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G1: Collinses v. Carters (Zakia, Brian, Cherie, Tynisa & Erick)

R1: Name something a husband might worry his wife would do to him someday:

#1:
#2: Cheat (29)(Allison)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Hit/slap him (Zakia)

Collinses: Leave/divorce (#1- 31), KILL him (T3- 7), DON’T feed him, make him sleep on couch, trick him into having kids
Zakia Steal: Take ALL his $- T3 (T3: Chop “it” off/BAs: REFUSE sex & make get vasectomy- 2 each)

R2: A JEALOUS Santa Claus might say to Santa “It’s either _________ or me!”:

#1: Rudolph/reindeer (34)(Brian)
#2: Those pesky elves (33)(Kevin)
#3:
#4:
#5:

Collinses: Christmas/toys/kids (T3- 15), sleigh ride, cookies, fat boy (BA- 3), North Pole, sleigh bells
Zakia Steal #2: The workshop (Un-given: Your skanky ho-ho)

Double (married ladies): Give an S word that describes your husband:

#1: Sweet(heart)(17)(Cherie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Slow (Lisa)

Carters: Sexy (#2- 12), smart (#3- 10), sincere, sarcastic, sloppy (#4- 9), sensible
Allison Steal: Sneaky (#5: Stubborn- 8/#6: Super/-duper- 7/Only BA of board: Strong- 5)

TRIPLE (ladies): Name something a skinny woman complains about that’s really OBNOXIOUS:

#1: Fat/put on a lb. (76)(Tynisa)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Carters: Clothes (don’t fit)(BA- 4), eats too much, body shape, going to gym
Allison Steal for SD: Thin/CAN’T gain wt.- #2 (10)(#3: Fat people- 7)

SD: A place you might hear someone say “Bottom’s up!”.
Paul: Bar/nightclub (98)

FM:
#1: Something a child might have to dress up for the Christmas play.
#2: Something people add to scrambled eggs.
#3: An animal whose name children MISPRONOUNCE.
#4: What’s another name people use for the toilet?
#5: A material women’s underwear are made of.

Lisa: Santa (6), cheese (24), elephant (17), potty (11) & cotton (44)
Kevin: Elf (11), milk (15), hippo (17), restroom & silk (29)
Unsaid #1s: Angel, rhino & John

G2: Bakers v. Wigfalls (Angie, Tirrell, Georgiann, Christel & Rochelle)

R1: Name something most women DON’T do on a first date:

#1: Pet the peacock (58)(Stephanie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Bakers: Kiss/swap spit (#2- 20), pay (#3- 4), hold hands, say “I love you”, go to bathroom
Angie Steal: Take him home & meet family (T4: Get married & eat/BAs: Fart/contest & drink/get sloshed)

R2: In the middle of his wedding vows, a man might feel like he’s going to what?:

#1: Faint (46)(Marianne)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Bakers: Run/get cold feet (#5- 5), blow chunks (#2- 18), cry (ONE OF THE BAs- 4), forget ’em/mess up (#3- 7), burp, forget ring, wet/poop pants
Angie Steal #2: Jail (for life)- OTHER BA (#4: Die)

Double: There’s nothing better than a bag of what?:

#1:
#2: $ (21)(Georgiann)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Wigfalls: Chips/Cheetos (TA- 35), weed (#7- 3), switches, popcorn (T5- 4), candy/chocolate (#3- 14), cocaine, clothes/shoes
Stephanie Steal: Toys (#4: Nuts- 8/T5: Cookies/Sole BA: Gold)

TRIPLE: Name something that some people get paid to do that mothers do everyday for NOTHING:

#1:
#2: Babysit (32)(Christel)
#3:
#4:
X- Hairstyling (Madeline)

Wigfalls: Clean/laundry (#3- 31), cook (#1- 33), yard work, transport children & work
Stephanie Steal to W or Go Home for Good: Teach kids- NAILED THAT (2)

FM:
#1: Acc. to the women, how many times a yr. does your man do something really romantic?
#2: What would people be forced to do if TV DIDN’T exist?
#3: An illness that school nurses see everyday.
#4: A sport w/ the fattest referees.
#5: Something you might FORGET to do when you’re super-busy.

Chad: Twice (25), read (25), chickenpox, baseball (33) & eat (40)
Johnny: 12 (2), talk (28), cold (30), football (16) & return calls (15)
Unsaid #1: Once

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