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“Family Feud” 2/14/13

G1: Dardens v. Lewises

R1: Name the first thing a vampire does when he crawls out of his coffin at night:

#1: Hunts/sucks blood (35)(Terry Jr.)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Dardens: Flies (BA- 3), showers/bathes, NOTHING, sharpens fangs
Jim Steal: Stretches- #2 (33)

#3: Yawns (12)
#4: Takes a whiz (4)

R2: Name a reason why a woman would want to run into her ex-husband:

#1:
#2: Show off new stud (15)(Marleisha)
#3: She got hot/thin (15)(Sheri)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Lewises: Check up on him, shoot him, alimony/support (TA- 38), loves/misses him (T4- 5), has better life (T4), it’s his turn to take care of the kids
Terry Jr. Steal: Kiss/casual sex- BA (3)(T4: She’s driving/Unsaid BA: To beat him up)

Double (married women): What does your hubby do when he runs out of clean undies?:

#1:
#2: Goes commando (25)(Travis)
#3:
#4:
#5:
X- Wear bathing suit (David)

Dardens: Wears a pair of yours, washes ’em (TA- 30), wears dirty ones (#3- 17), buys new ones, goes NOWHERE
Jim Steal #2: Has YOU wash ’em- #4 (14)(BA: Gripes- 12)

TRIPLE (men): Name something of yours that always seems to be growing:

#1:
#2: Belly/weight (33)(Marleen)
#3:
#4:
X- Dong (Gordon)

Dardens: Hair/heard (TA- 40), wallet, height, age
Jim Steal to Definitely Stay: Ears (#3: Nails- 13/BA: Lawn- 3)

SD: Name a place people put flowers.
Lewis: Vase (A: At a grave- 68)

FM:
#1: Something people are doing at a later age these days.
#2: What’s the WORST place to be during a blackout?
#3: A nut you’d find in I.C.
#4: Tell me what time you’d have to wake up to watch the sunrise.
#5: An occasion when people rent a limo.

Travis: Retiring (17), work (2), almond (23), 6AM (31) & weddings (36)
Terry Jr.: Vacationing (6), school, peanut (9), 7AM (6) & birthdays (3)
Unsaid #1s: Having kids, elevator, pecan & prom/dance

G2: Lagos (Willie Jr., Tramaine, Jasmine, Malcolm & Willie III) v. Turnbergs

R1: Name something you take off your socks to do:

#1: Wash/shower feet (47)(Michelle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Turnbergs: Wade/walk on beach (T4- 5), clip toenails (#3- 7), sleep (#2- 23), put sandals on, check for blisters, paint toenails
Willie Jr. Steal: Massage feet/corns- BA (3)(Unsaid: Boink/foot fetish)

R2: Who do you think’s the most envied man in America?:

#1: Bill Gates (20)(Tramaine)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Lagos: Michael Jordan, President Obama (T4- 10), Donald Trump (#3- 11), LeBron James, Stedman
Michelle Steal: Brad Pitt- #2 (16)

T4: George Clooney
#6: Hugh Hefner (9)
#7: Mark Zuckerberg (6)
BA: Tom Brady (5)

Double: Name a place you should NEVER, EVER use foul language:

#1: Church (86)(Jasmine)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Lagos: School (BA- 2), court, home (#3- 3), grandparents’ home, store/mall
Michelle Steal #2: Work- #2 (6)(Leftover BA: Daycare)

TRIPLE: Name a special day when calories DON’T count:

#1:
#2: Thanksgiving (32)(Malcolm)
#3: Christmas (24)(Jillian)
#4:

Lagos: New Yr.’s (Eve), birthday (OTHER #1), Valentine’s Day (7)

FM:
#1: Name a kind of car a young guy wants but CAN’T afford until he’s an old man.
#2: A kind of place you feel all cooped up.
#3: Something a waiter might be holding in his hand.
#4: What time do you start thinking about lunch?
#5: Tell me a language that would be difficult to learn.

Jasmine: Porsche (12), church, drinks (2), noon (18) & German (3)
Willie III: Corvette (28), plane (8), food (9), 10 (7) & Chinese (38)
Unsaid #1s: Elevator, tray & 11

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 2/14/13" (2)

  1. jpgenius said:

    I think you meant the Dardens, not the Datchers.

  2. jpgenius said:

    I’m surprised vase was NOT #1.

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