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G1: Russells v. Secors (Jillian, Juliet, Jessica, Jacqueline & Jason)

R1 (single men): Name a sign that a guy ISN’T good marriage material:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Lies like a rug (9)(Rochelle)
#6:
#7:
#8:

X- Ugly (Jillian)

Russells: He DOESN’T treat you right, lazy (BA- 5), DOESN’T like kids, he’s a MAN-HO (#1- 21), NO place to live
Jillian Steal: He’s a lush- #6 (7)

#2: Self-centered (11)
#3: WON’T commit (10)
T4: WON’T call back
Unsaid BA: Many DIVORCES

R2: Name something about a man that gets bigger as he gets older:

#1: Belly/waist (46)(Regina)
#2: Ears (13)(Jessica)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Wiener (Jillian) & feet (Tonya)

Russells: Ego/”head” (#4- 9), wrinkles, nose (#3- 10), bank acct. (BA- 3), breasts, personality
Jillian Steal #2: Family (Remaining BAs: Prostate, bald spot & intellect/brain)

Double: Name a gift that DISAPPOINTS children who get it:

#1: Socks/clothes (70)(Regina)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- Games (Jessica)

Russells: Food/candy (#4- 3), car, book/Jane Eyre (#2- 15), $/bond (#3- 7), cleaning items & NOTHING
Jillian Steal #3: School supplies (Standalone BA: Coal)

TRIPLE: Name something that gets more expensive to take care of the older it gets:

#1:
#2: People/health (33)(Jacqueline)
#3: Pet/animal (8)(Sam)
#4:

Secors: Car (TA- 48), home (8)

FM:
#1: If a magician lost their rabbit, name another furry animal they might pull out of their hat.
#2: A sport that has a referee.
#3: A word/phrase containing the word “freak”.
#4: Tell me how much time you usually spend in the shower.
#5: A state w/ a desert.

Jason: Bear (2), soccer (18), freak out (29), five min. (6) & UT (5)
Jillian: Dove (5), football (22), freak dance, 10 min. (31) & CA (36- tied w/ AZ)
Unsaid #1s: Cat/kitten & basketball

G2: Sanderses v. Higginses (Darlene, Steve, Cheryl, Phil & Anita)

R1 (married women): There may be many, but give me one reason your husband could NEVER be a male stripper:

#1: He’s a porker (34)(Craig)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Sanderses: Skinny bag o’ bones (#3- 12), CAN’T dance (#2- 31), character, religion, NOT built like it down there
Darlene Steal: Hairy

#4: NO sex appeal (9)
#5: Old/ancient (9)
BA: Too shy (4- considered but NOT taken)

R2: Name something you’d HATE to walk in on your grandparents doing:

#1: “Burying the cane” (73)(Steve)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Higginses: Bathing (#2- 5), whizzing/dumping (#5- 3), (un)dressing up, taking teeth/dentures out, changing diapers/undergarments
Craig Steal: Smoking (T3: Fighting & Frenching/BA: Sleeping)

Double: Name something you crack:

#1: Eggs (39)(Cheryl)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Glass (Wu)

Higginses: Nuts (#2- 29), head, smile (BA- 2), eyes, mirrors
Craig Steal #2: Back- ANOTHER BA (#3: Knuckles- 19/Last BA: Jokes)

TRIPLE: Name a part of the body that’s flat on some people & round on others:

#1: Belly (52)(Drew)
#2: Booty (38)(Phil)
#3:
#4:

Sanderses: Forehead (BA- 2), Dairy Queens (4)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married men, tell me how many lbs. you’d like your wife to lose.
#2: A gift that’s good for re-gifting.
#3: Something that people sit still for.
#4: A word rhyming w/ “Coke”.
#5: A kind of ball you can easily hold in one hand.

Drew: 20 (16), vases (2), movies (15), joke (13) & base (20)
Mike: 25 (13), CROCK-POT, amusement rides, smoke (19) & basket (2)
Unsaid #1s: 10, clothes/shoes, photos, poke & golf

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