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“emogenius” 8/2

Selfie Sisters: Beverly & Jackie
Cubaguay: Jorge & Angela (dating)

GtM:
#1: Hey dad, what’s your favorite thing to do in the afternoon (SLANG)?
Cubaguay: POWER NAP
#2: What music group should I listen to (2000s)?
Cubaguay: PUSSYCAT DOLLS
#3: You said your new husband had a funny nickname for you. What is it?
SS: TROPHY WIFE
#4: OMG! Guess what I found at the beach (DESIGNER BRAND)?!!
SS: Ray-Ban SUNGLASSES

IAP:
ENTERTAINMENT FRANCHISE: “STAR TREK”- CUBAGUAY STEAL ($200)
CLASSIC COUNTRY SINGER: JOHNNY CASH- CUBAGUAY ($200)
FOOD: GENERAL TSO’S CHICKEN- X ($200)
MYTHICAL CREATURE: LEPRECHAUN- CUBAGUAY ($200)

HS:
Cubaguay: SUMMER VACATION (ANNUAL EVENT), NETFLIX (COMPANY), BACON BITS (FOOD) & ALARM CLOCK (HOUSEWARE)
SS: NIGHTCAP (FOOD & DRINK), GRAVY BOAT (HOUSEWARES), ICELAND (COUNTRY), PICASSO (ARTIST) & “AMERICAN SNIPER” (MOVIE)

MoT: CHEF (OCCUPATION), “HALO” (VIDEO GAME), “FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM” (MOVIE), CHUPACABRA (URBAN LEGEND), SNOWBALL FIGHT (ACTIVITY) & CPR (MEDICAL PROCEDURE)

909-OSAURS: Connor & Paul
Navy Gravy: Chris & Evri

GtM:
#1: I hear you’re single again bro! Why did you call off the wedding (SLANG)?
909-OSAURS: COLD FEET
#2: Can’t wait to hang tonight! Anything I should bring over (VIDEO GAME SYSTEM)?
X (A: XBOX)
#3: Why did you come back from Alaska?
909-OSAURS: HOMESICK
#4: Oh no! What did you delete from my DVR?!
NG: “AMERICAN HORROR STORY”

IAP:
DIRECTOR: TIM BURTON- X
PRODUCT: SUNSCREEN- NG ($100)
MALE FEATURE: FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW- NG ($100)
TV SHOW: “THE TALK”- NG

HS:
NG: “JURASSIC PARK” (MOVIES), CINCO DE MAYO (HOLIDAY), DIVORCE (RELATIONSHIP), CAMPING (ACTIVITY) & SPEEDING TICKET (THING)
909-OSAURS: HOME RUN (SPORTS TERM), GREAT WALL OF CHINA (LANDMARK), IN-N-OUT BURGER (FAST FOOD), CAESARS PALACE (DESTINATION), Kool-Aid MAN (ICONIC MASCOT), HAIR EXTENSIONS (FASHION) & BEST MAN (PERSON)

MoT: TOILET PAPER (HOUSEHOLD ITEM), ACUPUNCTURE (MEDICAL TREATMENT), INFOMERCIAL (TV PROGRAMMING), MOBY-DICK (CLASSIC BOOK), THE HAMPTONS (PLACE), SRIRACHA (CONDIMENT) & TREADMILL (FITNESS)

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