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“Family Feud” 2/13/13

G1: Williamses v. Lewises (Jim, Sheri, David, Gordon & Margaret)

R1: Name a green veggie that the Jolly Green Giant’s wife might compare his manhood to:

#1: Green/string bean (33)(Andrea)
#2: Cucumber (29)(Jim)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Williamses: Lettuce, zucchini (#6- 4), asparagus (#3- 13), parsnip, pea(pod)(#4- 9), celery
Jim Steal: Broccoli- #5 (6)(BA: Pepper- 2)

R2: Name someone a drunken groom SHOULDN’T be hitting on at his own wedding:

#1: Bridesmaids (48)(Clarence)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Williamses: Mom-in-law (#2- 37), exes, groomsmen, bride’s sister (#3- 8), pastor/clergy
Jim Steal #2: Coordinators (BAs: His mom & father-in-law- 2 a head)

Double: Name something Smokey Bear should do to campers who DON’T put out their fires:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Hose ’em down (10)(Tina)
#5:
#6:
X- Eat their food (David)

Williamses: Hit ’em, maul/bite (#1- 24), arrest (BA- 5), kick dirt, kick ’em out of park
Jim Steal #3: Growl/roar- OTHER BA

#2: Eat ’em (20)
#3: Burn ’em alive (13)

TRIPLE: If Santa was sick on Christmas Eve, who might he ask to deliver the presents?:

#1: Elves (38)(Gordon)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Lewises: Ms. Claus (#2- 33), reindeer (BA- 7), Easter bunny (8)- GW TCS

FM:
#1: According to married women, what’s the longest you’ve gone w/o kissing your spouse?
#2: Besides a chicken, name a creature that lays eggs.
#3: King ____
#4: Something that comes in a jar.
#5: Something you might see on the bathroom floor.

Jim: Day (26), ostrich (6), -s of Leon, pickles/relish (34) & urine
Sheri: Month (13), duck (20), Cole, mayo (3) & T.P.
Unsaid #1s: Kong & rug/bath mat

G2: O’Connors (Ed, Brian, Jeff, Brian & Katie) v. Turnbergs

R1 (single men): Name a profession you might LIE about having because it’s a turn-on to women:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Stripper (4)(Ed)
#7:
X- Police (Michelle)

O’Connors: Model, Dr. (TA- 33), lawyer (#2- 25), escort, musician
Michelle Steal: Athlete/NASCAR- T3 (10)

T3: CEO/corporate
T5: Firefighter
Sole BA: Pilot (4)

R2: Name a fruit that a man w/ a beer belly might be able to fit in his navel:

#1: Grape (51)(Jen)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Orange (4)(Katie)
#6:
#7:

Turnbergs: Raspberry, strawberry (T3), cherry (#2- 14), lime, blueberry (BA- 3), apple
Ed Steal: Plum- T3 (Other BA: Banana)

Double: Name a Michael Jackson song lots of karaoke singers RUIN doing:

#1: “Billie Jean” (31)(Nicholle)
#2: “Beat It” (31)(Jeff)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

PASSED

Turnbergs: “Thriller” (#3- 25), “Man in the Mirror” (BA- 2), “P.Y.T.”, “Smooth Criminal”, “The Way You Make Me Feel”
Ed Steal #2: “Black or White”- X (#4: “ABC”- 4/#5: “We Are the World”)

TRIPLE: Below the _____:

#1: belt (68)(Brian)
#2:
#3:
#4:

O’Connors: Moon, bridge, knee
Michelle Steal for Shutout: sea (#2: Equator- 6/#3: surface/BA: waist- 4)

SD: Name something families should plan ahead of time in case there’s a fire.
Jess: Escape route/exit (78)

FM:
#1: Name an occupation that’s full of people who think they know it all.
#2: Which country do you think has the best NUDE beaches?
#3: Something a woman might keep on her makeup table.
#4: Tell me the age when men start getting potbellies.
#5: Something you clean about once a wk.

Jen: Lawyers (25), France (28), brushes (14), 40 (24) & bathrooms (42)
Michelle: Drs. (16), Spain (5), lipstick (20), 28 & kitchen (4)
Unsaid #1s: Politicians & 35

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 2/13/13" (1)

  1. jpgenius said:

    The Easter Bunny was actually up there. Wow.

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