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G1: Lees (Shekita, Angelisa, Alice, Sheeluh & Ryan) v. Klines

R1: Name something a cowboy does w/ his boots on:

#1:
#2: Sleeps (12)(Connie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Eats (5)(Shekita)
#7:

Klines: Rides horses (#1- 49), a cowgirl (BA- 3), shootouts, goes to bathroom, brands cattle
Shekita Steal: Gets buried

T3: Dances (a do-si do) & dies (8 each)
#5: Walks (6)

R2: Name another word for toilet:

#1:
#2: Commode (17)(Angelisa)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Bathroom (Noah)

Lees: Bedet, John (#1- 23), outhouse, pot(ty)(#3- 15), the drink
Connie Steal: Throne- T5 (6)

#4: Loo (12)
T5: Can
BA: Crapper (5)

Double: Name something it must’ve been hard for Shaquille O’Neal’s mom to do for him when he was a baby:

#1:
#2: Find clothes/shoes (25)(Jessica)
#3: Nurse/feed him (13)(Alice)
#4:
#5:

Klines: Bathe, lift/carry (#1- 28), teach him to read, change diaper (#4- 6) & find crib
Shekita Steal #2: Fit him in car seat (BA: Hold/rock him- 5)

TRIPLE: Name something that always seems to break when you’re BROKE:

#1: Car (61)(Sheeluh)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Lees: Glasses, fridge (BA- 4), limbs, 8-vac system
Connie Steal to Repeat Now: W/D- W (10)(T2: TVs)

FM:
#1: Tell me the time you’ve probably wake up if your alarm clock DIDN’T go off.
#2: Something your home’s filled w/ at Christmastime.
#3: A food people put TABASCO on.
#4: Someone you have to stand up to now & then.
#5: A girl’s name starting w/ V.

Jessica: 9AM (12), decorations/lights (24), tacos (19), mom (11) & Veronica (18)
Ryan: 8AM (26), presents (20), eggs (27), boss (38) & Vicki (38)

G2: Gallaghers v. O’Deas (Carol, Janette, Josette, Courtney & Jacqueline)

R1: Name a place a woman might call heaven on Earth:

#1:
#2: Mall/stores (29)(Keisha)
#3:
#4:
#5: Bed(room)(6)(Carol)
#6:

Gallaghers: Spa (TA- 33), bakery, beach/mtns./nature (#3- 14), when she’s in love, couch
Carol Steal: Bathroom/bubble bath- #4 (8)(BA: Her coochie- 2)

R2: Name something a married couple might do just like teenagers on their date night:

#1: Hump/neck in car (61)(Janette)
#2: See a movie (10)(Bonita)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

O’Deas: Go out to eat (#3- 9), cook together, go to concert, watch TV
Keisha Steal: Walk in park

#4: Hold hands (8)
#5: Get drunk (5)
BA: Share soda/straws (2)

Double: Instead of a pole, name something the world’s oldest stripper would use in their act:

#1: Cane (31)(April)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Gallaghers: Walker (#2- 13), seeing eye dog, crutches, chair (#4- 7), glasses
Carol Steal #2: Wheelchair- BA (5)(Left on board: Feathered boa- 10)

TRIPLE: Name something people put all over their bodies:

#1: Lotion/oil/cream (76)(Chaka)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Gallaghers: Soap (#2- 10), baby powder, perfume, clothes (BA- 4) & water
Carol Steal for W: Spouse/mate (Remained: Tattoos- 6)

SD: Name something you would NEVER pick up w/ your bare hands.
Tracey: Something hot (A: Poop- 64)

FM:
#1: Something in a honeymoon suite that encourages romance.
#2: How many hrs. a day do you spend on housework?
#3: A food that people eat at shopping malls.
#4: Besides rose, name the best-selling flower at a flower shop.
#5: Even after the divorce, name something couples fight about.

Josette: Bathtub (27), two (25), fries (3), carnation (33) & $ (49)
Courtney: KY jelly, three (17), hot dogs (12), tulip (13) & kids (42)
Unsaid #1s: Jacuzzi/hot tub & pizza

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 2/18/13" (1)

  1. jpgenius said:

    K-Y in a hotel?
    Your spouse all over you?
    A woman’s [BLEEP] is heaven on earth?!?!?!

    OH MY. 😳😳😳

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