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“Match Game” 4/30

“Get Ready to Match the Stars”:
Top: Adam C., Wendie Malick & Chris Colfer
Bottom: Christie Brinkley, Jay P. & Ana

G1:
Lisa Einstein (Sharon, MA native who recently began playing the ukulele)
Jarret Janako (personal trainer in PHI)

R1:
Lisa (A): Norman said “I think my wife’s having an affair with a postal worker. Last night she came to bed with the words ______________ stamped on her thigh”.
G: FIRST-CLASS
Adam & Christie: RETURN TO SENDER
Wendie: POSTAGE DUE
Chris: BIG PACKAGE
Jay: (censored)
Ana: HANDLE WITH CARE
Jarret: The Kardashians are starting a new team in the Lingerie Football League. Get ready to shake your pom-poms for the L.A. ___________.
G: BIG BOOTIES
Adam: HOES
Wendie: BUSTIERS
Chris: BIG BOOTIES
Christie: BOOTYLICIOUS
Jay: BOOTYS
Ana: THONGS

R2:
Jarret (B): When Pregnant Patty learned her sperm donor was a Baldwin brother, she said “I hope it’s Alec, because he’s the only brother with ____________”.
G: BRAINS
Adam: (A) JOB
Wendie: OLD AGE
Ana: SCHWEATY BALLS
Lisa: Did you hear the Michelin Man dumped his girlfriend? He said “Like a car tire, she’s been ridden too hard. And now she’s gone ___________.”
G: FLAT
Adam: BALD
Other Panelists: FLAT

SM:

AM: WIPE YOUR _____
Jay: A**
Christie: CHIN
Chris: FEET
G: A**- $5K ($3K: FEET/$2K: MOUTH)

HtH: TEA___
Lisa: CUP (A: POT)

G2:
Shannon Lowell (Ipswich, MA- the first date of she & her husband was at a Red Sox game)
Juanita Amartey (business mgr. in CHI)

R1:
Shannon (B): The trendiest spa in town has a new treatment called the Belgian Waffle- you strip down, lie on the table and get covered in _________.
G: MAPLE SYRUP
Adam, Wendie, Jay & Ana: WHIPPED CREAM
Chris: BUTTER
Christie: MAPLE SYRUP
Juanita: Billy Ray Cyrus performed at the old folks’ home & the seniors all got jiggy to his new song “Achy Breaky _______”.
G: BACK
Adam: HIP
Wendie: KNEES
Chris: PELVIS
Christie: HIP REPLACEMENT- OUCH!
Jay: BACK
Ana: FARTS

R2:
Juanita (B): The founders of “Burning Man” are creating a music festival that’s all about girl power- they’re calling it Burning ______.
G: VAGINA
Adam, Chris, Christie & Ana: BUSH
Wendie: BABES
Shannon: According to a new online adult dictionary, erotic is when you use a chicken’s feather on your lover. And kinky is when you use a chicken’s ______.
G: BEAK
Adam & Wendie: BEAK
Chris & Ana: FOOT

SM:

AM: _____HAMMER
Adam: SLEDGE
Christie: MC
Ana: ARM &
G: SLEDGE- $3K ($5K: MC/$2K: JACK)

HtH: WATCH YOUR ____
Shannon: STEP
Adam: W

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