Top: Kenan, Niecy & Tom Lennon
Bottom: Caroline, Mark D. & Constance
Cheryl Humphrey (shea butter maker in North Little Rock)
Lindsay Oetken (bowler in Surrey, ND)
Cheryl (B): I’m NOT saying Niecy Nash is a diva but before every show she demands a champagne bath, a basket of puppies & a long _____________ from me.
Kenan & Constance: MASSAGE
Niecy: BODY RUB W/ SHEA BUTTER
Mark: RUB DOWN
Lindsay: Hannibal Lecter said “I just got a job at Hot Dog on a Stick. To be honest I really prefer hot ____________ on a stick”.
Kenan: HUMAN MEAT
Lindsay (A): They finally found a way to make congressmen read those 3,000-page laws they vote on. Just stick a ___________ in the middle of it.
G: WOMAN (A: CENTERFOLD)
Cheryl: Insecure Ivan is so insecure he WON’T even let his boyfriend be near fictional men. That’s why he went to the liquor cabinet & THREW OUT all the bottles of ____________.
Kenan: JACK D. DOG
Everybody else: JACK DANIELS
AM: GO TO ________
G: BED- $2K ($5K: HELL/$3K: SCHOOL)
Jared Barry (Farmingdale, NY native who got engaged while on a cruise)
Gena Kizer (young grandma in HOU)
Jared (B): Dumb Dora is so dumb she thinks rock climbing is when you dangle from Dwayne Johnson’s _______________.
Niecy, Caroline & Constance: BALLS
Mark: PRIVATE PARTS
Gena: Stacy said “I think my boyfriend plays too many board games. Every time we get hot & heavy he yells out ‘_____________'”.
G: Yahtzee- SWEEP
Jared (B): There’s a new adult film that takes place on Thanksgiving dinner called “Horn-ucopia”. In one scene the two stars run out of personal lubricant so they reach for a bowl of _______________.
Jared (B): Fancy Frederick is so fancy he even wears a tuxedo when he goes to _____________.
G: BED- MATCHED TOP ROW (Caroline: PEE/Mark: THE BATHROOM/Constance: POO)
Gena: Have you heard about the hot new hair product called Winnie the Shampoo? It leaves you smelling sweet as honey. Unfortunately it also makes you irresistible to ____________.
G: POOH BEARS- ONLY MATCHED NIECY & TOM (should’ve agreed w/ me on BEARS)
G: BULL- $5K ($3K: STOP/$2K: FALL)
HtH: BED OF _______