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G1: Browns v. Backuses (Jared, Cathy, Jim, Jim Jr. & Jason)

R1: Name a question a man might get in trouble for asking a female coworker:

#1:
#2: How old are you? (18)(Jimmie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- What underwear are you wearing? (Jared)

Browns: How much weigh? (ONE OF THE BAs- 8), date/phone #? (#1- 25), married?, wanna do it, baby? (#4- 13), do you have any friends?, bra size/real? (#3- 17) & are you happy?
Jared Steal: You pregnant?- Y

R2: A man goes on a honeymoon after his wedding; where does he go after his DIVORCE?:

#1: Bar/club (72)(Tracie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Browns: Another woman (SOLE BA- 3), momma’s home, (Vegas) vacation (#2- 9), friends’ home, bank
Jared Steal #2: Sporting event (T3: Poorhouse & strip joint- 4 apiece)

Double (men): When you dream about a sexy nurse, what’s she doing?:

#1: Sponge bathing me (49)(Jim)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- Giving you meds (Rook)

Backuses: Taking my temp (#3- 15), checking blood pressure, putting out (#2- 17), tucking you in bed, giving you an enema
Jimmie Steal: (Un)dressing- BA (4)(#4: Bending over- 5)

TRIPLE: Name a breed of dog that makes a mail carrier very nervous:

#1: Pitbull (60)(Myrtle)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Browns: Boxer, Rottweiler (BA- 8), Doberman (T2- 11), Rat Terrier & German Shepherd

FM:
#1: A place on a cruise ship a passenger might spend most of their time.
#2: The age when boys think they’re too cool to trick or treat.
#3: Give me a word rhyming w/ “butter”.
#4: A color a feather can be.
#5: Something a dentist might tell you that you need.

Jimmie: Deck (28), 13 (25), brown (5) & new teeth
Rook: Bar (5), 16 (8), utter (12), pink (2) & filling (48)
Unsaid #1s: 12, flutter & white

G2: Stewarts v. Likenses (Belva, Chris, Jane, Carol & Rachel)

R1: Name a place a woman would HATE to get a call from saying that they found her husband’s wallet:

#1: Strip joint (40)(Gia)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Stewarts: M/hotel (#3- 15), jewelry store, town slut’s home (T5- 4), another person’s car, police station/jail (T5), (gay) bar (#4- 5), hospital (BA- 3), mall
Belva Steal: Ex’s home (#2: Ho home- 16/Other BA: Morgue/mortician)

R2 (married men): Name something about your wife that’s bigger than when you married her:

#1: Roomy rump (25)(Chris)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Big fat mouth (11)(Alonzo)
#6:

Likenses: Bank acct. (BA- 10), generous jugs (#2- 22), gargantuan gut (#3- 18), wants, dress size & home
Gia Steal: Closet space (Un-given: Heart- 12)

Double: Name something the groom might LOSE before the wedding ceremony:

#1: Ring (56)(Jane)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Likenses: Tuxedo, flowers, bride
Gia Steal #2: Nerves/confidence- #3 (9)(#2: Virginity- 13/BA: Mind- 6)

TRIPLE (men): If you rubbed a bottle & a genie came out, what’s the first thing you’d ask it for?:

#1: $ (74)(Katrice)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Car (Carol)

Stewarts: Woman/nookie (#3- 7), better job, pet, home
Belva Steal to W or L: Bed & a body (#2: More wishes- 10/BA: Immortality- 2)

FM:
#1: Something on a woman that might match the color of her dress.
#2: Something people donate to the Red Cross.
#3: A place on your body where you’d find gold.
#4: Name the age when a boy’s voice changes.
#5: Something people do at a ballgame.

Katrice: Bra, clothes (29), 13 (42) & catch balls
Gia: Shoes (21), blood (20), teeth (23), 12 (26) & watch (9)
Unsaid #1s: Eyes, $, fingers/hands & eat

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