“Family Feud” 2/5/14

G1: Rolands v. Crowes (Mark, Danny, Shauna, Ann & Ciara)

R1: If there’s such a thing as dog heaven, what are the dogs doing there?:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Eating (4)(Jessica)
#6:
X- Loving their owners (Mark)

Rolands: Chasing animals/cats (#3- 8), sleeping (#2- 19), digging holes, chasing cars, urinating on fire hydrants
Mark Steal: Playing/running- TA (36)(#4: Sniffing butts- 7/Other BA: Hoping owner DIES)

R2: Name something a department store Santa might do right after he gets off work:

#1: Stiff drink/bar (52)(Danny)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Crowes: Shower (ONE OF THE BAs- 4), go home (OTHER BA), smoke, go out (& party), grab toy for himself
Jessica Steal: Quit- X (#2: Remove suit/beard- 22/#3: Eat/coffee- 5)

Double (married men): Name a place you’d love to hear your wife say she’s going by herself:

#1: Store/mall (38)(Shauna)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Crowes: Beauty salon (#3- 17), her mom’s/sister’s (#2- 22), work, (birthday) party & hang w/ her friends
Jessica Steal #2: Church (Left on bottom: Movies/chick flick- 7)

TRIPLE: Name a grocery item that only a really DUMB bag boy would put in the bottom of a bag:

#1: Eggs (46)(Ann)
#2: Bread (36)(Isaiah)
#3:
#4:

Crowes: Fruit (#3- 9), wine, chips (2)

FM:
#1: Acc. to men on the scale, how much do you like to talk about feelings?
#2: Name the night of the wk. when the sexiest TV shows are on.
#3: A reason a child DOESN’T want to go to school.
#4: Something a man might HATE about his arms.
#5: Give me another word for “stingy”.

Shauna: 1 (25), Wed. (9), tired, flabby (46) & cheap (55)
Mark: 6 (9), Sat. (29), bully (29), small & greedy
Unsaid #1: Fri.

G2: Goulds v. Sanderses (Daniel, Darius, Dalila, Donny & DeJuan)

R1 (men): I’d order maid service every wk. if the maids wore what?:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Thong/lingerie (16)(Daniel)
#5: Sexy dress/skirt (11)(Josh)
#6:

Sanderses: NOTHING (#1- 29), (spike) heels (BA- 5), uniform/French maid (#2- 17), perfume, lipstick & swimsuit (T3)- CS

R2 (women): Name something that’s easier to train a dog to do than it is a man:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7: Tinkle in right place (5)(Darius)
X- Sleep on own side of bed (Sarah)

Sanderses: Sit (#1- 20), fetch (T3- 12), speak, play dead, roll over (T3), play
Josh Steal: Stay- OTHER BA

#2: Obey/behave (19)
#5: Clean up (home)(6)

Double: If you want to know what a man’s really like, ask who?:

#1: Mom (36)(Dalila)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Sanderses: Spouse/mate (#2- 33), kids, brother, sister (BA- 3), boss
Josh Steal #2: Dad (#3: Friend/BFF- 11/#4: Ex- 7/Unprovided BA: Barber)

TRIPLE: Name something people are paid to predict:

#1: The weather (54)(Paul)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Goulds: Future (#2- 35), sports/winners (#3- 6), baby’s gender, card game winner & tides
Daniel Steal to W or Go Home: Your weight (Only on bottom: Wall St.- 3)

FM:
#1: Acc. to men on the scale, how sexy are pregnant women?
#2: Something you’ve bought to lose weight that you NEVER use.
#3: Something a student might FORGET to bring to school.
#4: Tell me a word you’d use when describing Abraham Lincoln.
#5: Someone who knows your deepest, darkest secrets.

Josh: 8 (14), treadmill (20), books (22), honest (24) & spouse/mate (36)
Ben: 7 (10), weights (8), pen(cil)s (25), hat (2) & best friend (19)
Unsaid #1s: 1, exercise bike & tall