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“Family Feud” 2/5/16

G1: Hills (Brentwood)(Bianca, Brittinee, Briana, Curtis & Daniel) v. Nelsons

(Challenger notes: Bianca works for the Modesto Nuts & is an intern for the Golden State Warriors.)

R1: Name something a woman w/ a great body might also have that’s NOT so great:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: (Nasty, mangled) feet-feet (6)(Bianca)
#5: (Douchey) man (4)(David)
#6:

Hills: Job, face (of a warthog)(T2- 12), personality/’tude (#1- 51), hair, teeth
David Steal: (Pea-)brain- T2 (BA: Health/oozing rash- 3)

R2: Name something a GS host hopes an exciting contestant DOESN’T do to him/her:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Kiss/use tongue (8)(Jessica- I thought it would get X’d out)
#7:
X- Grab butt (Brittinee)(so this is another GS I don’t fully understand)

Nelsons: Hug/lift/jump on (#4- 10), barf (T5- 8), faint (#3- 12), scream/cuss (#2- 18), rub their hands through their hair, strip, spit on
Bianca Steal: Knock down/hurt- BA (7)(Top Answer: Do a #1 or #2- 22)

Double: If you’re going to hell anyway, name a food you should bring along for roasting:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Whole pig (8)(Sgt. Lawren)
#7:
#8:

Nelsons: Pot roast, marshmallows (#1- 28), wieners/sausages (#2- 12), potatoes, turkey (T5- 8), corn (on the cob)
Bianca Steal #2: Chicken- T3 (11)

T3: Steaks
T5: Ribs
BA: (Chest)nuts (3)

TRIPLE: Name a piece of equip. containing the word “scope” in its name:

#1: Telescope (47)(Ardrienne)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Nelsons: Periscope (BA- 9), Watch the Rest of This Rd.

FM:

#1: Something a man would skip doing if his wife goes away for the weekend.
#2: Tell me the age a woman’s too old to wear stillettos.
#3: Something passengers love to do on a cruise ship.
#4: Something a man wears even if it has a hole in it.
#5: Something put on breakfast cereal.

David: Dishes/clean house (36), 60 (8), drink (30), undies (26) & milk (45)
Lionel: Laundry (5), 35 (4), shuffleboard, socks (39) & sugar (22) = W
Unsaid #1s: 50 & eat

G2: Alexanders (Patricia, Glen, Joseph, Patrick & Joel)(VB) v. Blacksheres ($50K)

R1: If a male stripper calls him Tarzan, what might he do during his act?:

#1: Swing (on a vine)(60)(Patricia)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Alexanders (Glen’s a mgr. at enterprise rent-a-car & a motorcycle bike club president): Yell (#2- 15), strip/show banana (T4- 3)(VB), bring animal(s), look for Jane, beat chest (#3- 14), VB
Christina Steal: Dance in loincloth- X

T4: Wear that loincloth
BA: Climb trees/poles

R2: Name something a guy should NEVER say about an ex-girlfriend to his current girlfriend:

#1: “Best. sex. ever.” (28)(Glen)
#2:
#3: Face of an angel (16)(Alivia)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Alexanders: Good person/fun (#6- 5), being just like her, she’s a better cook, love/miss “the one” (#5- 9), in-laws
Christina Steal #2: Hot bod/much thinner- #2 (19)

#4: Anything/her name (11)
BA: Total nut job/wench (4)

(Note: Glen had a helmet on after the first break.)

Double: “You can never have too much…” what?:

#1:
#2: Fun/happiness (25)(Joseph)
#3:
#4: Cooch/wang (7)(Jacob)
#5:
#6:
#7:

Alexanders: $$$ (#1- 44), friends, house, food/I.C. (T4), clothing
Christina Steal #3: Time- BA (2)

#3: Love (10)
Unsaid BA: Booze/peach schnapps

TRIPLE: Name something a girl carries in her purse on the first date just in case she needs it:

#1:
#2: $$$ (23)(Patrick)
#3:
#4:
X- Lipstick (Mark Jr.)

Alexanders: Condom/birth control (#3- 16), mace/guns (#1- 36), cellphone (BA- 12)(VB)

FM:

#1: According to ladies, name something you wear around the house that you NEVER wear in public.
#2: A breed of dog that reminds you of your boss.
#3: Something a person’s body might be covered w/.
#4: Something a Dr. would HATE to run out of.
#5: Something that the plumper it is, the better it is.

Patricia: Undies (14), Labrador (5), hair (24), stethoscope & breasts (2)
Joel: Bathrobe (34), German Shepherd (5), tattoos (8), stethoscope & butt
Unsaid #1s: Bulldog, gloves & fruit

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Comments on: "“Family Feud” 2/5/16" (1)

  1. JP Genius said:

    Current girlfriend’s just like the ex? DANG.

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