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“Match Game” 6/21

Panelists:
Top: Kenan, Niecy & Tom Lennon
Bottom: Caroline, Mark D. & Constance

G1:
Cheryl Humphrey (shea butter maker in North Little Rock)
Lindsay Oetken (bowler in Surrey, ND)

R1:
Cheryl (B): I’m NOT saying Niecy Nash is a diva but before every show she demands a champagne bath, a basket of puppies & a long _____________ from me.
G: HUG
Kenan & Constance: MASSAGE
Niecy: BODY RUB W/ SHEA BUTTER
Tom: HUG!
Caroline: SMOOCH
Mark: RUB DOWN
Lindsay: Hannibal Lecter said “I just got a job at Hot Dog on a Stick. To be honest I really prefer hot ____________ on a stick”.
G: HUMAN
Kenan: HUMAN MEAT
Niecy: PEOPLE
Tom: DOUG
Caroline: CHICK
Mark: LIVER
Constance: FACE

R2:
Lindsay (A): They finally found a way to make congressmen read those 3,000-page laws they vote on. Just stick a ___________ in the middle of it.
G: WOMAN (A: CENTERFOLD)
Cheryl: Insecure Ivan is so insecure he WON’T even let his boyfriend be near fictional men. That’s why he went to the liquor cabinet & THREW OUT all the bottles of ____________.
G: WHISKEY
Kenan: JACK D. DOG
Everybody else: JACK DANIELS

SM:

AM: GO TO ________
Niecy: BED
Tom: HELL
Caroline: SLEEP
G: BED- $2K ($5K: HELL/$3K: SCHOOL)

HtH: PAINT________________
Cheryl: BRUSH
Niecy: W

G2:
Jared Barry (Farmingdale, NY native who got engaged while on a cruise)
Gena Kizer (young grandma in HOU)

R1:
Jared (B): Dumb Dora is so dumb she thinks rock climbing is when you dangle from Dwayne Johnson’s _______________.
G: ARMS
Kenan: JUNK
Niecy, Caroline & Constance: BALLS
Tom: WANG
Mark: PRIVATE PARTS
Gena: Stacy said “I think my boyfriend plays too many board games. Every time we get hot & heavy he yells out ‘_____________'”.
G: Yahtzee- SWEEP

R2:
Jared (B): There’s a new adult film that takes place on Thanksgiving dinner called “Horn-ucopia”. In one scene the two stars run out of personal lubricant so they reach for a bowl of _______________.
G: GRAVY

R3:
Jared (B): Fancy Frederick is so fancy he even wears a tuxedo when he goes to _____________.
G: BED- MATCHED TOP ROW (Caroline: PEE/Mark: THE BATHROOM/Constance: POO)
Gena: Have you heard about the hot new hair product called Winnie the Shampoo? It leaves you smelling sweet as honey. Unfortunately it also makes you irresistible to ____________.
G: POOH BEARS- ONLY MATCHED NIECY & TOM (should’ve agreed w/ me on BEARS)

SM:

AM: PIT_____
Kenan: BULL
Niecy: STOP
Caroline: BOSS
G: BULL- $5K ($3K: STOP/$2K: FALL)

HtH: BED OF _______
Jared: ROSES

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