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G1: Rennicks v. Midthuns (Ted, Denise, Kristine, Melissa & Angie)

R1: If they made an R-rated version of “The Wizard of Oz”, what would Dorothy ask the wizard for?:

#1:
#2: Giant jugs/surgery (22)(Ted)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Butt (Crystal)

Midthuns: Hot outfit/heels (T3- 4), makeup, guy/”Do me, wizard” (TA- 59), condoms, booze
Crystal Steal: Sex toys- X (T3: To go home/a ride & gun/Sole BA: Drugs/’shrooms- 3)

R2: Give another word people say for rear-end:

#1: Butt(ocks)(54)(Bryan)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Rennicks: Behind, derriere (#4- 4), curves, booty
Ted Steal: Tush (#2: Arse- 18/#3: Backside- 6/BAs: Bottom & heinie- 3 a pop)

Double: Name something you have to squeeze really hard before anything comes out:

#1: Lemon/citrus (25)(Kristine)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Midthuns: Bosoms, toothpaste (#3- 19), zit/blackhead (#4- 14), my pooper (#6- 3), towel
Crystal Steal #2: Childbirth (Other #1: Ketchup/mustard/#5: Glue- 6/Unsaid BAs: Lotion & liquid soap/shampoo)

TRIPLE: Name something a guy might have in his wallet that he WOULDN’T want his wife to find:

#1: Hussy’s phone # (38)(Lindsey)
#2: Nobstopper (28)(Melissa)
#3:
#4:

Rennicks: $/credit cards (#3- 21), evidence of another bank acct., receipts & FAKE ID
Ted Steal to W or L: Pics of girl/ex (9)

FM:
#1: If men came w/ an expiration date, at what age would they best be married by?
#2: A sport where the fans do a lot of booing.
#3: Bird______
#4: Something besides eggs that would be on a breakfast sandwich.
#5: Tell me another word for “blemish”.

Denise: 45 (4), soccer (4), bluebird, ham (12) & pimple (41)
Ted: 22, football (16), seed (9), bacon (33) & breakout
Unsaid #1s: 30, hockey & house

G2: Hayneses (TaRhea, Theran, Thad, Trent & Marcel) v. Burgesses

R1 (married women): What would you do if you saw your hubby flirting w/ your mom?:

#1:
#2: Laugh (22)(TaRhea)
#3:
#4:
#5: DIVORCE THAT MAN-HO (8)(Gene)
#6:
#7:

Hayneses: Confront/scream out (#1- 27), say something to flirt w/ her mom, flirt w/ dad, move him/mom’s place (BA- 3), give him silent treatment
Gene Steal: NOTHING

#2: Beat him (& mama)(20)
#4: Get sick/hurl (11)
#6: Be in shock/faint (7)

R2: Name a traffic sign a woman answers when a man asks “What’s your sign?”:

#1: STOP/red light (52)(Angie)
#2: YIELD (20)(Theran)
#3:
#4:
#5:

Burgesses: GO, dangerous curves ahead (T3- 4), slippery when wet (BA- 3), NO left turn & U-TURN
TaRhea Steal: DO NOT ENTER- Y

Double: Name something you hold in your hand that helps you relax:

#1:
#2:
#3: Someone’s hand (13)(Amy)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Burgesses: Jewelry, (stiff) drink (#1- 22), good luck charm, blankie/handkerchief
TaRhea Steal #2: Cigarette

#2: (Stress) ball (21)
#4: $ (8)
#5: Remote (6)
BA: Good book (5)

TRIPLE: Name something DIRTY that ends up under a teenager’s bed:

#1: Clothes/shoes (76)(Tom)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Burgesses: Gym bag, porn/magazines (T2- 10), dishes/plates (T2), homework/papers & Kleenex/tissues (3)

FM:
#1: “I put on so much weight, I feel as big as a ________.”
#2: Something that has a shell.
#3: An occupation in which there are NOT as many laughs.
#4: Something you use everyday starting w/ C.
#5: At what age does a man start thinking about settling down?

Angie: House (24), (hermit) crab (27), mortuary (20), car (32) & 30 (44)
Jennifer: Horse (3), lobster, lawyer (5) & 40 (6)
Unsaid #1s: Whale & physician/surgeon

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 4/22/15" (1)

  1. jpgenius said:

    Wait, flirt with BOTH HER parents? I would’ve said flirt with HIS dad.

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