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G1: Rolands (Jessica, Isaac, Jamila, Isaiah & Sonja) v. Gardners

R1 (married ladies): “Just when my husband is starting to look desirable, he…” what?:

#1:
#2: Farts (31)(Greg)
#3:
#4:
#5: Gets fat/pigs out (5)(Jessica)

Gardners: Nose picks, opens his mouth (TA- 32), loses his hair, gets a job
Jessica Steal: Gets drunk (#3: Burps- 14/#4: Yawns- 12)

R2 (single women): “Oh no! My blind date is the one with the __________ on his face”:

#1:
#2:
#3: Mole (12)(Jamila)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Frown (Jeff), silly grin (Isaac) & big nose (Amy)

Rolands: Food, giant zit (TA- 48), scar (BA- 5), (big) glasses, wart
Greg Steal: Piercing(s)

#2: Tattoo (18)
#4: Raging cold sore (9)
#5: Dirt (7)

Double: Name something they teach you to do at pirate training school:

#1:
#2: Sword fight (24)(Jamila)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Wear eye patch (Amy)

Rolands: Sail/navigate (T3- 17), swim, bird training, steal/find treasure (T3), put on uniform
Greg Steal #2: Say “Arrrgh!”- #1 (25)(Both un-given BAs: Walk the plank & guzzle rum- 4 apiece)

TRIPLE: Give a boy’s name that starts w/ P:

#1: Pete(r)(51)(Isaiah)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Rolands: Paul (#2- 38), Patrick (#3- 4), Phillip (3)- GW TCS

FM:
#1: When your ears get stuffed up, name something you do to pop ’em.
#2: At what age is a boy too old to go to the ladies’ rm. w/ mommy?
#3: While driving, name something you rubberneck to look at.
#4: Give me a word rhyming w/ “tussle”.
#5: Something a woman chases.

Jessica: Yawn (28), eight (14), accident (35), muscle (31) & man (40)
Jamila: Blow out ears (38), 10 (6), hustle (39) & child
Unsaid #1: Five

G2: Goulds v. Simmonses

R1: Name an occupation in which you would look at a lot of NUDE people:

#1: Doctor (46)(Josh)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Goulds: Photographer (#2- 22), professor, strip joint employee (BA- 2), artist (T5- 4), nurse (#4- 5), XXX director/star (#3- 13), teacher who educates doctors & paramedic/EMT
Cole Steal: Mortician (T5: NUDE beach lifeguard)

R2: Name something flat that a woman’s chest might be compared to:

#1: Board (46)(Katie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Simmonses: Pancake (#2- 30), fried egg (#3- 4), cheese puff, guy’s chest, piece of paper
Josh Steal: Their back (Left unprovided on bottom: Flat tires & airplane runway- 3 each)

Double: Name something that might come out of a person’s mouth:

#1:
#2: Spit/drool (21)(Jenn)
#3:
#4:
#5: Food as they eat (5)(Larry)
#6:
#7:

Goulds: Words/cussing (TA- 44), teeth/dentures (BA- 4), tongue (T3- 9), gum (OTHER BA), puke (T3)- NO-STRIKE SWEEP

TRIPLE: Tell me something that looks TERRIBLE when it’s wet:

#1:
#2: (My wife’s) hair (36)(Mary)
#3: Clothes/shoes (12)(Paul)
#4:

Simmonses: Dog/animal (TA- 43), burger, car & rug
Josh Steal to W This Time or Depart for Good: Bread (4)

FM:
#1: Acc. to the women, how many sexy nightgowns do you own?
#2: Besides golfers, something you see on a golf course.
#3: Something on your car you can change.
#4: Something you might find on top of a pie.
#5: Something an art student might have in his locker.

Josh: Seven (3), balls (12), radio station (22), cherry (8) & easel (8)
Ben: Three (21), ducks (3), tires (26), pecans (3) & brushes (37)
Unsaid #1s: Two, carts & (whipped) cream

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