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G1: Picketts v. Murphys (Dave, Malaise, Megan, Lora & Alicia)

R1: Name something a delivery man would be surprised to see a woman holding when she answers the door:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7: Breasts (3)(Dave)
#8:
X- Spouse/mate (Michael)

Murphys: Gun/weapon (#1- 30), panties/duds (#3- 14), hammer/tools (OTHER BA), booze (#5- 7), dog/animal, whip/sex toys (#4- 8), package, “pussycat”
Michael Steal: Joint/drugs- X (#2: Towel- 15/#6: Food/warm pie- 4)

R2 (single men): At the end of a date, what’s a polite way to say “I don’t want to see you again”?:

#1: Talk soon/call ya (50)(Malaise)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- “I don’t like you anymore” (Marcus)

Murphys: Let’s be friends (#2- 12), “I’m moving away” (T3- 9), BACK-TO-BACK BFs, handshake
Michael Steal #2: “It’s not working”- T3 (9)(#5: Goodbye- 7/#6: “Thanks for date”- 5/BA: “I’m joining Army”- 3)

Double: When grandpa CAN’T find his hearing aid, where’s the first place grandma looks?:

#1:
#2: Nightstand/dresser (24)(Megan)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: His pockets (2)(Domico)

Murphys: Bed/sheets (#5- 4), by TV, couch/chair (#4- 8), bathroom/sink (#3- 11), in his ears (50)- CS

TRIPLE: Name something you see on the outside of a church:

#1:
#2: Steeple (17)(Lora)
#3:
#4:
X- Stairs (Calvin)

Murphys: Parking lot, cross (TA- 47), (statue of) Jesus, stained glass (#3- 12) & sign/church name (11)

FM:
#1: Approx., how long do patients in the ER have to wait?
#2: A vegetable that tastes better when cooked.
#3: A substance that’s hard to wash off your hands.
#4: Something in a Vegas casino w/ numbers on it.
#5: Tell me a kind of person who gives children words of encouragement.

Lora: Four hrs. (11), asparagus (2), glue (11), slots (29) & teacher (40)
Dave: 45 min. (4), broccoli (23), grease (20), roulette wheel (30) & parent (28)
Unsaid #1s: Two hrs. & oil

G2: Hollidays (Kaorra, Will, Ms. Sue, Nikki & Jackie) v. Lebrons (Sonia Sr., Onyx, Krystina, Sonia Jr. & Nicole)

R1: Name something a wife might fantasize about hitting her husband w/:

#1: Pan/skillet (27)(Sonia)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Shoe (Kaorra)

Lebrons: Rolling pin (#3- 10), hand/fist (#4- 7), foot, baseball bat (#2- 23), lie, car (#6- 5), bill
Kaorra Steal: Divorce/lawsuit- #5 (6)(BAs: Pillows & giant rubber dong- 3 each)

R2: Women love big diamond rings- what do men love that’s big?:

#1: Jugs, jugs, jugs! (45)(Onyx)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Homes (3)(Will)

Lebrons: Cars (#2- 31), butts (#5- 3), checks/bank accts. (#4- 4), sports, families & tools
Kaorra Steal #2: Willies (Not provided: TV screens- 6)

Double: If there were three wise women instead of three wise men, name something practical they might’ve brought for the Baby Jesus:

#1: Diapers (49)(Nikki)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Fragrances (Krystina), Jesus (Ms. Sue) & cradle (Sonia Jr.)

Hollidays: Food/formula (#3- 11), cute onesie/clothes (#2- 19), blankets (8)- NO-STRIKE CS

TRIPLE: Name something you see outdoors that rhymes w/ “brain”:

#1: Rain (47)(Jackie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
X- Crane (Sonia Jr.) & stain (Nicole)

Hollidays: Mane, train (#2- 38), cane, grain (BA- 4) & insane
Sonia Sr. Steal for the W or L: Plane- TOUGH LUCK (#3: Drain- 9)

FM:
#1: Tell me the age a boy starts being embarrassed to kiss his mom goodbye.
#2: Stop_____
#3: Something you might see on a teacher’s desk.
#4: An occasion when people sing.
#5: An insect you’d HATE to have fly into your mouth.

Jackie: 15, cop, pencils (26), church choir (33) & mosquito (7)
Nikki: 12 (12), sign (35), apple (39), wedding (7) & fly (25)
Unsaid #1s: 10, party & bee/wasp

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 10/24/13" (2)

  1. jpgenius said:

    2 points short? Bummer.

  2. jpgenius said:

    Whoa – PLANE wasn’t up there?!?!

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