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G1: Brookses v. Gardners (Greg, Jeff, Amy, Todd & Mark)

R1 (men): Name something about a woman that would be so incredible that you wouldn’t care if she had a butterface:

#1: Smokin’ hot bod (61)(Greg)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Gardners: She’s loaded (#2- 15), personality (BA- 2), smart (ANOTHER BA), popularity, car, eyes
Selena Steal: PhD in dong- #3 (11)(Unsaid BA: She loves him)

R2: Name someone you’d HATE to discover you accidentally sent a sexy text to:

#1:
#2: Parents (31)(Pam)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Girlfriend (Jeff)

Brookses: Boss/coworker (#1- 32), child, partner, sibling (#5- 4), pastor (#4- 5), babysitter
Greg Steal: Ex- AT THE BOTTOM (3)(Left: In-laws- 11)

Double (wives): Name something you sneak into the house:

#1: New clothes (63)(Cyrano)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Brookses: Jewelry (#3- 10), men/football team (#4- 4), gifts for husband, food/chocolate (#2- 14), credit cards & wigs
Greg Steal #2: New puppy- THAT WAS THE BA (2)

TRIPLE: Bite the ______:

#1: Bullet (65)(Claudia)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Bit (Todd)

Brookses: Hand that feeds you (BA- 4), sandwich, tongue, apple
Greg Steal to W Now: Dust- #2 (17)(#3: Big one- 8)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women, name something you’re SICK of your husband staring at.
#2: Hall______
#3: Something that gets stepped on.
#4: Something Michelle Obama loves.
#5: A gambling game you might brush up on before going to Vegas.

Amy: Boobs (22), closet, feet (19), children (21) & poker (36)
Todd: Butt (27), mark (10), dog (5), education & blackjack (49)
Unsaid #1s: Computer, pass, floor/rug & Barrack

G2: Dickenses (Roland, Jimmy, Ricky, Rita & Toney) v. Simmonses

R1: Name something that Santa Claus has that probably makes the Easter bunny jealous:

#1:
#2: A sweet sleigh (22)(Roland)
#3: A big sack/toys (16)(Cole)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Dickenses: Flying reindeer (#5- 12), elves/minions (#1- 28), Mrs. Claus/hot wife (#4- 13), list, home & cookies and milk (2)- CS

R2: Name something a CHEATING husband might be afraid his wife will do while he’s sleeping:

#1: Check cell/email (32)(Jimmy)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Dickenses: Go thru wallet (#4- 5), go thru pockets, neuter/hurt him (#3- 22), leave him (BA- 2), CHEAT on him (T5- 3), take his $, smell perfume on him
Cole Steal: DESTROY belongings (#2: Smother/KILL him- 27/T5: Hear him sleep-talk)

Double: Name a kind of fish that would be hard to flush down the toilet if it died:

#1: Shark (31)(Mary)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- Trout (Ricky), flounder (Larry) & whale (Rita)

Simmonses: Sword (BA- 5), tuna (T2- 10), dolphin, snapper, sail
Roland Steal: Mackerel- X (T2: Cat/BA left over: Bass)

TRIPLE: Name something guys think will smell clean if they just spritz cologne on it:

#1: Clothes (55)(Mary)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Simmonses: Car, pillows/bedding (ONE OF TWO BAs- 2), pits/nads/bod (#2- 40), bathroom & sports equip.
Roland Steal to Steal Championship or Leave: Kids (Un-given: Dirty diapers/poop)

FM:
#1: Something parents save to remind them of when their kids were young.
#2: An insect you hope NEVER gets inside your ears.
#3: Something you do only once in your lifetime.
#4: A three-letter word ending in X.
#5: Besides a toothbrush, something people use to clean their teeth.

Cole: Pictures (28), spider (21), marry (21), sex (38) & their fingers
Katie: Old clothes (3), grasshopper, die (29), six & mouthwash
Unsaid #1s: Bee/wasp & floss

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 1/31/14" (1)

  1. jpgenius said:

    How six and mouthwash didn’t score any points is beyond me.

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