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G1: Baruthas (Dan, Michelle, Megan, Daniel & Princess) v. Byrds

R1 (married men): Name something about your wife you’d get in TROUBLE for telling other people:

#1: Weight/measurements (40)(Crystal)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Byrds: CAN’T cook, freak/sex life (#4- 9), lazy, (fake) boobs (BA- 3), hygiene habits (#5- 5), DOESN’T know how to dress
Dan Steal: (Eye-watering) farts- OTHER BA (#2: She snores- 18/#3: Her age- 14/#6: Bad temper)

R2: Name something you WOULDN’T want to see in the stream that you just drank from:

#1: Floating doody/urine (45)(Michelle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Baruthas: Body/dead animal (#2- 31), another human bathing, dirty diaper, chemical waste
Crystal Steal: Condom/jimmy-hat- BA (3)(#3: Gator/critter- 8/#4: Glasses/cups- 4)

Double: Name something a department store Santa has within reach when he’s working:

#1:
#2: Elf/helper (21)(Megan)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Baruthas: Sack of toys (T3- 6), Santa hat, naughty/nice list, candy (canes)(TA- 37), Mrs. Claus
Crystal Steal #2: Children- AT THE BOTTOM (4)(T3: Flask/vodka shots & hand wipe/tissue/#6: Water)

TRIPLE: Name something supermodels DON’T do as much as ordinary people:

#1: Eat/cook (76)(Cathy)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Byrds: Shop, housework/laundry (#3- 5), diet, have kids
Dan Steal to W or L: Their own makeup- BA (2)(#2: Work- 7)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women on the scale, how cheap’s your husband?
#2: Something that spits.
#3: Something that’s sold by the bunch.
#4: Something people do that rhymes w/ “sigh”.
#5: Something in the hospital you hope’s clean.

Michelle: 10 (4), camel (25), bananas (28), fly (11) & doctor’s hands (8)
Dan: 9, donkey, veggies (9), die (9) & bed sheets (37)
Unsaid #1s: 4 & cry

G2: Reeds v. O’Haras (Antonio, Myra Caesar, Tatiana, Exie & Annette)

R1 (women): If you had to share a bed w/ grandma, what do you hope she DOESN’T do?:

#1: Rip egg farts (32)(Antonio)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

O’Haras: Snore (#2- 25), spoon me (BA- 2), remove teeth/dentures, wet bed/”bake brownies” (#3- 22), talk in sleep, sleep naked
Rebecca Steal: Die- #4 (13)(Other BA: Hog covers)

R2: If a man’s KICKED OUT of the house for the night, name something he might take w/ him:

#1:
#2: Car (keys)(14)(Mary)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Reeds: Phone (#4- 12), wallet/$ (T2), food, clothes/shoes (#5- 11), kids, computer
Antonio Steal: Toiletries (#1: Pillow/blanket- 24/#6: Dog- 7/Only on the bottom: Beer/booze- 4)

Double: Hip__________:

#1:
#2:
#3: -huggers (9)(Exie)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Toss (Charlie), -po (Tatiana) & check (Patsy)

O’Haras: Hypnosis, -hop (TA- 40), replacement (BA- 6), BF, -ster (#2- 12), hip-ups
Rebecca Steal #2: -pie- ONE OF THE OTHER TWO BAs THIS RD. (Last one: hip hooray)

TRIPLE: Name something that’s IMPOSSIBLE to hide from a dog:

#1:
#2: Bones (24)(Patsy)
#3:
#4:
X- Pail (Exie)

Reeds: Toys (#3- 10), food/treats (TA- 62), BF, blanket & leash
Antonio Steal to Stay In It: Bed (BA: Cat- 2)

FM:
#1: A reason you’d rather watch a movie at home than in a theater.
#2: How much does a chihuahua weigh?
#3: A food starting w/ P.
#4: Name the first thing you ever did that made you feel like an adult.
#5: An organ in the body that might be used for a transplant.

Rebecca: People talking (21), 2lbs (9), peanuts (3), drive (34) & heart (35)
Patsy: Less cost (22), 5lbs (20), pizza (28), had a beer (3) & liver (27)
Unsaid #1: 3lbs

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 10/22/14" (2)

  1. jpgenius said:

    Nice job Reeds! But…Charlie tore his Achilles’ tendon while celebrating. OUCH.

  2. Joseph McGill said:

    On the jersey shore, condoms are most commonly referred to as ‘JIMMY-HAT’ .

    Please show some respect and bypass terms like ‘dink-sling’ whIle failing to acknowledge it properly refered to as a Jimmy-hat, which carries it’s own built in humor.

    Ty
    Joe McGill

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