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“Family Feud” 2/9/16

G1: Van Matres (Whitney, Jordan, Judy, Kory & Jim)(VB) v. Nelsons ($21,785)

R1: If a wife notices her cheating husband’s hickey, name something you think he would say bit him:

#1: Bugs/spiders (44)(David)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Nelsons: Kids, VB, snakes
Whitney Steal: Razors- X

#2: Dogs (23)(is it just my family, or do their yawns sound like bats?)
#3: Cats (7)
#4: Bats (6)
#5: Vacuums (5)
BAs: Monkeys, raccoons & leeches (2 each)

R2: Name something that leaves you breathless:

#1: Running/exercise (33)(Jessica)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Mind-blowing boink (5)(Jordan)
#6:
#7:
#8:

Nelsons: Asthma, anxiety/heart attack, scenery/sunsets (#2- 13), drowning (VB)
Whitney Steal #2: Hottie/mate- #3 (11)

#4: Cold air/wind (8)
T5: Kiss/tonsil boxing
#7: Love (4)
BA: Music (especially by Barry Gibb)(3)

Double: After the groom has a no-show, name something the bride did to the little groom on top of the wedding cake:

#1:
#2: Stab/chop/blender (14)(Lawren)
#3: Threw it (13)(Judy)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Nelsons: Set it on fire (#5- 7), smashed/broke it (#1- 40), tossed in trash (#6- 5), flush it, run it over w/ a car, boil it
Whitney Steal #3: Give it away- X

#4: Bit/ate it (8)
BA: Choked it (4)

TRIPLE: What’s the first thing you reach for when you see your boss leave work?:

#1: My phone (49)(Kory)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Van Matres: Computer/Internet (#2- 21), booze, car keys (#3- 15), food & drinks
David Steal to W or L: Bag/briefcase- L (BA: Cigarette/e-cig- 6)

FM:

#1: Something the boss would HATE to see you doing during an important meeting.
#2: Out of 10, how many people said “naked selfies”?
#3: A kind of trunk.
#4: Something you squeeze lemon on or in.
#5: Something specific that cleans itself.

Kory: On your phone (5), five (11), car (25), water (9) & BLANK
Jordan: Picking your nose (9), seven (9), tree (24), tea (31) & dog (3)
Unsaid #1s: Sleeping/yawning, one, steamer/chest, fish/seafood & oven

G2: Alexanders v. Albertsens (LOU)(Katie, Andrew, Shannon, Josh & Ron)

R1: Name a place a man would NEVER want to run into his wife’s best friend:

#1:
#2:
#3: H/motel (12)(Patricia)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
X- Her rm. (Katie)

Alexanders: Bar/club (#2- 26), bachelor party, strip joint (#1- 38), bed/under his sheet (BA- 3), restaurant during a date, best friend’s house
Katie Steal: Store/Victoria’s Secret- OTHER BA

#4: Bathroom (stall)(5)
#5: Big Bertha’s brothel

R2: It would be fun to swim in a pool filled w/ what?:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Hotties/nude ones (13)(Glen)
#5:
#6: Chocolate/candy (7)(Andrew)
#7:

Andersons: Water/rain (T3- 13), cash/coins (#5- 10), booze/champagne (#2- 18), playground balls, pudding, pizza
Katie Steal #2: JELL-O- #1 (22)(BA: Fish/dolphins- 4)

Double: Name something you do to your dog that you WOULDN’T do to your best friend:

#1:
#2: Bathe/groom ’em (11)(Shannon)
#3:
#4:
#5: Medical stuff/neuter (7)(Joseph)
#6:

Albertsens: Crate it, walk-walk (on a leash)(#3- 10), pet/rub belly (#1- 26), feed it (on floor)(OTHER BA), spank it (VB) & put collar on it
Patricia Steal: Play fetch- X (#4: Kiss/let lick me- 8)

TRIPLE: Name something you DON’T want people to ask you for:

#1: $$$/donations (79)(Josh)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Albertsens: Advice (BA- 2), clothing, ride, phone #
Patricia Steal for Sudden Death: Favors- SHUTOUT

#2: Age (3)
Leftover BA: Weight

FM:

#1: Something people make sure’s comfortable before buying it.
#2: At what age do people go from skinny jeans to relaxed fit?
#3: Nursing ____
#4: A part of a tree.
#5: A game played on a court.

Katie: Bed/mattress (34), 30 (31), mother, limbs (33) & basketball (40)
Shannon: Clothes (32), 35 (5), baby (8), leaves (15) & racquetball
Unsaid #1s: Home, trunk & tennis

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