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G1: Hornsbys (John, Kevin, Kim, Lisa & Paul) v. Dorcins

R1: If roles were reversed, what would a fish put on a hook to catch a man?:

#1:
#2: Woman/pair of jugs (19)(Shani)
#3: Beer (18)(John)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Dorcins: Candy, $ (#4- 10), pizza (#5- 6), motorcycle, TV
John Steal: Car (#1: Steak/hamburger- 25, which was considered but NOT taken/BA: Bacon- 5)

R2: Nowadays, name something men DON’T dare say they’re better at than women:

#1:
#2: Cooking (18)(Kamilah)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Dancing (Kevin)

Dorcins: Workin’/makin’ bank (#1- 24), raising children, BF, housework/laundry (#3- 17), sex (#5- 5), driving (#4- 16) & shopping
John Steal #2: Dressing up (Only BA: Sports/weightlifting- 3)

Double: People get NAKED at wild parties, but name an occasion where you’d be SHOCKED to see NAKEDNESS:

#1:
#2: Wedding (18)(Kim)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Beach (Nadine)

Hornsbys: Work/function (#3- 11), church svc./event (#1- 23), school, dinner, store/mall
Shani Steal: Funeral- #5 (7)(#4: Kids’ birthday party- 9/BA: Bar Mitzvah- 5)

TRIPLE: Name something mice probably have nightmares about:

#1:
#2: Traps (31)(Lisa)
#3:
#4:
X- Elephants (Kevin)

Hornsbys: Cats (TA- 58), exterminator/people (BA- 2), birds, (out of) cheese (5)- SWEEP

SD: Name some information about your future you WOULDN’T want to know.
Junior: When will you die (72)

FM:
#1: How long can the avg. person hold their breath before they turn blue?
#2: Something in the home that might be covered w/ hair.
#3: A reason a kid might NOT be able to go outside.
#4: An animal people ride that’s hard to get up on.
#5: Something that’s difficult for a drunk person to do properly.

Shani: Three min. (20), food, sick (23), horse (29) & drive (29)
Kevin: Min. (26), brushes (21), rain (34), camel (28) & smell
Unsaid #1s: Two min., elephant & walk

G2: Quinns v. Johnsons (Will, Bryan, Vivian, Stephanie & Devin)

R1: Name something a doctor asks you to do that you’d like to tell them “You first”:

#1:
#2: Undress (20)(Will)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Take temp. (Micky)

Johnsons: Bend over/spread ’em (TA- 31), put feet in stirrups, fill out paperwork, take some medicine
Micky Steal: Exercise/diet- #3 (12)

T4: Turn head & couch & open wide/”AAH” (7 each)
#6: Get colonoscopy (4)
BAs: Get a shot & pee in a cup (3 each)

R2 (ladies): Name something you’d like to do to Steve’s head:

#1: Rub (21)(Bryan)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Johnsons: Hit/dropkick it (#6- 11), kiss (T2- 12), squeeze, beat on, shave (T2), sit on
Micky Steal #2: Shine/wax- BA (7)(T2: Pat & add hair/wig)

Double: Where do women go to get away from men?:

#1: Mall/store (39)(Annie)
#2: Salon (28)(Vivian)
#3:
#4:
#5:

Quinns: Bathroom (#3- 12), friend’s place, mom’s/family’s (BA- 3), gym & for a drive
Bryan Steal: Spa- THAT WAS IT (8)

TRIPLE: Name an organ only an IDIOT would donate while they’re still alive:

#1:
#2:
#3: Brain (12)(Nick)
#4: Ding-a-ling (4)(Vivian)

Quinns: Heart (TA- 68), tongue, lungs & eyes (15)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married men, name the relative you’d LEAST like to come & live w/ you.
#2: Something a cowboy might have two of.
#3: A way to liven up a dull party.
#4: Something w/ wings that might get into your home.
#5: A reason people turn out all the lights.

Nick: Mom-in-law (44), guns (22), booze (31), bird (16) & go to sleep (49)
John: Father-in-law (6), horses (21), food, bat (25) & have sex
Unsaid #1s: Boots & fly

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