Just another WordPress.com site

These Were the Stars:
Top: Tituss, Sasheer Zamata & Darrell Hammond
Bottom: Jane K., Rick F. & Constance

G1:
Cindy Carney (letter carrier in Watertown, MA)
Jerred Greene (North Brunswick, NJ)

R1:
Cindy (B): By popular request, AXE Body Spray has released a cologne inspired by Vladimir Putin. The scent is strong & unapologetic & comes in a bottle shaped like a ___________.
G: HORSE
Tituss & Jane: TRUMP
Sasheer & Rick: HORSE
Darrell: PECTORAH’S MUSCLE
Constance: PENIS
Jerred: Kelly said “I think my boyfriend got the wrong idea when I asked him to bring some toys to bed. Last night, we ended up in a threesome with me, him & __________.”
G: A BARBIE DOLL
Tituss & Constance: BARBIE
Sasheer: G.I. JOE
Darrell: RAMBO
Jane: OTHER BALLS
Rick: BALLS

R2:
Jerred (A): Having won everything in the Olympics already, Michael Phelps is trying his hand as a stripper. Soon he’ll be good enough to compete for exotic dancing’s top prize, the golden _________.
G: POLE DANCER
Sasheer: PUMP
Darrell: RON
Jane: POLE
Rick: ROD
Cindy: I went to a bar w/ Helen Keller- we had a great time laughing & sipping cocktails, but things took a turn for the worse when she started playing __________.
G: DARTS (Darrell Really Said: CHARADES)

SM:

AM: _______ KING
Tituss: BURGER
Jane: DON
Constance: LION
G: LION- $3K ($5K: BURGER/$2K: BILLIE JEAN)

HtH: POST ______
Cindy: OFFICE (DUH!)

G2:
Brian Rappoport (who can fit 35 big marshmallows in his mouth)
Sharla Fultz (Clarksville, AR native who was Miss Arkansas ’13)

R1:
Brian (B): Geriatric Gerry married a 22-yr.-old woman. On the way to their honeymoon, they put a “Just married” sign on their car; on their way home, his wife changed it to “Just _________”.
G: WIDOWED
Tituss & Jane: DIED
Sasheer & Darrell: WIDOWED
Rick: BURIED
Constance: FINISHED
Sharla: The Kama Sutra has created a new position in honor of Tom Cruise called “Position: Impossible”- it’s when you make love hanging from a _________.
G: PLANE
Tituss: HELICOPTER
Sasheer & Constance: CEILING
Darrell: CHANDELIER
Jane: SKYSCRAPER
Rick: BUILDING

R2:
Brian (B): Awkward Andy was so awkward, he wrote his crush on a valentine that said “Roses are red, ravens are black, I’m totally broke, so here’s a picture of my ______”.
G: CRACK- MATCHED EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT FOR CONSTANCE (she wrote BACK)
Sharla: The event the music world has been waiting for is finally upon us- Willie Nelson is going on tour w/ Mick Jagger. The duo will strut their way across the country as The Rolling ______.
G: STONES
Sasheer & Rick: STONED
Tituss, Darrell & Jane: STONERS
Constance: JOINTS

SM:

AM: __________ WEB
Rick: SPIDER
Sasheer: COB
Jane: CHARLOTTE’S
G: SPIDER- $5K ($3K: CHARLOTTE’S/$2K: WORLD WIDE)

HtH: _______ CAKE
Brian: BIRTHDAY- W

Advertisements

Comments on: "“Match Game”- 2ND S.F." (1)

  1. Best season finale episode ever. $15K win and $25K won. Terrific.

    My rating: 9

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: