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G1: O’Donoghues v. Woodlands (Yasin, Tiffany, Tiana, Brian & Christopher)

R1 (married men): Tell me one word you WOULDN’T want to see your wife search for on Google:

#1: Divorce (42)(Yasin)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Woodlands: Murder, cheating, gun
Brandy Steal: Vasectomy

T2: Pregnant & dating (11 each)
#4: STD (10)
#5: Hitman (8)
BAs: Boobs & hunks (5 each)

R2: Name something you hope the nurses AREN’T saying about you when you’re out doing surgery:

#1: What a dinky-winky (29)(Jim)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

O’Donoghues: They’re a goner (#3- 15), ugly/funny-looking (#4- 11), cut the wrong thing, stinky/dirty (ONE OF TWO BAs- 4), NO insurance, operating on wrong person
Yasin Steal: Praying (Other #1: What a fatty/Other BA: Hairy/Chewbacca)

Double (married men): Name something you’d like to buy your wife a new pair of:

#1: Shoes/poke-me pumps (25)(Tiana)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Woodlands: Earrings (T2- 22), panties/thongs (BA- 8), bracelets, knockers (T2), cars & phones
Brandy Steal #2: Jeans/pants (T2: Glasses/contacts)

TRIPLE: Name something an orchestra conductor needs to do their job:

#1: Baton (72)(Brian)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Woodlands: Orchestra (#3- 11), tuxedo (BA- 2), instruments, sheet music (13)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women, name a place your husband goes that gets him into HOT WATER.
#2: What percentage of employees who call in sick are NOT really sick?
#3: Tell me something that gets pinched.
#4: What day of the wk. do you usually OVEREAT?
#5: Once in a _______

Christopher: Strip joint (36), 70% (3), arm (5), Tues. & while (25)
Tiana: Bar (42), 60% (6), nerve (6), Fri. (22) & blue moon (49)
Unsaid #1s: 50%, bottom & Sun.

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