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G1: Vozas v. Campbells (Chris, Kisha, Wesley, Jerrika & Scott)

R1 (women): When you see a man & it’s love at first sight, what might he have that RUINS it?:

#1: Bad/gopher teeth (27)(Chris)
#2:
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#7:

Campbells: Woman/ring (#3- 18), not dressed well, dragon breath/B.O. (#2- 21), clunker car, too many kids
Fred Jr. Steal: Criminal record

#4: Ego/bad personality (10)
#5: Temper (9)
BAs: Bad manners & cigarette (3 each)

R2 (married men): Name something you squeeze that reminds you of your wife’s behind:

#1:
#2: (Stress) ball (20)(Kisha)
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- Balloon (Judy)

Campbells: Pillow (#1- 26), stuffed animal, roll of toilet tissue, another woman
Fred Jr. Steal #2: Beanbag (#3: Wet sponge- 19/#4: Bozoms- 17/BA: Fruit- 13)

Double: Name something it should be against the law for people to wear if they’re out of shape:

#1:
#2:
#3: Butt floss/thong (16)(Wesley)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Stretch pants (Laura)

Campbells: Short-shorts (BA- 7), bikini/Speedo (TA- 34), birthday suit, midriff top, (mini)skirt
Fred Jr. Steal #3: Dress (#2: Spandex/Lycra- 20/#4: Leggings/tights- 8/BA not said: Tight jeans)

TRIPLE: Name something you might glad it only comes once a yr.:

#1:
#2: Birthdays (37)(Jerrika)
#3:
#4:
X- Period (Nancy)

Campbells: Anniv. (BA- 4), Christmas (TA- 47), tax season (9)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women, fill in the blank- “Hell will freeze over before my husband buys me a new _________”.
#2: On the scale, how well do you get along w/ other people?
#3: Something people do in Dec. to get into the holiday spirit.
#4: Something your pet brings into the home.
#5: Something that gets pulled down.

Scott: Car (42), 8 (34), Christmas trees (13), fleas (17) & undies (3)
Chris: Home (25), 10 (24), decorate homes (20), sticks (2) & tree branches
Unsaid #1s: Drink, dirt/mud & pants

G2: Griers v. Dahlquists (Marc, Lauren, Mallory, Denise & Meghan)

R1: Name something real birds do that you’d be surprised to see Big Bird do on “SESAME STREET”:

#1: Poo (on Bert’s head)(46)(Marc)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Dahlquists: Eat/worms (#3- 8), nest/lay eggs (#4- 6), fly/flap wings (#2- 31), swim, peck, hang out w/ other birds
Kenny Steal: Chirp/tweet- ONE OF TWO BAs (3)(The other: Mate/poke pigeon)

R2: A woman might buy a huge bra so she can go to the market & SHOPLIFT what?:

#1: Fruit/melons (36)(Mallory)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Car (Stephanie)

Dahlquists: Jewelry (#3- 13), tissue/T.P. (BA- 2), clothes/socks (#4- 12), meat/ham (#2- 24), phones (ONE BA LEFT), $, candy (#5- 3), makeup- CS

Double: Name a U.S. city starting w/ P:

#1: Pittsburgh (31)(Mallory)
#2: Philadelphia (31)(Stephanie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Griers: Phoenix (#4- 7), Pensacola, Poughkeepsie, Petersburg
Marc Steal: Pasadena- #5 (3)(#3: Portland- 10/BA: Peoria)

TRIPLE: Name something Ms. Claus might leave the North Pole to get away from:

#1: Snow/the cold (33)(Kim)
#2: Santa (31)(Denise)
#3:
#4:

Griers: Reindeer (BA- 3), annoying elves (29)

FM:
#1: Acc. to women on the scale, how hard is it to seduce a man?
#2: Something you could use a new set of.
#3: Something men do when they begin to LOSE their hair.
#4: A type of party usually thrown by women.
#5: Something you might climb.

Angie: 7 (5), dishes (12), get toupee (5), lingerie (7) & mountain (37)
Stephanie: 9, undies, go bald, bridal shower (18) & wall (3)
Unsaid #1s: 1, tires/wheels, wear hats & baby shower

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