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G1: Fasts v. Lewises (Birmingham)(Nikita, Rufus, Dicey, Renita & Crystal; Nikita’s married to Rufus)

R1 (ladies): When flirting w/ a guy, name a part of his body you should lightly touch:

#1:
#2:
#3: Shoulder (13)(Jeremy)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Butt (Nikita)

Fasts: Hands (#2- 17), lips, cheeks, hair (BA- 3), knees
Nikita Steal: Chest/nipples- #4 (7)(TA: Arms- 54/Other BA: Thighs- 3; I was so disappointed the dong wasn’t up there)

R2: Name a musical instrument an octopus could play the hell out of:

#1:
#2: Drums (21)(Lori)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Saxophone (Rufus)

Fasts: Piano (TA- 48), guitar (BA- 4), flute (#3- 10), trombone, xylophone, violin
Nikita Steal #2: Harp- #4 (6)(BA unnecessary: Bagpipes)

Double: If newborn babies could talk, name something of which they might tell the doctor “Hey- don’t do that”:

#1: Spank booty (34)(Debbie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Fasts: Put you back in (BA- 3), circumcise you (#3- 11)(VB), shots/needles (#2- 25), undress you, swaddle you, look at parents
Nikita Steal #3: Suction you

#4: Take temp in butt (8)
#5: Cut the cord (4)
BA left on board: Touch you (w/ cold hands)

TRIPLE (women): Name something you might do everyday if STEVE was your husband:

#1:
#2: Shop (at Saks)(22)(Renita)
#3:
#4:
X- Sex (Eric)

Lewises: Be in movies, make $, kiss
Jeremy Steal: Rub head (VB)

#1: Laugh/smile (59)
BAs: Play the “Feud” & talk/argue (5 each)

SD: How do you think people get around in heaven?
Delton: Clouds
Crystal: Fly/float (69)

FM:
#1: Acc. to men, in inches, how much cleavage does a woman show before it’s too much?
#2: An animal your mate sounds like when (s)he snores.
#3: Something of yours a Dr. checks that starts w/ T.
#4: Something a castle has.
#5: Something people squeeze.

Renita: Four (25), elephant (6), tongue (18) & chest (12)
Rufus: 22, dog (18), thighs, bridge (6) & fruit (41)
Unsaid #1s: Bear, tonsils & tower/terret

G2: Lewises v. Days (Andover, KS)(Dan, Jana, Steven, Emily & Allyson)

(Challenger notes: Dan’s married to Jana, Steven’s a nephew & the two girls at the end are daughters.)

R1 (men): Name something that looks great on a woman that WOULDN’T look good on you:

#1:
#2:
#3: Heels (21)(Linda)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Shorts (Dan)

Lewises: Dress/miniskirt (TA- 32), lipstick/makeup (#4- 8), thong (BA- 2), leggings, pantyhose, wig
Dan Steal: Bra- #2 (29)(Un-given BA: Hat/cute pillbox)

R2: Name something you should put in your bellybutton so you’ll smell good:

#1: Cologne (45)(A.J.)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Lewises: Lotion, powder (BA- 4), deodorant (T2- 9), water, soap/detergent (T2), body gel
Dan Steal #2: Air freshener

T2: Candy/mint/gum
#5: Flowers/potpourri (6)
#6: Scented oils

Double (men): Name a reason your ex’s your ex:

#1:
#2: Mean/cray-cray (10)(Steven)
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- NO sex (Lin)

Days: Needy, two-bit ho (TA- 70), ugly, overspends
Linda Steal: He got another woman

#3: Different interests (8)
#4: Pathological liar (7)
BA: Long distance (4)

TRIPLE: Name something that has scales:

#1: Fish (79)(Emily)
#2: Reptiles/snakes (10)(Tony)
#3:
#4:

Days: Purse, gym, music/piano (BA- 3) & laboratory
Linda Steal to Go for the Ute Next Time: Bathroom (Other BA: Weigh station)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married women on the scale, how cheap’s your husband?
#2: Besides a chicken, a creature that lays eggs.
#3: Let it _____
#4: A place where people try to get good seats.
#5: Besides the doors, name a part of the car that you can lock.

Steven: 5 (13), alligator (5), go (25), movies (32) & steering wheel (2)
Jana: 7 (3), ostrich (6), be (31), concerts (29) & engine
Unsaid #1s: 4, duck & trunk

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 5/12/17" (2)

  1. jpgenius said:

    I wish we could sneak in another 🚗 game before this season’s over.

    Funny Fast Money with the Lewises, though.

  2. jpgenius said:

    HOLD EVERYTHING – Delton said “clouds” and Crystal said “angel wings”. How did her answer count as “flying/floating” and not his? Bring the Fast family back!

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