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“Family Feud” 4/25/16

G1: Profetas (BKN)(Joe, Joseph, Jimmy, Michael & Mary Ellen) v. Waltons

(Challenger notes: Joe’s a construction worker who’s been married to Mary Ellen for four decades. Michael & Jimmy are NYC firemen & Joseph works for the NYPD.)

R1: A dog lifts one leg to tinkle. What does a man lift one leg to do?:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Kick (a ball)(5)(John)
#7:
X- The same thing (Joe)

Waltons: Dance, walk/run/climb (#2- 22), shower, get on horse
Joe Steal: Skip/hop/jump- #5 (6)

#1: Let one go (25)
#3: Scratch/adjust junk (13)
#4: Put pants on (7)
Unsaid BA: Get on bike/Harley-Davidson

R2 (men): “Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car. You want one that’s…” what?:

#1: Beautiful (18)(Joseph)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Profetas: Pricey, (fully-)loaded, reliable/lasting (#3- 12), sexy
John Steal: New/low mileage- #5 (10)

#3: Well-built (13)
#4: Fast (11)
#6: Easy to handle (9)
Un-given BAs: Economical & smooth/sleek (5 each)

Double (single women): If you had a first-aid kit for when you get DUMPED for a man, what would be in it?:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Tissues (4)(Jimmy)
#7:
X- Tylenol (Sherry)

Profetas: VB, scratched-up car, cellphones
John Steal #2: I.C./sweets- #2 (29)

#3: BAND-AID for heart (9)
#4: Much finer man (8)
T5: NETFLIX subscription
BA: $$$ (stolen from him)(2)

TRIPLE: Name something warm you sleep w/ when there’s NO warm body next to you:

#1: Blanket/quilt (39)(Michael)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Profetas: Pet/dog (#2- 24), pillows (#3- 22), sweatshirt, VB & heating pad
John Steal to End Feud: Hot water bottle- W (4)

FM:

#1: How many nights a wk. do you stay home & watch TV?
#2: Something people kiss for luck.
#3: Something you have at a Hawaiian-themed party.
#4: Something a circus clown needs to do its job.
#5: Something people like to do when listening to music.

John: Four (8), penny (9), hula girls (7), big shoes (4) & dance (44)
Sherry: Two (5), rabbit’s foot (13), luau (33), nose (29) & exercise (4)
Unsaid #1s: Seven, blarney stone & makeup

G2: Rubadues ($21,785) v. Humphrieses (Hopkinsville, KY)(Maurice, Deanna, Marshall, Latasha & Crystal)

(Challengers notes: Maurice retired as a Marine drill instructor after 21 yrs.; Marshall’s a nephew & the ladies are all nieces.)

R1 (ladies): When you close your eyes & get a sloppy kiss, what animal does it feel like you’re kissing?:

#1:
#2:
#3: Horse (8)(Kerrie)
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Mule (Maurice)

Rubadues: Llama, dog (#1- 72), male human (VB), lion
Maurice Steal: Fish- T2

#4: Camel (3)
Leftover BAs: Monkey/ape & cow

R2: Name a reason a man might let the woman do all the talking on a first date:

#1: Shy/nervous (53)(Katie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:
X- He doesn’t know what to say to her (Abbie) & he doesn’t have anything to say (Deanna)

Rubadues: Intimidated by her, mute/medical prob. (T5- 4), she just won’t shut up (T5), he’s too busy staring at her (T3- 8), he’s speechless, he feels dumb
Maurice Steal #2: He just wants to learn more about her- #2 (14)

T3: Bored/no interest
#7: He has bad breath
BA: He’s tired

Double: Name something a wife might send to her CHEATING husband’s mistress:

#1: Threat letter/text (19)(Marshall)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Humphrieses: Phone call, let him know she cheats too, hubby/severed dong (T4- 7), her panties
Kerrie Steal: His laundry/clothes- #2 (16)

#3: (Dead) creature (8)
T4: Dead/black roses
BAs Left There: Photos (from P.I.) & condoms (6 a pop)

TRIPLE: Name a fruit you find on top of cheesecake:

#1: Strawberry (60)(Cheryl)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Rubadues: Blueberry (#3- 5), raspberry, cherry (#2- 31), banana & pineapple
Maurice Steal to W or L: Blackberry (Winning BA: Apple- 3)

FM:

#1: According to men, name a specific animal whose legs remind you of the women you’ve dated.
#2: How many boyfriends do most women have before finding Mr. Right?
#3: A junk food people eat for breakfast.
#4: _____ Bond
#5: Something people wear in HI.

Cheryl: Giraffe (17), seven (5), cake (7), bail (21) & leis (47)
Kerrie: Horse (11), five (28), potato chips (8), federal & skirt (16)
Unsaid #1s: Ostrich, doughnuts & James

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