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G1 M-U: Funny Guys (The Bob Woodruff Foundation)(Paul Scheer, Horatio Sanz, Adam Pally, John Gemberling & Eugene Cordero) v. Funny Gals (Planned Parenthood)(June Diane Raphael, Andrea Savage, Kristen Schaal, Nicole Byer & Carla Gallo)

R1: Name something a farmer’s wife likes to watch the farmer do because it turns her on:

#1: Milk them teats! (42)(Paul)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Funny Guys: Plow/hoe (#2- 17), shuck corn, bale/stack hay (#3- 11), gently play w/ eggs (VB), churn butter (AT THE BOTTOM- 2), wipe the sweat off his body
June Steal: Ride tractor- T5 (4)(#4: Dress/undress- 5/T5: Plant/harvest & ride horses)

R2: Name something you’d use as a last resort when you RUN OUT of toilet paper:

#1:
#2:
#3: Paper towels (14)(Horatio)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8: Leaves (6)(Andrea)

Funny Guys: Newspapers/mags (#2- 17), your hands (T6- 9), tissue (#1- 19), clothes/socks (T6), towels/washcloths (T4- 11), the roll, squirrel/stuffed animal (VB) & water
June Steal #2: Baby wipes- X (T4: Napkins)

Double: When you were a kid, name a place your parents would take you kicking & screaming:

#1: Doctor/dentist (72)(Adam)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Funny Guys: Museum, church (#2- 9), school (ONE OF THE BAs- 2), grandma’s home, outside
June Steal #3: Bed(room)- X (#3: Pool/swim lessons- 5/BAs left up there: Barber/hair salon & bathroom)

TRIPLE: Give me a word that rhymes w/ “Summer”:

#1: Bummer (55)(Nicole)(VB)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Funny Gals: Plumber (BA- 7), dumber (#3- 11), HUMMER (23)

FM:
#1: On the scale, how boring is a day at work for you?
#2: _______ cheese
#3: A word rhyming w/ “mingle”.
#4: Something that has curves.
#5: What do you think of when you hear the word “Doobie”?

Andrea: 8 (5), Swiss (24), tingle (19), woman (45) & marijuana (44)
Nicole: 1 (11), Big, single (47) & road (48)
Unsaid #1s: 5 & Doobie Bros.

G2: Milians (Hands4Hope LA)(Christina, Carmen, Danielle, Elizabeth & Luciano Don Floressanti) v. Andersons (Basic Needs Inc. of South Washington County D/B/A Stone Soup Thrift Shop)(Louie, Nettie, Jim, James Jr. & Valerie)

R1: Name a tool a plumber carries between their CRACK:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Screwdriver (9)(Louie)
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Snake (Christina)

Andersons: Wrench (TA- 54), plunger (#3- 11), pliers, blowtorch (VB)
Christina Steal: Caulk/putty- ONE OF THREE BAs THIS BOARD (2)(#2: Hammer- 13/Also on bottom: File & tape measure)

R2 (men): Name something you might reach for right after you kiss your lover:

#1:
#2: Mint/mouthwash (24)(Danielle)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Another kiss (Nettie) & handkerchief (Carmen)

Milians: Her hot badonk (#3- 16), zucchini beanie (#4- 10), booze (#6- 6), BF, dog/pet, firm melons/bra (OTHER #1 OF RD.), sheets
Louie Steal: Car keys- X (#5: Light switch- 10/Only BA: My/her glasses- 3)

Double: If grandpa started dating again, what might he want his dates to be good at?:

#1: Cooking (soft food)(34)(Danielle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Dancing (Jim)

Milians: Diaper-changing, kissing, cleaning
Louie Steal #2: CPR- BA (6)(VB)(#2: BINGO/games- 13/#3: Sex/gumming- 8)

TRIPLE: Home is where your ________ is:

#1: Heart (74)(James)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Andersons: Family/mate (#2- 11), life, puss/pet (BA- 3), food & faith
Christina Steal to W or L: Bed- NAILED IT (5)

FM:
#1: “I don’t like to wear a bathing suit because it exposes my big ___________.”
#2: At what age did birthdays STOP being fun?
#3: If you were single w/ NO kids, tell me who you’d leave your $ to.
#4: A U.S. city where drivers get stuck in traffic jams daily.
#5: Something parents are always telling their kids to shut.

Christina: Butt (31), 17 (3), mom (10), NY (37) & their mouths (47)
Danielle: Bellybutton, sister (32), L.A. (39) & doors (51)
Unsaid #1s: Belly (adding “button” made it UNACCEPTABLE), 30 & charity/church

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