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G1: O’Donoghues v. Woodlands (Yasin, Tiffany, Tiana, Brian & Christopher)

R1 (married men): Tell me one word you WOULDN’T want to see your wife search for on Google:

#1: Divorce (42)(Yasin)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Woodlands: Murder, cheating, gun
Brandy Steal: Vasectomy

T2: Pregnant & dating (11 each)
#4: STD (10)
#5: Hitman (8)
BAs: Boobs & hunks (5 each)

R2: Name something you hope the nurses AREN’T saying about you when you’re out doing surgery:

#1: What a dinky-winky (29)(Jim)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

O’Donoghues: They’re a goner (#3- 15), ugly/funny-looking (#4- 11), cut the wrong thing, stinky/dirty (ONE OF TWO BAs- 4), NO insurance, operating on wrong person
Yasin Steal: Praying (Other #1: What a fatty/Other BA: Hairy/Chewbacca)

Double (married men): Name something you’d like to buy your wife a new pair of:

#1: Shoes/poke-me pumps (25)(Tiana)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Woodlands: Earrings (T2- 22), panties/thongs (BA- 8), bracelets, knockers (T2), cars & phones
Brandy Steal #2: Jeans/pants (T2: Glasses/contacts)

TRIPLE: Name something an orchestra conductor needs to do their job:

#1: Baton (72)(Brian)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Woodlands: Orchestra (#3- 11), tuxedo (BA- 2), instruments, sheet music (13)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women, name a place your husband goes that gets him into HOT WATER.
#2: What percentage of employees who call in sick are NOT really sick?
#3: Tell me something that gets pinched.
#4: What day of the wk. do you usually OVEREAT?
#5: Once in a _______

Christopher: Strip joint (36), 70% (3), arm (5), Tues. & while (25)
Tiana: Bar (42), 60% (6), nerve (6), Fri. (22) & blue moon (49)
Unsaid #1s: 50%, bottom & Sun.

G2: Siureks v. Houstons (Chris, Angela #1, Angela #2, Kiara & Janet)

R1: Name something the world’s oldest stripper drags along the stage:

#1: Pink-nosed puppies (41)(Deleta)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Siureks: Bra, cane/walker (#2- 23), costume/boa (#3- 16), dirty money, nightie
Chris Steal: Dentures (#4: Feet/heels- 7/#5: Saggy booty- 6/BA: Oxygen tank- 3)

R2: Name something a hospital nurse might threaten to do to a MISBEHAVING male patient:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7: NO food for you! (6)(Steve)
#8:
X- NOT provide ’em w/ oxygen (Angela #1), take temperature (Carl) & turn off TV (Angela #2)

Siureks: Catheter/yank it (#5- 8), WON’T change bedpan, give enema (#6), sedate/give shot (#1- 23), NO bath, WON’T tie back of gown
Chris Steal #2: Strap him down- #2 (12)

T3: Slap/spank/pinch & call backup/his mom (11 each)
Only BA: Cut off his nuggets (5)

Double: Name something elephants do that make a lot of noise:

#1: Trumpet/roar/snort (53)(Steve)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Siureks: Let one rip (#3- 11), walk (#2- 19), drink/spray water (BA- 2), run/stampede (T4- 5), eat, mate, fight (T4) & sleep
Chris Steal #3: Communicate (BA not given: Stomp feet)

TRIPLE (men): Name something you do w/ your meat before you put it on the grill:

#1:
#2: Marinate (33)(Jen)
#3: Cut/trim (11)(Kiara)
#4:

Siureks: Tenderize, let it sit out at room temperature, season (TA- 48) & defrost (7)

FM:
#1: Tell me how many degrees is considered room temperature.
#2: Pig______
#3: A shiny musical instrument.
#4: Something that’s turned on most of the day.
#5: Something specific that babies sometimes throw.

Jen: 98, sty (9), trumpet (28), TVs (39) & rattles (42)
Steve: 72 (17), let (21), saxophone (17), radio (4) & food (21)
Unsaid #1: 70

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 9/22/14" (1)

  1. Matthew Yothers said:

    Darn, the Siurek family missed out on $20,000 by just 2 points.

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