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“Family Feud” 9/17/13

G1: Kellys v. Shaheeds (Jasmin, Kameelah, Ahmed, Mariama & Nneka)

R1: Name something the bridesmaid might say about the bride behind her back:

#1: She’s a cow (25)(Ally)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Kellys: “It should be me up there”, she’s nervous/anxious, WON’T last/Mr. WRONG (T4- 6), HATE her gown (#3- 14), she’s NOT ready
Jasmin Steal: “BRIDEZILLA”- #2 (23)

T4: Lucky/UNDESERVING
T6: That ho’s in white? & butterface/BAD hair
BA: Our dresses SUCK (4)

R2: Name something a male dog might give to a female dog he likes:

#1:
#2:
#3: A good lickin’/kiss (8)(Kameelah)
#4: A hump/doggy style (8)(Joey)
#5:
#6:
#7:

Shaheeds: Bones (TA- 55), cuddle, food/treats (BA- 4), puppies (#6- 6), fleas, space in doghouse
Ally Steal: Toys- T2 (Leftover: Intense butt sniff- 7)

Double: Name something that’s better when it’s black:

#1: Coffee (31)(Ahmed)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

PASSED

Kellys: Nighttime/dark rm. (#2- 15), cars (#4- 8), panties/clothes (#3- 12), people/lovers (#5- 7), furniture, cats & hair
Jasmin Steal #2: Leather (BA: Licorice- 4)

TRIPLE: Tell me something that might be described as LOADED:

#1: Guns (72)(Mariama)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Shaheeds: Man’s privates, rich person (BA- 5), questions (#2- 9), bags & stomach
Ally Steal to Retain or Lose: Automobiles- L (Unsaid: Drunk person- 8)

FM:
#1: What’s the LAST material you want your undies to be made out of?
#2: Tell me the age when a child can be left alone w/o a babysitter.
#3: Something a meal ISN’T complete w/o.
#4: A part of your body that’s been x-rayed.
#5: An animal that sleeps all the time.

Kameelah: Burlap (15), 11, potatoes (10), chest/lungs (31) & dog (16)
Ahmed: Wool (23), 13 (15), entree (10), shoulders (2) & cow
Unsaid #1s: 12, beverages & cat

G2: Browns v. Lawsons (Tanisha, Kim, Bryant, Leslie & Veronica)

R1 (married women): Tell me a way that your husband’s just like a newborn baby:

#1:
#2: Cries/screams (14)(Jordan)
#3:
#4: Messy (11)(Kim)
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Can’t feed himself (Kevin) & clothing (Tanisha)

Browns: Complains, bathing/showering, needs cuddling (BA- 5), DOESN’T talk
Tanisha Steal: Sleeps a lot- #6 (8)

#1: Helpless when ill (15)
#3: Farts (13)
#5: Sucks my nipples (10)
#7: Burps (6)

R2: If you were STRANDED on a cruise ship, name something you’d hope they DIDN’T RUN OUT of:

#1: Food (36)(Kim)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Lifeboats (2)(Jordan)

Lawsons: (Hot) water (#2- 33), electricity, walkie-talkies, medical supplies
Kevin Steal: Fuel/gas- OTHER BA (#3: T.P.- 13/#4: Booze/soda/lattes- 11)

Double (women): Name a word to describe your BAD dates that rhymes w/ “dude”:

#1: RUDE (62)(Justin)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Browns: CRUDE (#3- 12), feud, NUDE, shrewd (BA- 3), mood
Tanisha Steal #2: Lewd- #2 (19)(2nd BA: Prude)

TRIPLE: Name something a woman says about herself at a bar to STOP men from hitting on her:

#1: “I’m married/taken” (67)(Jen)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Browns: “I have/want kids” (#3- 5), “I’m NOT interested”, “I’m gay” (#2- 21), “I’m pregnant” & “I’m NOT from here”
Tanisha Steal to W or L: “I’m celabant” (BA: “I’m STD-infested”- 4)

FM:
#1: Acc. to married men, how many days can your wife give you the silent treatment before you crack?
#2: A cartoon character w/ big ears.
#3: A foreign country whose food Americans love to eat.
#4: Something a turkey has that you DON’T.
#5: Something you’d see on the back of a car.

Karen: Three (24), “DUMBO” (16), China (27), gobbler (6) & bumper stickers (54)
Justin: Two (30), Bugs Bunny (26), Japan (2), wings (30) & (tail) lights
Unsaid #1s: One, Mexico & feathers

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