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“Family Feud” 9/16/16

G1: Austins v. Woodses (Austell, GA)(Jeremiah, Richard, Pauline, Mark & Sonia- this team captain designs bow-ties & female scarves)

R1: If you were a chicken, what would you OBJECT somebody doing to you?:

#1: Cooking/eating (39)(Jeremiah)
#2:
#3: Plucking (21)(Kane)
#4:
#5:

Woodses (Pauline’s at a church): Scratching, beheading/killing (#2- 27), cleaning (VB), caging (BA- 2) & mass-breeding
Kane Steal: Steal eggs- Y (7)

R2 (married ladies): As a prank, what might you put in your hubby’s undies?:

#1: Food/chocolate (24)(Lauren)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- Poo (Leeann) & detergent (Richard)

Austins: Ben-Gay/menthol (#4- 9), ice (cubes)(T5- 7), stickers, big ball, itching powder (#2- 13), blood (VB)
Jeremiah Steal: (Fake) critters- T5

#3: Sock (11)
T5: Love note/card
BA: Starch (4)

Double: Name something a man says was worth giving up HALF of to get out of a BAD marriage:

#1: $$$ (50)(Lauren)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Austins: Cars/trucks (BA- 3), kids (#3- 6), toys, pets/animals (ANOTHER BA), home(s)(#2- 31), friends & furniture
Jeremiah Steal #2: Jewelry- X (VB)(Leftover BA: His sanity)

TRIPLE: Name something that can empty a rm. in seconds:

#1: (My wife’s) farts (59)(Hayden)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Austins: Horrible jokes, arguments, (smoke) bomb
Jeremiah Steal for SD: Fire/alarm- #2 (22)

#3: Vomit/projectiles (4)
BA: The po-po (3)

SD: A word rhyming w/ “nurse”.
Sonia: Purse- W (69)

FM:

#1: On the scale, how sexy do you look in your birthday suit?
#2: A word rhyming w/ “nerd”.
#3: Something a gardener has that he might use as a weapon.
#4: Middle of the ____
#5: What do men talk about at a bar?

Jeremiah: 8 (16), bird (28), hoe (38), wk. (3) & sex (50)
Pauline: 9 (12), turd (21), shovel (24), rd. (44) & cars- W
Unsaid #1: 7

G2: Thorntons ($20,475) v. Hundals (S.F.)(Harj, Harman, Harp, Gurbir & Sunny- non-captain members are cousins)

(Notes: Ruben Ervin appeared early on Steve’s talk show today to address “Pokemon GO”. I also believe they’re offering a Jeep Renegade Trailhawk worth $27,490. Furthermore, the floor’s now black like on the celebrity version.)

R1: Name something a housewife slips into when a sexy pool boy comes to clean the pool:

#1: Swimsuit/bikini (47)(April)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Gown (Harj)

(Notes on champs: Amanda’s a twin of April’s, Derrick’s a brother & Olden & Bertha are the parents.)

Thorntons: Nightie/lingerie (#2- 19), nil, Daisy Dukes (VB), stillettos
Harj Steal: Undies- X

#3: Robe (16)
#4: Skirt/dress (4)
#5: (Skinny) jeans
Unsaid BAs: (Tight) t-shirt & the pool

R2 (men): Name something women have that you’d like to have:

#1: Body/jugs & cooch (18)(Amanda)(VB)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Thorntons: Brains/sense (#2- 15), sex appeal/looks (#5- 8), $ (BA- 5), compassion, duds/fuzzy socks (#6- 6), shopping sense, ride
Harj Steal #2: Hair- ESPECIALLY THICK (#3- 13)

#4: Nothin’ (10)
BA Left There: Multiple O’s

Double (ladies): “I like nothing more than a good piece of…” what?:

#1:
#2: (Cheese)cake (32)(Harp)
#3:
#4:
#5: Booty/a** (5)(Derrick)
#6:

Hundals: Chocolate/candy (#1- 36), pizza (BA- 3), meat/steak (#4- 7), pie (10)- STRIKE-FREE SWEEP

TRIPLE: Name a word starting w/ “Temp”:

#1: Temperature (45)(Gurbir)
#2:
#3: Temptation (17)(Olden)
#4:

Hundals: Temper (BA- 8), Tempur-Pedic, temp agency & temporary (25)

FM:

#1: Your job expects you to give 110%- how much do you actually give ’em?
#2: An animal that sounds like your stomach growling.
#3: Someone who tells you the things that you want to hear.
#4: Something the human body has lots of.
#5: Someone who wears a cape.

Harman: 80% (11), bear (36), parents (15), joints & Superman (37)
Sunny: 100% (13), lion (29), teacher, hair (37) & Batman (47)- W
Unsaid #1s: 90% & m/date

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