These Were the Stars:
Top: Tituss, Sasheer Zamata & Darrell Hammond
Bottom: Jane K., Rick F. & Constance
Cindy Carney (letter carrier in Watertown, MA)
Jerred Greene (North Brunswick, NJ)
Cindy (B): By popular request, AXE Body Spray has released a cologne inspired by Vladimir Putin. The scent is strong & unapologetic & comes in a bottle shaped like a ___________.
Tituss & Jane: TRUMP
Sasheer & Rick: HORSE
Darrell: PECTORAH’S MUSCLE
Jerred: Kelly said “I think my boyfriend got the wrong idea when I asked him to bring some toys to bed. Last night, we ended up in a threesome with me, him & __________.”
G: A BARBIE DOLL
Tituss & Constance: BARBIE
Sasheer: G.I. JOE
Jane: OTHER BALLS
Jerred (A): Having won everything in the Olympics already, Michael Phelps is trying his hand as a stripper. Soon he’ll be good enough to compete for exotic dancing’s top prize, the golden _________.
G: POLE DANCER
Cindy: I went to a bar w/ Helen Keller- we had a great time laughing & sipping cocktails, but things took a turn for the worse when she started playing __________.
G: DARTS (Darrell Really Said: CHARADES)
AM: _______ KING
G: LION- $3K ($5K: BURGER/$2K: BILLIE JEAN)
HtH: POST ______
Cindy: OFFICE (DUH!)
Brian Rappoport (who can fit 35 big marshmallows in his mouth)
Sharla Fultz (Clarksville, AR native who was Miss Arkansas ’13)
Brian (B): Geriatric Gerry married a 22-yr.-old woman. On the way to their honeymoon, they put a “Just married” sign on their car; on their way home, his wife changed it to “Just _________”.
Tituss & Jane: DIED
Sasheer & Darrell: WIDOWED
Sharla: The Kama Sutra has created a new position in honor of Tom Cruise called “Position: Impossible”- it’s when you make love hanging from a _________.
Sasheer & Constance: CEILING
Brian (B): Awkward Andy was so awkward, he wrote his crush on a valentine that said “Roses are red, ravens are black, I’m totally broke, so here’s a picture of my ______”.
G: CRACK- MATCHED EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT FOR CONSTANCE (she wrote BACK)
Sharla: The event the music world has been waiting for is finally upon us- Willie Nelson is going on tour w/ Mick Jagger. The duo will strut their way across the country as The Rolling ______.
Sasheer & Rick: STONED
Tituss, Darrell & Jane: STONERS
AM: __________ WEB
G: SPIDER- $5K ($3K: CHARLOTTE’S/$2K: WORLD WIDE)
HtH: _______ CAKE
Brian: BIRTHDAY- W