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G1 M-U: Funny Guys (The Bob Woodruff Foundation)(Paul Scheer, Horatio Sanz, Adam Pally, John Gemberling & Eugene Cordero) v. Funny Gals (Planned Parenthood)(June Diane Raphael, Andrea Savage, Kristen Schaal, Nicole Byer & Carla Gallo)

R1: Name something a farmer’s wife likes to watch the farmer do because it turns her on:

#1: Milk them teats! (42)(Paul)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Funny Guys: Plow/hoe (#2- 17), shuck corn, bale/stack hay (#3- 11), gently play w/ eggs (VB), churn butter (AT THE BOTTOM- 2), wipe the sweat off his body
June Steal: Ride tractor- T5 (4)(#4: Dress/undress- 5/T5: Plant/harvest & ride horses)

R2: Name something you’d use as a last resort when you RUN OUT of toilet paper:

#1:
#2:
#3: Paper towels (14)(Horatio)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8: Leaves (6)(Andrea)

Funny Guys: Newspapers/mags (#2- 17), your hands (T6- 9), tissue (#1- 19), clothes/socks (T6), towels/washcloths (T4- 11), the roll, squirrel/stuffed animal (VB) & water
June Steal #2: Baby wipes- X (T4: Napkins)

Double: When you were a kid, name a place your parents would take you kicking & screaming:

#1: Doctor/dentist (72)(Adam)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Funny Guys: Museum, church (#2- 9), school (ONE OF THE BAs- 2), grandma’s home, outside
June Steal #3: Bed(room)- X (#3: Pool/swim lessons- 5/BAs left up there: Barber/hair salon & bathroom)

TRIPLE: Give me a word that rhymes w/ “Summer”:

#1: Bummer (55)(Nicole)(VB)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Funny Gals: Plumber (BA- 7), dumber (#3- 11), HUMMER (23)

FM:
#1: On the scale, how boring is a day at work for you?
#2: _______ cheese
#3: A word rhyming w/ “mingle”.
#4: Something that has curves.
#5: What do you think of when you hear the word “Doobie”?

Andrea: 8 (5), Swiss (24), tingle (19), woman (45) & marijuana (44)
Nicole: 1 (11), Big, single (47) & road (48)
Unsaid #1s: 5 & Doobie Bros.

G2: Milians (Hands4Hope LA)(Christina, Carmen, Danielle, Elizabeth & Luciano Don Floressanti) v. Andersons (Basic Needs Inc. of South Washington County D/B/A Stone Soup Thrift Shop)(Louie, Nettie, Jim, James Jr. & Valerie)

R1: Name a tool a plumber carries between their CRACK:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Screwdriver (9)(Louie)
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Snake (Christina)

Andersons: Wrench (TA- 54), plunger (#3- 11), pliers, blowtorch (VB)
Christina Steal: Caulk/putty- ONE OF THREE BAs THIS BOARD (2)(#2: Hammer- 13/Also on bottom: File & tape measure)

R2 (men): Name something you might reach for right after you kiss your lover:

#1:
#2: Mint/mouthwash (24)(Danielle)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Another kiss (Nettie) & handkerchief (Carmen)

Milians: Her hot badonk (#3- 16), zucchini beanie (#4- 10), booze (#6- 6), BF, dog/pet, firm melons/bra (OTHER #1 OF RD.), sheets
Louie Steal: Car keys- X (#5: Light switch- 10/Only BA: My/her glasses- 3)

Double: If grandpa started dating again, what might he want his dates to be good at?:

#1: Cooking (soft food)(34)(Danielle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Dancing (Jim)

Milians: Diaper-changing, kissing, cleaning
Louie Steal #2: CPR- BA (6)(VB)(#2: BINGO/games- 13/#3: Sex/gumming- 8)

TRIPLE: Home is where your ________ is:

#1: Heart (74)(James)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Andersons: Family/mate (#2- 11), life, puss/pet (BA- 3), food & faith
Christina Steal to W or L: Bed- NAILED IT (5)

FM:
#1: “I don’t like to wear a bathing suit because it exposes my big ___________.”
#2: At what age did birthdays STOP being fun?
#3: If you were single w/ NO kids, tell me who you’d leave your $ to.
#4: A U.S. city where drivers get stuck in traffic jams daily.
#5: Something parents are always telling their kids to shut.

Christina: Butt (31), 17 (3), mom (10), NY (37) & their mouths (47)
Danielle: Bellybutton, sister (32), L.A. (39) & doors (51)
Unsaid #1s: Belly (adding “button” made it UNACCEPTABLE), 30 & charity/church

Jaron Nicholas Darnell & Christopher David McCulley (brothers-in-law in Lakeland, TN)
Rosario Procino & Pasquale Cozzolino (NY business owners)
Paul Benjamin Abadilla & Susan Kelly Samson (married couple in Norwalk, CA)
Marty Yvonne Hamm & Jatona Brenae King (cousins in Ellenwood, GA & Savannah, GA respectively)

QR (“Candy Rush”): The teams have to make six matches; after each match, the teammates have to tag out.
SC- Paul & Susan

New King-Sized Challenges This Wk.:
Helping Hands: While holding those extra-long hands, they’re swung back-and-forth above the horizontal wall.
High Rise: The players are randomly lifted up while they make matches on the vertical wall.
Candyvator: A button-operated lift’s used by the team; teammates have to press their buttons at the same time to move up/down.

Paul & Susan: High Rise- 25

QR #2 (“Candy Toss”):
SC- Chris & Jaron

Chris & Jaron: Helping Hands- 57

QR #3 (“Sugar Spin”): Same as Jelly Time, except they have to make matches on small turntables.
SC- Rosario & Pasquale

Rosario & Pasquale: Candyvator- 34
Marty & Jatona: Candy Cart- 44

UCC:
Chris & Jaron: Double Delicious
Marty & Jatona: Freezer Burn (Unused: Miracle Match)
W- Marty & Jatona

HoH Comp. #4 (“What’s the Hold-Up?”): They would hold a red traffic light disc by pressing it w/ their glove & clear pole while standing on a platform. As soon as a HG was eliminated, s/he would pick a HG to “punish” for the remainder of the challenge.
#1: KEVIN (:17)- CODY (trash dumped right behind him)
#2: MARK (:25)- CODY (yoga person yelled behind his back)
#3: PAUL (:56)- CODY (concrete dumped right behind him)
#4: JASON (two min.)- JESSICA (graffiti on back)
#5: ELENA (four min.)- CODY (mustard & ketchup squirted on his back)
#6: MATT (five min.)- CODY (more garbage)
#7: RAVEN (17 min.)- CODY (return of the yoga screamer)
#8: JOSH (38 min.)- JESSICA (black oil dumped behind her)
#9: CODY (1:24:00)- RAMSES (graffiti)
#10: RAMSES (1:49:00)- JESSICA (mustard & ketchup)
W- JESSICA (2:52:00)

BASE NOMS- Ramses & Josh

G1: Lindsay (20th)(BtG: 30)
OUT IN FIVE

G2: Tracy, Mark, Jeff & Greg (The Harrison)(BtG: 45)

R2:
#1: In a particularly memorable amazon review, what John Steinbeck novel was summed up as “dirt, and migrating, and more dirt”?
The Grapes of Wrath
#2: Known as “The disease of kings”, what painful joint condition’s linked to the overconsumption of rich foods like liver & sweet breads?
Gout
RLC: From 2000-10, four U.S. Supreme Court Justices were BOTH nominated & confirmed- name ’em.
Kagan, Roberts, Alito & Sotomayor
#3: Inspiring the term “Narco-soccer”, drug kingpin Pablo Escobar was believed to have bankrolled what country’s national soccer team?
Colombia
#4: Putting the ZN in the stock symbol AZN, what co. merged w/ ASTRA AB in ’99 to form a pharmaceutical giant?
AstraZenica

R3:
#1: Advertised in the ’70s as “A beautiful drink for beautiful people”, what diet soda brand was reinvented in ’06 as a lo-cal energy drink?
TAB
#2: Also called “The lying down game”, what recent fad requires you to lie stiff as a board in peculiar places?
Planking
#3: Meaning “a really good time” in Cajun, what annual music festival has been held on a TN farm since 2002?
Bonnaroo
FQ: The oldest warship still in commission, the HMS Victor was Lord Nelson’s flagship in what famous battle?
Battle of Trafalgar

VB: Centuries before the advent of UGGS, the indigenous people of the Arctic have kept warm w/ these cold weather boots made of animal skins. Derived from a Yupik word meaning “bearded seal”, what’s the term for this traditional footwear?
FA: Mukluk ($3300)

G3: Stuart & Mickey (36th & 9th)(BtG: 36)
$250 WORTH OF DEFEAT

BATTLE BACK SHOWDOWN:

Maze Race: Using a rope/pulley system, a ball would need to be maneuvered through a table maze & into a glass box; however, the maze had multiple holes in it.
ADVANCED- Cody & Cameron

Billboard Bashers: The guys used a launcher to launch balls at their 10-panel billboard. The first man who cleared their billboard would face a HG voted on by those currently in the house for the opportunity to get back into that house.
W- Cody (he got to decide whether to play a revised version of Maze Race or Billboard Bashers- in the latter, the billboards would spin)
SELECTED GAME: Maze Race
NOMINATED AS HIS OPPONENT: Paul
W- Cody

Connie Rudd (Coweta, OK): Writer
George Buri (Winnipeg): University instructor
CHAMP: Justin Vossler

BB:
FAMOUS LEFTIES
WEST VIRGINIA
BIOLOGY
COLLEGE STADIUMS & ARENAS
THE KITCHEN LIBRARY
CONSONANT CRAVING

HS:

Justin: $1,400/George: $2K/Connie: $3,600

The DD’s under one Biology answer…it’s the popular $800 square for Connie, who’s the first-placer w/ $5200, followed by George ($3600) & Justin ($2K). Here’s her clue for $1.5K.

There are three main types of these in the body– smooth, striated & cardiac.

“What are muscles?”…yup & she tacks on another $1K.

SOLE ATTEMPTED TS: $1K (West Virginia)
UNATTEMPTED LT: $1800 (last two clues about College Stadiums & Arenas)
TOTAL LT: $2800

DJ!:
UNCLE SUGAR
FASHION HISTORY
CLASSIC NOVELS
CARD PLAYER’S VOCABULARY
ANCIENT COINS
BANG THAT TAMBOURINE!

Justin leads off w/ a right response as Classic Novels kick things off this rd., but Connie takes the $800 one & DD #1 follows in the middle. She’ll risk double the previous time.

This classic by William Faulkner was “A tale told by an idiot…signifying nothing”.

She misses The Sound and The Fury. Just as the new titleholder reclaims the lead having $10,800, Justin takes DD #2 from the $1600 Uncle Sugar slot; following him are George ($9200) & Connie ($7100). $2K clue coming up for Justin.

Hamilton wanted aid to support this country when it was called Saint Domingue & President Adams followed through.

“What is Haiti?”…say hi to two more grand.

ATTEMPTED LT: $2400

Pre-Final S:

Justin: $14,400/George: $16,800/Connie: $7.5K

CORYAT SCORES:
Justin: $14K
Connie: $9,800

FJ! #225: AMERICANA

This official U.S. government song traced its roots to a song about Roderick Dhu, the leader of a highland clan.

CONNIE: NOTHING & LEFT W/ NOTHING
JUSTIN: “What is ‘Hail to the Chief'” ($13K) = $27,400
GEORGE: “What is ‘My Country ‘Tis of Thee’?” = $4,799

Aaron Brown (musical theater grad student in Waco): Taye, Dascha & Natasha Lyonne
Leah Koch: Matt I., Gabby Douglas & Cheryl H.

BTW:
Aaron: Renee Zellweger, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Paula Abdul, Michael Jackson, Eva Longoria, Mario Lopez
Leah: Michelle Obama, Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, Mike Tyson, Charlie Sheen, Nelly Furtado, Timbaland & Gabourey

Odd-O-Tune:
Leah: “Genie in a Bottle”, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”, “Shut Up and Dance”, “This Is How We Do It” & “Bennie and the Jets”
Aaron: “Hot in Herre”, “Ironic”, “Since U Been Gone”, “No Scrubs”, “#blurredlines”, “Son of a Preacher Man” by Dusty Springfield & “Cheap Thrills”

PQ:
Dascha: Who’s older- Harrison Ford or Chevy Chase?
Harrison
Gabby: Are we closer to the yr. “The Jetsons” took place or the yr. that show premiered?
Took place
Taye: Which was born first- Taylor Swift or Swifter?
Swifter
Matt: Who was named after a dept. store- Halle Berry or Macy Gray?
Macy Gray
Natasha: Who’s been kickin’ around lounger- Lady GaGa or Lady Foot Locker?
Lady Foot Locker
Leah: Which are there more of- stars on the HOLLYWOOD Walk of Fame or stars in our solar system?
Solar system
Aaron: Which has been added to the Oxford Dictionary– Bromosexual or douchebaggery?
Douchebaggery
Cheryl: Who went to seminary school as a teen- Ted Cruz or Tom Cruise?
Ted
Dasche: Who’s older- Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
Ashley
Matt: Which is higher- the # of levels in “Candy Crush” or the # of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie POP?
“Candy Crush”
Taye: What’s taller- the Eiffel Tower or 200 Paris Hiltons?
Eiffel Tower
Cheryl: Who has more twitter followers- Instagram or facebook?
facebook

Chest of Drawers: ALL eight participants wear a sandwich board easel. One member per team starts as the drawer & another serves as the guesser. The first guesser to answer correctly (if either does) earns the two pts.
“A League of Their Own”: BAT, SKIRT, MITT, BASEBALL, COW, CAP, BEER & CRYING (Leah led 31-23)

7 Seconds of Frame: When a celeb’s picture slides open in the art gallery, s/he will have :07 to give examples of things in a provided category for their civilian to guess. 1:30 will be on the overall clock.
Leah: BREAKFAST CEREALS, BAD HABITS, “FRIENDS”, FRENCH WORDS, YOGA POSES, DOG BREEDS, McDonald’s MENU ITEMS, FASHION DESIGNERS, PLANETS, Dr. Seuss BOOKS, INSECTS, INSULTS, OTHER WORDS FOR “SEX”, PRINCESSES & THANKSGIVING FOODS
Aaron: CANDY BARS, KARDASHIANS, WAYS TO SAY “DRUNK”, WAYS TO MAKE EGGS, CONDIMENTS, PICKUP LINES, SPICES/SEASONINGS, FAMOUS PAINTINGS, BOARD GAMES, FISH, SOAP OPERAS, EMOTIONS, OSCAR CATEGORIES, MEXICAN FOOD, “BATMAN” ACTORS & MAGAZINES- W

CNG P: Cheryl (YMCA of Suncoast) & Taye (A BroaderWay)
S: BRUCE WILLIS, VANNA WHITE, JOHN CENA, WANDA SYKES, SARAH PALIN, JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS, SHONDA RHIMES, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, TIM GUNN, DRAKE, KEITH URBAN & WENDY WILLIAMSW