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“Family Feud” 2/8/16

G1: Beckers (Avoca, IL)(Taylor, Teri, Greg, Renee & Jordan) v. Nelsons ($20,910)

(Challenger notes: Taylor studies Mechanical Engineering at Iowa St. & is training to be a pro wrestler. Talking about that, Daniel Bryan is retiring, at least from WWE, tonight.)

R1: These days, women are getting fat injections to give their buttocks the shape of what fruit?:

#1: Apple (32)(David)
#2:
#3: (Water)melon (20)(Taylor)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Nelsons: Peach (#4- 10), plum, pear (#2- 31), apricot, grapefruit
Taylor Steal: Orange- X

#5: Cherry (4)
BA: Mango (2)

R2: Name something God might forgive a man for doing, but a woman might NOT:

#1: Cheating/man-slut (73)(Jessica)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Nelsons: Lying (#2- 6), forgetting anniversary, gambling, VB
Taylor Steal #2: Laziness- X

T3: Farting (during sex), forgetting b-day & looking at women (3 apiece)
BAs: Drinking & “burping his worm”

Double: Look.

Nelsons: Kelly Ripa, Hoda Kotb, Jimmy Kimmel
Taylor Steal #3: Drew Carey- X

#2: Jay Leno (15)
#3: Ryan Seacrest (12)
#4: Alex Trebek (9)
BAs: Pat Sajak & Oprah (4 a pop)

TRIPLE: Give me a word rhyming w/ “gender”:

#1: Bender (47)(Ardrienne)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Nelsons: Sender, lender, blender
Taylor Steal to Stay Alive: Fender- #2 (25)

#3: Tender (11)
BA: Slender (5)

SD: Name a holiday when you might turn off the lights & pretend you’re NOT home.
Lionel: Halloween (85)

FM:

#1: According to men, how many miles could you run in one hr.?
#2: An occupation that NEVER gets enough thanks.
#3: An animal that spends most of their life eating.
#4: Something women leave all over the bathroom.
#5: Someone who sends you on a guilt trip.

David: Three (19), nursing (7), koala (2), makeup (34) & spouse/mate (16)
Lionel: Five (15), fireman (9), sloth, undies (16) & mom (57)
Unsaid #1s: Two, teacher & cow

G2: Alexanders v. Cucinottas (Hoover, AL)(Cooch, Jill, J.D., Sara & David)

(Challenger notes: Cooch is married to Karen & his dad was a gynecologist; Cooch’s an insurance adjuster.)

R1 (men): Name something specific you love to watch another man do:

#1: Sports/fight/box (64)(Patricia)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Alexanders: Video games, tell comedy/jokes, leave
Cooch Steal: Yard work- X

#2: Work (my job)(7)
#3: Fail (w/ a chick)(6)
#4: Drink beer (5)
BAs: Fix/pimp a car, catch a fish & run (in slo-mo)(3 each)

R2: Name something a dog loves to stick their nose in:

#1: Bowl/food (24)(Jill- also works for Cooch & is married to J.D.)(VB)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Cucinottas (David’s an orthopedic surgeon in sports medicine): A savory booty (#2- 23), a pungent pelvis (#4- 11), steamy turd pile (T5- 10), your face (BA- 2), ground/garden (#3- 12), trees, toilet water (OTHER BA), shoes & “mama dog’s breast”
Patricia Steal: Master’s bed/sleeping area- X (Unsaid: Garbage/cans)

Double: Name something that would be hard to eat if you only had ONE tooth:

#1:
#2:
#3: Steak/meat (27)(Joseph)
#4: Chewy candy/gum (8)(J.D.)
#5:
#6:

Alexanders: Apples (#1- 28), (pea)nuts (VB), corn (on the cob)(T2), (stale) cookies, sandwiches/gyros (BA- 2) & carrots (OTHER BA)

TRIPLE: Name something people tint:

#1: (Car) windows (86)(Sara)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Cucinottas: (Head) of hair (#2- 25), (eye)glasses (#3- 4), skin, facial hair & face w/ makeup
Patricia Steal to Go to FM Again: Eyebrows/lashes- YES INDEEDY (2; I would’ve said TVs)

FM:

#1: Besides jewelry, name something people wear around their necks.
#2: A place you’d be embarrassed to be caught sleeping.
#3: Something on everyone’s kitchen counter.
#4: What day of the wk. are you busiest?
#5: A state famous for their beaches.

Patrick: BLANK, work (27), flowers, Tues. & FL (51)
Joel: BLANK, park (7), cookies (5), Mon. (26) & BLANK
Unsaid #1s: Scarf, toaster, Fri.

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