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G1: Hutchinses (Jerry, Kisha, Patrick, Stephanie & Preston) v. Midthuns

R1: Before a date, name something a guy who works in the deli might shove down HIS PANTS:

#1: Salami/meat (74)(Ted)
#2:
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#7:
X- Pickle (Jerry)

Midthuns: Rubber gloves, mozzarella, plastic wrap
Jerry Steal: $/wallet- #2 (5)(#3: Napkins/#4: Bread/hard roll/BAs not provided: Booze/cheap wine, shirttail & condom)

R2 (married men): Name a place your wife says she’s going that makes you nervous:

#1: Mall/store (33)(Kisha)
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Hutchinses: Singles bar/club (#3- 15), hang out w/ girlfriends, doctor (#2- 19), trip/Tijuana (SOLE BA- 2), lawyer, bank
Ted Steal: Hair salon/BAD cut- #5 (7)(#4: Her mom’s- 8/T6: Spa/hot massage & office/work- 5 each)

Double (single women): Name something your parents always ask you about the man you’re dating:

#1: Job/rich? (51)(Kristine)
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#3:
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#5: What religion? (5)(Patrick)
#6:

Midthuns: Good family? (T4), already married?, education?, how old? (#2- 13), where does he live?
Jerry Steal #2: Kids?- X (#3: Personality/nice?- 12/Sole BA: Crackhead/druggie?- 4)

TRIPLE: Kitty _____:

#1:
#2:
#3: Litter (13)(Stephanie)
#4:

Hutchinses: Cat (TA- 62), scat, care, kitty (#2- 15) & Kong
Ted Steal to Retain or Go Away: Hawk (3)

FM:
#1: How many nights in a row could you eat pizza before you got SICK of it?
#2: Something people do when they know they’re about to cry.
#3: Something that has to be juicy to be good.
#4: Tell me a flower you might see in a corsage.
#5: Who is it that you hope NEVER asks you to submit to a lie detector test?

Angie: Three (26), get a tissue (36), burger (7), carnation (37) & police (13)
Kristine: Two (27), wipe face, baby’s breath & spouse/mate (42)
Unsaid #1s: Hide face, orange & rose

G2: Mikulas (D.J., Kaylon, Michelle, Bryan & Berman) v. Burgesses

R1: Name something that even for when it’s bad it’s good:

#1: Food/dessert (42)(D.J.)
#2: Nookie/threesome (16)(Gene)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Mikulas: Weather, smoking, driving
Gene Steal: Day off/vacation- X

#3: Movie/TV show (10)
#4: Booze (7)
#5: Music/The Osmonds
#6: Coffee (5)
BA: Joke/comedy (2)

R2 (married ladies): Give me a word starting w/ W that describes your hubby in bed:

#1: Wonderful (25)(Angie)
#2: Wild (22)(Kaylon)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Burgesses: Wacky, wrong, weak
D.J. Steal: Weird- T5 (7)

#3: Winning/er (12)
#4: Wow (9)
T5: Whiny
BA: Warm (5)

Double: Name something you try to make smell as nice as possible:

#1: Home/the crapper (52)(Michelle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Mikulas: Car, you/your funky breath (#2- 26), clothes (T4- 4), food/(warm) pie (#3- 5), litterbox, kids
Gene Steal #2: Pet- X (T4: Garbage can/Sole BA: Garden/lawn- 3)

TRIPLE: If Santa applied for a Summer job as an exotic dancer, name a reason he WOULDN’T get it:

#1: Too fat/belly (74)(Tom)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Burgesses: Too hairy/beard (#2- 20), too many reindeer, too old (#3- 3), CAN’T fit in g-string & Mrs. Claus would beat him up
D.J. Steal for the Shutout: NOT kid-friendly (Only BA: Too jolly)

SD (men): Name a part of a woman’s body you kiss when she’s just a friend.
Berman: Neck (A: Cheeks- 68)

FM:
#1: How many months does a couple wait before telling friends they’re expecting?
#2: Something specific w/ pits in it.
#3: Something people are nervous to go on.
#4: Something ANNOYING people w/ colds are always doing.
#5: Something specific that strays.

Angie: Three (38), olives (20), TV (4), sneezing (21) & cats (47)
Tom: Four (11), peaches (23), amusement rides (37), blowing nose & dogs
Unsaid #1s: Cherries & coughing

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