Ayushi: WRONG (A: Making eye contact)
#2: T or F- in the 1980s India released 25K flesh-eating turtles into the Ganges River in an attempt to clean up pollution from corpses.
Jackee: T
Corbin: RIGHT
#3: T or F- acc. to the Star Tribune spouses who argue at least once a wk. have a healthier marriage.
Louie: T
Ayushi: RIGHT
#4: T or F- a novelty shop in NJ was ordered to STOP selling “gag condoms” that had holes in ’em.
Byron: T
Corbin: WRONG
#5: T or F- in the span of 46yrs a WI man has eaten 30K Big Macs.
Natasha: T
Ayushi: RIGHT
#6: T or F- an ancient Greek playwright known as the “father of tragedy” died when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head.
Howie: T
Corbin: WRONG

BR:
#1: What does bread need in order to rise- salt, yeast or dim lighting & soft music?
Yeast
#2: Acc. to foodworldnews.com the world’s largest consumer of red wine is who?
Natasha: Italy
Howie: China
Jon: America
Jackee: “ME!”
Italy (A: China) 

“Funny You Should Ask” 6/27

Danny (bouncer who got married not long ago)
Catherine (yoga teacher w/ boyfriend)

R1:
#1: T or F- 98-yr.-old Horace Murdock finally lost his virginity after visiting a NV brothel & passed away the next day.
Jon: T
Catherine: RIGHT
#2: The creature w/ a 2ft tongue that it can flick 160 times a min. is called what?
Jackee: Rattlesnake
Danny: RIGHT (A: Anteater)
#3: T or F- in Japan they’ve released limited-edition sushi KitKat candy bars.
Louie: T
Catherine: RIGHT
#4: The famous texts discovered in caves between 1947-56 written mostly in Hebrew were known as what?
Byron: Dead Sea Scrolls
Danny: RIGHT
#5: T or F- acc. to The Daily Mail sneezing 10 times burns the same amt. of calories as one orgasm.
Natasha: T
Catherine: WRONG
#6: T or F- there’s a species of bee in South America that can fly for up to a min. after it dies.
Howie: T
Danny: RIGHT

R2:
#1: T or F- acc. to relationshipresource.com kissing w/ your eyes open is actually considered more romantic.
Jon: F
Danny: RIGHT
#2: Will Rogers once said “Everything is funny as long as…” what?
Jackee: “…it’s happening to somebody else”
Catherine: RIGHT
#3: Acc. to Self magazine before you even get out of bed the 1st thing you should do when you wake up is what?
Louie: Pray
Danny: WRONG (A: Point & flex your feet)
#4: T or F- adult entertainment clubs are ILLEGAL in Iceland.
Byron: T
Catherine: RIGHT
#5: T or F- after mating the male redback spider does a somersault to place himself in front of the female’s mouth so she can devour him.
Natasha: T
Danny: WRONG
#6: T or F- acc. to The New York Times Japan’s criminal courts have a 39% conviction rate.
Howie: T
Catherine: RIGHT

R3:
#1: Acc. to Business Insider the most common COMPLAINT college professors have about their students is what?
Jon: Texting in class
Danny: WRONG (A: Asking if they missed anything while they were absent)
#2: Acc. to The Old Wives’ Tale you should feed a cold & starve a what?
Jackee: Fever
Catherine: RIGHT
#3: Oscar Wilde said “I can resist anything but…” what?
Louie: Temptation
Danny: RIGHT
#4: T or F- the largest prison RIOT in U.S. history started when one inmate accidentally spilled clam chowder on another inmate.
Byron: F
Catherine: RIGHT
#5: T or F- the youngest person to ever graduate from HS was a six-yr.-old boy.
Natasha: F
Danny: RIGHT

BR:
#1: If an insurance policy has been signed it’s been considered what?
Louie: Underwritten
Byron: NOT written
Natasha: The reason he disappeared
Underwritten
#2: Acc. to AAA when you encounter black ice you should NEVER what?
Louie: Slow down
Byron: Use cruise control
Natasha: Change lanes immediately
Jon: Say “Some of my best friends are black ice”
Change lanes immediately

“Funny You Should Ask” 6/26

Chris (bartender who grew up in Nassau)
Sonya (business owner orig. from Russia)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to a Harvard study an adult male can survive for up to six months on a diet of breast milk.
Jon: T
Chris: RIGHT
#2: T or F- acc. to psychologytoday.com doctors used to treat women for hysteria w/ medically-induced orgasms.
Jackee: T
Sonya: WRONG
#3: Who famously used the phrase “break the ice”?
Louie: William Shakespeare
Chris: RIGHT
#4: T or F- acc. to The Washington Post the CIA has traded VIAGRA to Afghan warlords in exchange for information.
Byron: T
Sonya: RIGHT
#5: T or F- there’s actually a brush that fits over your tongue so you can groom your pet by licking it.
Natasha: T
Chris: RIGHT
#6: T or F- the human heart can create enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.
Howie: T
Sonya: RIGHT

R2:
#1: T or F- the Statue of Liberty’s mouth is 3ft wide.
Jon: F
Sonya: RIGHT
#2: The practice of buying an item, wearing/using it & returning it is called what?
Jackee: Consignment
Chris: WRONG (A: Wardrobing)
#3: Where was the 1st atomic blast detonated?
Louie: NV
Sonya: WRONG (A: NM)
#4: T or F- in the early days of “the price is right” a contestant actually won an airplane.
Byron: T
Chris: RIGHT
#5: Finish this quote often attributed to Abraham Lincoln- “The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him…” what?
Natasha: “…laugh”
Sonya: WRONG (A: “…your friend”)
#6: Why does the insect known as the water boatman rub its genitalia across its belly?
Howie: To remove its skin for Spring
Chris: RIGHT (A: Mating call)

R3:
#1: T or F- the writers of the Christmas songs “White Christmas” & “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” were Jewish. 
Jon: T
Chris: RIGHT
#2: T or F- acc. to the Science Made Simple blog on avg. it takes more than 45 facial muscles to smile.
Jackee: T
Sonya: RIGHT (Actual avg.: 12)
#3: T or F- a fitness chain offers trainers that will run in front of you w/ an Apple iPad on their back so you can watch TV as you train.
Louie: T
Chris: RIGHT
#4: T or F- the Guinness World Record for skinny dipping’s 786 people.
Byron: T
Sonya: RIGHT
#5: T or F- acc. to TIME.com fruit flies will drink alcohol when they’re sexually FRUSTRATED.
Natasha: F
Chris: RIGHT
#6: A person who unloads cargo from ships is known as a what?
Howie: Shipman
Sonya: WRONG (A: Longshoreman)
Tiebreaker: How many kids did Children’s Hospital treat last yr. all free of charge?
Chris: 22K
Sonya: 15K
A: 16,895

BR:
#1: Acc. to sportsdefinitions.com in competitive windsurfing when do the athletes go man on man- during the wave performance, during the waxing process or when NOBODY’s looking?
During the wave performance
#2: Lifestyle’s condoms are avail. in a smaller size called what- Snugger Fit, Extra-Slim, Compact-Size or Jon Lovitz?
Extra-Slim (A: Snugger Fit)

“Funny You Should Ask” 6/25

Levi (MMA fighter orig. from GA)
Brooke (HS dance teacher orig. from CO)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to The Wall Street Journal women in Brazil who went to have “pretty” children order “sperm” from donors in America.
Jon: F
Brooke: RIGHT
#2: T or F- contrary to popular belief a study shows that a man’s shoe size DOESN’T correlate to the size of his GENITALIA.
Jackee: T
Levi: RIGHT
#3: T or F- pandas have lived on Earth for over 2Myrs.
Louie: F
Brooke: WRONG
#4: T or F- there’s a new app for people to donate their unused medication to people who CAN’T afford it.
Byron: T
Levi: WRONG
#5: Acc. to The Telegraph in 1972 a stewardess fell from her plane w/o a parachute & still survived the 33Kft drop.
Natasha: T
Brooke: RIGHT
#6: T or F- an AZ man sold an air guitar on ebay claiming it was once used at a Bon Jovi concert.
Howie: T
Levi: RIGHT

R2:
#1: T or F- acc. to USA TODAY 81% of American households w/ Christmas trees are using FAKE ones.
Jon: T 
Levi: RIGHT
#2: Acc. to titleboxing.com when a fighter goes down ON PURPOSE he’s said to be taking what?
Jackee: Dive
Brooke: WRONG
#3: Acc. to WebMD the good type of fat’s called what?
Louie: Unsaturated
Levi: RIGHT
#4: T or F- over 200K sent in applications for a one-way ticket to Mars.
Byron: T
Brooke: RIGHT
#5: World-renowned Spanish filmmaker Luis Bunuel once said “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are…” what?
Natasha: A cheese
Levi: WRONG
#6: T or F- to prevent inmates from getting acclimated to cold water & escaping by swimming, Alcatraz prison installed hot showers.
Howie: T
Brooke: RIGHT

R3:
#1: In the classic Frank Sinatra song “Love & marriage go together like…” what?
Jon: “…a horse and carriage”
Brooke: RIGHT
#2: The four fundamental forces of nature are strong, weak, electromagnetic & what?
Jackee: Acceleration
Levi: WRONG (A: Gravity)
#3: T or F- a motel in Sweden gets 71% of its electric power from guests using stationery bikes & kinetic gym equip.
Louie: T
Brooke: RIGHT
#4: T or F- as of 2011 the South Pacific island of Minsowi was STILL inhabited by cannibals.
Byron: T
Levi: RIGHT
#5: Originally gravestones were used to keep the deceased from what?
Natasha: Being forgotten
Brooke: RIGHT (A: Escaping their graves)
#6: T or F- for over 20yrs the Schmaltz Brewing Co. has made a kosher beer called “He’Brew”.
Howie: T
Levi: RIGHT

BR:
#1: Acc. to Expedia which of the following makes for an exceptional trip to Disneyland?
Louie: DON’T bring cash
Byron: Buy multi-day tickets
Natasha: Drop the kids off & go to the bar
Buy multi-day tickets
#2: Acc. to match.com’s latest Singles in America survey, on a first date 79% of women want what?
Louie: Charm
Byron: Commitment
Natasha: Comfort
Howie: NOT to end up in a trunk
Comfort
#3: In the entire state of WY there are only four what?
Louie: Colleges
Byron: Animal shelters
Natasha: Toyota dealers
Howie: Escalators
Jon: STARBUCKS
Jackee: People who want to live in WY
Colleges (A: Escalators)

“Funny You Should Ask” 5/23

Jesse (teacher)
Danah (married entrepreneur & licensed marriage/family therapist in priv. practice)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to an article in Men’s Journal 17% of Americans sleep in the NUDE.
Jon: T
Jesse: RIGHT
#2: T or F- men who can touch the tip of their nose w/ their tongue are more likely to have a genius IQ.
Vivica: F
Danah: RIGHT
#3: T or F- acc. to CNN a 20-yr.-old man who survived a bear attack also survived a shark attack.
Louie: T
Jesse: WRONG
#4: T or F- the most common official state dance’s the square dance.
Byron: T
Danah: RIGHT
#5: T or F- in 2012 a 22-yr.-old woman auctioned off her virginity for $750K.
Caroline: T
Jesse: RIGHT
#6: Taxes on things like tobacco, alcohol & gambling are referred to as what?
Bill: Bonus taxes
Danah: RIGHT (A: Sin taxes)

R2:
#1: T or F- an L.A. man was ARRESTED at his synagogue when his dog bit one of the congregation members.
Jon: T
Danah: WRONG
#2: T or F- acc. to historyinorbit.com Iceland’s home to a volcano that once erupted for four straight yrs.
Vivica: T
Jesse: WRONG
#3: T or F- acc. to The Nutrition Center 50% of Americans say they eat bacon three or more days a wk.
Louie: T
Danah: WRONG
#4: A Dr. who specializes in the functions & disorders of the urinary system’s known as what?
Byron: Urologist
Jesse: RIGHT
#5: T or F- there’s a wedding ritual in Romania where a man stages a kidnapping of the woman he wants to marry.
Caroline: F
Danah: WRONG
#6: Complete the lyrics to this song by Ringo Starr- “You’re sixteen, you’re beautiful and you’re…” what?
Bill: “…mine”
Jesse: RIGHT

R3:
#1: T or F- acc. to Science Daily 95% of people who live to be 110 are women.
Jon: T
Jesse: RIGHT
#2: What’s the English translation of the name “Venezuela”?
Vivica: “Little Venice”
Danah: RIGHT
#3: Teddy Roosevelt once said “It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried…” what?
Louie: “…your luck”
Jesse: WRONG (A: “…to succeed”)
#4: T or F- “Scrabbliphobia” is the fear of choosing the WRONG letter in SCRABBLE.
Byron: T
Danah: WRONG
#5: T or F- half of the human brain can be removed by surgery w/ NO apparent effect on personality or memory.
Caroline: T
Jesse: RIGHT
#6: Who was the 1st human in space?
Bill: Neil Armstrong
Danah: RIGHT (A: Gagarin)

BR:
#1: Traditionally if your boss gives you a gold watch that means you’re about to what- retire, be promoted or keep quiet about what you saw in the break rm.?
Retire
#2: In The Wizard of Oz what was the lion looking for?
Bill: Brains 
Jon: Courage
Vivica: Heart
Louie: Gazelle w/ a limp
Courage
#3: A study conducted at the Univ. of Rochester found that men are willing to spend more $ on women who wear what?
Vivica: Green clothing
Louie: Black clothing 
Byron: Blue clothing
Caroline: Yellow clothing
Bill: Red clothing
Jon: NO clothing
Red

“Funny You Should Ask” 5/22

Dale (MIL native who recently started online fitness clothing co.)
Arianna (Texan who works for internet media co.)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to Animal Planet during mating season male bighorn sheep must sneak up on wary females in order to procreate.
Jon: T
Arianna: RIGHT
#2: What MLB HoF pitcher was nicknamed “The Big Unit”?
Vivica: Randy Johnson
Dale: WRONG
#3: Acc. to today.com when you’re trying to cut calories what’s the WORST cocktail to drink?
Louie: Pina colada
Arianna: RIGHT (A: Margarita)
#4: T or F- acc. to the U.S. Dept. of Education 75% of accidents are caused by people.
Byron: T
Dale: RIGHT
#5: T or F- IHOP has introduced a new line of clothing called Pancakewear.
Caroline: F
Arianna: RIGHT
#6: T or F- in China bridesmaids are often required to drink on behalf of the bride so that she DOESN’T get too drunk.
Bill: T
Dale: RIGHT

R2:
#1: T or F- amazon will now deliver pkgs. to your car trunk.
Jon: F
Dale: RIGHT
#2: T or F- in ancient Africa for contraception women used to use the foam from a camel’s mouth.
Vivica: T
Arianna: RIGHT
#3: T or F- acc. to brides.com women keep their wedding dress an avg. of 20yrs.
Louie: T
Dale: RIGHT
#4: T or F- in the 1980s a beer-drinking goat was elected mayor of Lajitas, TX.
Byron: T
Arianna: RIGHT
#5: T or F- it’s ILLEGAL in London, England to make love on a motorcycle.
Caroline: T
Dale: RIGHT
#6: Eleanor Roosevelt once said “Never allow a person to tell you ‘No’ who doesn’t have…” what?
Bill: “…a reason”
Arianna: RIGHT (A: “…the power to say ‘Yes'”)

R3:
#1: T or F- acc. to Medical Daily sleeping next to someone you love helps you live longer.
Jon: T
Dale: RIGHT
#2: A homemade explosive made w/ a bottle full of gasoline & an oil-soaked rag as a wick’s called what?
Vivica: Molotov cocktail
Arianna: RIGHT
#3: T or F- in 2011 Norway had a nationwide “butter crisis” & a single 8oz pack of butter would cost about $50.
Louie: T
Dale: RIGHT
#4: T or F- after her parachute FAILED to open a skydiver survived when she landed on a mound of fire ants.
Byron: T
Arianna: WRONG
#5: If someone’s “seeing pink elephants” they’re what?
Caroline: Had too much to drink
Dale: RIGHT

BR:
#1: Acc. to mobilecuisine.com a person could feed themselves for $140 a yr. if they only eat what- ramen, bacon or their coworkers’ lunches?
Ramen
#2: Contrary to popular belief cats CAN’T what?
Vivica: Digest milk
Louie: Be housebroken
Byron: Climb down tree
Caroline: Fill the void of being single forever
Climb down tree (A: Digest milk)

“Funny You Should Ask” 5/21

Devin (big fan of this GS)
Melissa (tax accountant orig. from Canberra)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to menshealth.com men can increase their life expectancy by staring at breasts.
Jon: T
Melissa: RIGHT
#2: Whose fable was often summarized w/ the saying “Good things come in small packages”?
Vivica: Confucius
Devin: RIGHT (A: Aesop)
#3: T or F- acc. to various studies you can survive entirely on a diet of potatoes & butter.
Louie: T
Melissa: WRONG
#4: Acc. to Being the Best Man for Dummies a best man’s wedding should ALWAYS end w/ what?
Byron: Joke
Devin: RIGHT (A: A toast)
#5: Who said “I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again”?
Caroline: F. Scott Fitzgerald
Melissa: RIGHT
#6: An old adage said “Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways; where it is unwilling, it will find…” what?
Bill E.: “…a way out” 
Devin: RIGHT (A: “…a thousand excuses”)

R2:
#1: T or F- acc. to a national abc NEWS survey 48% of American women have “faked it” in the bedroom.
Jon: T
Devin: RIGHT
#2: T or F- the male nursery web spider courts the female by giving her a bug which she eats while they mate.
Vivica: T
Melissa: RIGHT
#3: T or F- in ’76 a founder of Apple Computers made $800 by selling his 10% stake which today would be worth more than $60B.
Louie: T
Devin: WRONG
#4: Acc. to Encyclopedia Britannica in Greek mythology Cyclops were a one-eyed race of what?
Byron: Giants
Melissa: WRONG
#5: Acc. to pokerstars.com what do you have if you have “the nuts”?
Caroline: NOTHING
Devin: RIGHT
#6: T or F- a retirement home in the U.K. hired pole dancers to keep their elderly entertained.
Bill: F
Devin: RIGHT

R3:
#1: A ring you wear to show your commitment to abstinence is called what?
Jon: Purity
Devin: RIGHT
#2: Acc. to a study by the Council of Contemporary Families what household chore’s most likely to RUIN a relationship?
Vivica: Taking out the trash
Melissa: RIGHT (A: Washing the dishes)
#3: T or F- you an actually get food poisoning from pizza left overnight at room temperature.
Louie: T
Devin: RIGHT
#4: T or F- roaches can cause asthma attacks.
Byron: T
Melissa: RIGHT
#5: T or F- shark teeth are actually NOT teeth, but scales.
Caroline: F
Devin: WRONG

BR:
#1: Acc. to REUTERS who’s most likely to WET THEIR BED- boys ages 2-15, boys ages 15-30 or grandpa?
2-15
#2: In the Cheyenne language what does it mean if you ask someone they’re still riding the goat?
Bill: Are you still unemployed?
Jon: Are you still separated from your wife?
Vivica: Are you still drinking?
Louie: Are you still BANNED from the petting zoo?
Are you still drinking? (A: Are you still separated from your wife?)

“Funny You Should Ask” 5/18

Eddie (server at upscale lounge & semi-pro dart player in WI)
Tiana (pro motocross racer)

R1:
#1: T or F- acc. to history.com after cutting off his ear Vincent Van Gogh gave it to a prostitute.
Jon: T
Tiana: RIGHT
#2: Finish this old saying- “Don’t judge a man until ___________________________”.
Jackee: “…you’ve walked a mile in his shoes”
Eddie: RIGHT
#3: T or F- in KS it used to be ILLEGAL to put I.C. on top of cherry pie.
Louie: T
Tiana: WRONG
#4: Under U.S. federal law a “riot” must involve a minimum of how many people?
Byron: 12
Eddie: WRONG (A: Three)
#5: What popular drink proclaimed that moms depend on it like kids depend on moms?
Jodi: Capri Sun
Tiana: WRONG (A: Kool-Aid)
#6: T or F- acc. to Live Science Chinese scientists claim that a person’s biological age can be determined by studying their urine.
Gabriel: T
Eddie: RIGHT

R2:
#1: When a bush’s trimmed into ornamental shapes it’s called what?
Jon: Topiary
Eddie: WRONG
#2: When a surfer “hangs ten” it means they’re what?
Jackee: Surfing in the water w/ all hands on board
Tiana: WRONG (A: Hanging ALL toes off the board)
#3: T or F- TIME, Inc. has a job position called “bacon critic”.
Louie: T
Eddie: WRONG
#4: T or F- a sword swallower made the news for swallowing a 14in sword when she was nine months pregnant.
Byron: T
Tiana: RIGHT
#5: T or F- on Halloween airbnb offered a rm. in an underground tomb filled w/ 7M corpses.
Jodi: T
Eddie: RIGHT
#6: T or F- acc. to L.A. city records the original name of Los Angeles when it was founded was “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula”.
Gabriel: T
Tiana: WRONG

R3:
#1: T or F- members of Germany’s army are allowed to disobey any order they feel violates human dignity.
Jon: T
Eddie: WRONG
#2: T or F- cougars are the only large cats to purr.
Jackee: T
Tiana: WRONG
#3: Who’s commonly referred to as “New York’s boldest”?
Louie: The NY Corrections Dept.
Eddie: RIGHT
#4: The ’63 hit song “Then He Kissed Me” was sung by who?
Byron: The Temptations
Tiana: RIGHT (A: The Crystals)
#5: In HOU, TX every employee in a gentlemen’s club’s legally required to wear what?
Jodi: Permit
Eddie: RIGHT
#6: T or F- acc. to Medical Daily taking a cold shower can help you lose weight.
Gabriel: T
Tiana: RIGHT

BR:
#1: When something lasts a very short time it’s called what?
Gabriel: Hypersensitive
Jon: Ephemeral
Jackee: My marriage 
Ephemeral
#2: The famous series of paintings called “Dogs Playing Poker” was commissioned to advertise what?
Jon: Liquor
Jackee: Vegas
Louie: Cigars
Byron: That you SHOULDN’T buy art at a swap meet
Cigars
#3: Acc. to Guinness World Records the heaviest twins in the world were a combined weight of how many lbs.?
Gabriel: 866
Jon: 1066
Jackee: 1266
Louie: 1466
Byron: 1766
Jodi: WORST. C-section. EVER.
866 (A: 1466)

“Funny You Should Ask” 5/17

Geoff (stuntman in BNX)
Ashley (fashion merchandising student)

R1:
#1: T or F- almonds are actually members of the rose family.
Jon: T
Geoff: WRONG
#2: Whose tagline was “You’ll never go in the water again”?
Jackee: “47 Meters Down” 
Ashley: WRONG (A: “JAWS”)
#3: T or F- acc. to The Telegraph recent studies have found chickens have very distinct personalities.
Louie: T
Geoff: RIGHT
#4: Acc. to Reader’s Digest if a person DOESN’T have family pictures on their desk it means what?
Byron: Value their privacy
Ashley: RIGHT
#5: T or F- the toothpaste brand Colgate once marked its own line of frozen beef lasagna.
Jodi: F
Geoff: RIGHT
#6: Acc. to MUMSNET which child tends to be a parent’s favorite?
Gabriel: Youngest
Ashley: WRONG

R2:
#1: What’s the slogan for Greyhound Buslines?
Jon: “Relax and let us do the work”
Ashley: WRONG (A: “Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us”)
#2: Acc. to discoverwildlife.com a dominant flamingo will influence the flock to begin mating season by doing what?
Jackee: Changing the color of its feathers
Geoff: RIGHT
#3: After putting it together for over three months Abraham Lincoln unveiled what on Jan. 1, 1863?
Louie: “The Gettysburg Address”
Ashley: RIGHT (A: Emancipation Proclamation)
#4: T or F- there’s a European sport where athletes play soccer on bicycles called “Radball”.
Byron: T
Geoff: RIGHT
#5: T or F- a male student recently enrolled in an all-women’s college to improve his chances of finding a girlfriend.
Jodi: T
Ashley: RIGHT
#6: In “TITANIC” the bandleader’s famous words were what?
Gabriel: “One last song”
Geoff: RIGHT (A: “Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing for you tonight”)

R3:
#1: Acc. to alexa.com what’s the most visited website on the Internet?
Jon: YouTube
Geoff: RIGHT (A: Google)
#2: T or F- there are several dating sites specifically for dentists.
Jackee: T
Ashley: RIGHT
#3: T or F- King Ferdinand of Portugal asked women to sit upright in a chair while giving birth because he enjoyed watching the process.
Louie: T
Geoff: RIGHT
#4: T or F- on an Ultimate Frisbee team there are seven players on the field at one time.
Byron: T
Ashley: RIGHT
#5: What ’92 movie’s cast incl. BOTH Madonna & Jon Lovitz?
Jodi: “A League of Their Own”
Geoff: RIGHT

BR:
#1: Acc. to inc.com in business one of the main things you can say that could get you SUED is what- “Good morning”, “You’re fired” or “Does anyone else feel like taking their pants off?”?
“You’re fired”
#2: Acc. to livestrong.com people who give up drinking may begin to crave what- sugar, water, salt or alcohol?
Sugar
#3: Acc. to health.com because of their high fat content which nut’s the WORST for your diet?
Byron: Macadamia
Jodi: Pine
Gabriel: Brazil
Jon: Pea
Jackee: Cashew
Louie: Donut
Cashew- L (A: Macadamia)